Okay, I am guilty -- several blonde jokes -- there may even be a new one

A blonde and her husband are lying in bed
> Listening to the next door neighbor's dog.
> It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours.
> The blonde jumps up out of bed and says,
> "I've had enough of this".
> She goes downstairs.
>
> The blonde finally comes back up to bed
> And her husband says "The dog is still barking,
> What have you been doing?"
>
> The blonde says,
> "I put the dog in our backyard,
> let's see how THEY like it!
>
>
> ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>
> Two Blondes With Hammers...
>
> Lynn and Judy were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity
> House.   Lynn was nailing down house siding, would reach into
> her nail
> Pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it
> In.
>
> Judy, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, 'Why are you
> Throwing those nails away?'
> Lynn explained, 'When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of
> Them have the head on the wrong end and I throw them away.'
> Judy got completely upset and yelled, 'You moron! Those nails aren't
> Defective! They're for the other side of the house!'
>
> +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>
> Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie?
>
> They had gone to see 'Closed for the Winter.'
>
> +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>
> You might have to think twice about this one.
>
> A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip
> Of her index finger shot off. 'How did this happen?' the emergency
> Room doctor asked her.
>
> 'Well, I was trying to commit suicide,' the blonde
> replied.
>
> 'What?' sputtered the doctor. 'You tried to commit suicide by shooting
> Off your finger?'
>
> 'No, Silly' the blond e said. 'First I put the gun to my chest, and
> Then I thought, 'I just paid $6, 000.00 for these implants..
>
> I'm not shooting myself in the chest.'
>
> 'So then?' asked the doctor.
>
> 'Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, 'I just paid $3,000.00
> To get my teeth straightened I'm not shooting myself in the mouth.'
>
> 'So then?'
>
> 'Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: 'This is going to make a
> Loud noise. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the
> Trigger.
>
> ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>
> A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad
> Hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it
> To a repair shop. Theshop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he
> Decided to have some fun.. He told her to go
> home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.
>
> So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started
> Blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened.. So she blew a little
> Harder, and still nothing happened.
>
> Her blonde roommate saw her and asked, 'What are you doing?' The first
> Blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the
> Tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.
> The roommate rolled her eyes and said, 'Uh, like hello!
> You need to roll up the windows first.'
> =====================================
> AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST
>
> A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.
>
> Her boss asked sympathetically, 'What's the matter?'
>
> The blonde replies, 'Early this morning I got a phone call saying that
> My mother had passed away.'
>
> The boss, feeling sorry for her, says, 'Why don't you go home for the
> Day? Take the day off to relax and rest.'
>
> 'Thanks, but I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and
> I have the best chance of doing that here.'
>
> The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. A couple of
> hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out
> from his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically.
>
> 'What's so bad now? Are you gonna be okay?' he asks.
>
> 'No!' exclaims the blonde. 'I just received a horrible call from my
> sister. Her mother died, too!'