by Dame Ruth, Chief Executive Elitist D.
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August 1, 2006

A Good Writer Gone Bad

November 03, 2009 03:22 PM EST (Updated: November 03, 2009 03:57 PM EST)
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it has came to my attention that somebody who's name i want mention but whos initilas start with sandy k has wrote a artacle abut how its okay to write anything you wanjt even if it has bad speeling and punctiation cuz youre freinds will understand what your trying to implicate even if all the words arent completly corect.  and this this other person is really wickid smart so, smart she even has greek or french words in her gagther name so why does that sandy k and her obama-loving freinds thinks shes so height and midy! lol. so i think its mean of that person who's namae starts with sandy k to make fun of some other peoople who mabe make a mistake somtimes but who cares if thier freinds leave a huddred coments and give her lots of points so its all good anyways.  and i know all her snootty freinds will ki$$ her ass and give her hi rating but who cares about those snobs anyways.  lol.  i think anybody who swrites with love in there hart is a grate wrighter cos there saying what they relly fell so whatever they rite is soundamental and everybody should give them a clap. lol.

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Comments: 65

Cena W. Nov 3, 2009, 3:25pm EST
we Wull all clikd 1 and monimate you for 1st place as well.
Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Nov 3, 2009, 3:43pm EST
traitor
Bert B. Nov 3, 2009, 3:27pm EST
Sandy and here bunch ar snouty ileetists!
Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Nov 3, 2009, 3:44pm EST
bert your in my click so that makes u 1 2 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lololol
Lori F. Nov 3, 2009, 3:49pm EST
hahahahahahah bert...lololololol.
Bert B. Nov 3, 2009, 4:09pm EST
I resembel that remarque
trying to implicate

I fear words longer than two syllables, My Friend, Dame Ruth.
Dame Ruth, Chief Executive Elitist D. Nov 3, 2009, 4:02pm EST
I wondered if anyone would catch that, My Friend, Panties. It made me chuckle.
Jesus helped me find it.
Dame Ruth, Chief Executive Elitist D. Nov 3, 2009, 4:23pm EST
I thought he was sent back to Mexico!
CC Miranda the artrat (or am i?) Nov 3, 2009, 5:00pm EST
yeah, that jesus guy is a filthy illegal imigrant who is stealing our jobs even though we donot want them because we is too smart and good for that thar job.
Lori F. Nov 3, 2009, 5:02pm EST
and he doesnt speak english...nuff said.
Gary Gentry Nov 3, 2009, 5:32pm EST
doesnt? hoo, boy ain't you jist puttn it own?!?
Lori F. Nov 3, 2009, 3:37pm EST
i heerd this rumer and i sawed that otherer articles and i just gotta say that she shold b ashamed of hersefl

i herd she was a snotty biatch an an ilitist
Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Nov 3, 2009, 3:43pm EST
u herd write
Cena W. Nov 3, 2009, 4:03pm EST
aNd she is goin tO be xported as an eleGal ailen.
Lori F. Nov 3, 2009, 4:06pm EST
ya caUse she is from Haiti.
Grems 'gremlin' Nov 3, 2009, 6:47pm EST
do she got a birf sertifikate?
Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Nov 3, 2009, 3:43pm EST
and i know all her snootty freinds will ki$$ her ass and give her hi rating

thats all that matters hear.
I rated both of you #1..... (and I used extra ...... 'cause I'm extra thoughtfiul!)

Hey, this not having to go back and fix typos is pretty cool! Not only does it indulge my slothful side, it also completely negates the need for a comment editor!
Kimber L. Nov 3, 2009, 3:51pm EST
LOL
Nellie (The Bad Santa of Gather) Nov 3, 2009, 3:56pm EST
argh, your hurt my brains. First post I read after a long shift. Now where is the booze and why aren't you sharing?
Dame Ruth, Chief Executive Elitist D. Nov 3, 2009, 4:01pm EST
Edited some more stuff in. May be even more later when the Vicodin hits the brain.
Cena W. Nov 3, 2009, 4:07pm EST
eF eYe evR git mY meDIcal pOt prEscripShun, i'll sHarE with ya
Tracy Fabre Nov 3, 2009, 5:11pm EST
U have the clap?
Webbie Fades to Black Nov 3, 2009, 5:14pm EST
BERT!!!!!!!!! (Burt? Burnt?) ILuvU I misU Iglid2CU!
iv'e red this b4 i Think. U stol it form my freind who's nayn strts w/ sandy k
Kris M. Nov 3, 2009, 5:57pm EST
dont be snootty frogg, gramer n spelleng amnt improtnt n neether is orginul ideers.
You say that now, but wait until I C&P a ton of stories about my cat named Spyke...
Sarah A. Hopes for More TOS Enforcement Nov 3, 2009, 8:42pm EST
Or my kat named Spiicke
Thanks, Sarah -- I'll be stealing from you, too!
Ishbel R. Nov 3, 2009, 6:08pm EST
May I just point out that there are simply not enough LOLs in this article?
You could point that out... or you could DO something about it.

I heard someone went all old school and dropped the way-hip C-serve acronym "SNERT" (which was big-time back in the early 90s.) Thus, while Mr. J. Timberlake brings sexy back, I am bringing very big grins back.

It's the least I can do.
Roy ☯ Hilbinger Nov 3, 2009, 11:32pm EST
How about VBEG, Pantsi? (Very Big Evil Grin) That was a big 'un way back when. Oops, I think my tea is ready. BRB
Ishbel R. Nov 4, 2009, 3:50am EST
LOL
ROFL
ROFLMAO

I never thought the day wood cum when I wood use those accronims.
Me neither! But if we just swallow and accept, swallow and accept, this whole crusade FOR illiteracy will be among our greatest accomplishments.

VBG! GMTA! GD&R!
Dame Ruth, Chief Executive Elitist D. Nov 4, 2009, 1:02pm EST
Hey, I'm the one who took out a restraining order against acronyms back in Oh-seven and look what happened!
Gimme a F!
Gimme a U!
Gimme a C!
Gimme a K!

Yay??
I admit to be partial to the acronyms that are so long and convoluted that they could mean anything (ATASLACTTCMA.)

Them'er my favs. I also like the idea of using, "pic" and "fav" in an effort to shave precious seconds off of the time it takes to comment on things. It frees up an entire minute per hour... and really! Couldn't we all use more time in our days?

I th s. I wi n abrev ev wo I wri. If u r my fren, u wi wo to un me.
Art Goldberg, one of the FSM leaders, once proposed this little thought experiment. He said "Let's give 4 people signs with the letters F, U, C, and K on them and have them start at the corners of a square and walk toward the center. How close do they have to get before they can be arrested for obscenity?"
flit . Nov 3, 2009, 6:32pm EST
I lik the word soundamental! LOL
Dame Ruth, Chief Executive Elitist D. Nov 3, 2009, 6:42pm EST
Me too, flit. Almost as much as "fervorously", one of many gems on the original, from which, btw, my comment has been rudely removed. Imagine! Deleted by one of gather's gr8 wordsmiths. I'm crushed.
Grems 'gremlin' Nov 3, 2009, 6:49pm EST
Since i be 1 of the delighted kan i be hear?
sharon SugarMomma is a wise woman, Nov 3, 2009, 8:00pm EST
ROFLMBO! Varry guhd!!!!
Sarah A. Hopes for More TOS Enforcement Nov 3, 2009, 8:16pm EST
Hey I left this comment and it got deleted. Should have spelled it differently. On that other post...

Perhaps you are confusing the joy of writing with the joy of reading - which comes when we aren't perpetually startled by misspelled words, pointless grammar and rambling incoherence. The writing you're talking about is best left to your journal, which, thankfully, no one has to read.
Sarah A. Hopes for More TOS Enforcement Nov 3, 2009, 8:17pm EST
Sorry. Left out the LOL... Must be why it got deleted.
Lol = Mentos®. You can say any onld nasty thing you want -- add the "lol!" and suddenly no one is harshing the unicorns' mellows.
I'd apologize for my misspelled "old," above but in this Brave New World we live in, I don't hafta!

Sarah A. Hopes for More TOS Enforcement Nov 3, 2009, 8:47pm EST
LOL! I just left about 16 comments, so there will be lots to do LOL!!!
Grems 'gremlin' Nov 3, 2009, 8:59pm EST
Sarah, you are just plain evil and I love you for it.
Which is why she should leave a hip, hot, happening >>EG!!<< [Evil Grin] everywhere she goes!

Doncha know -- it's 1993 all over again!
Sarah A. Hopes for More TOS Enforcement Nov 3, 2009, 9:50pm EST
She pulled one and then got bored, I guess. It was the Disagreement is NOT harassment that got gone. Too radical, I guess.

LOL.
I liked 1993. I was enjoying my first IT job. It was great. M-F, 9-5. I'd never done that before in my life for more than a year.
Hmmm, let me do some (albeit shoddy) cipherin', Nippy...

Okay, you're 23 Gather years, now in 2009. 1993 was 16 years ago, right? So, you're 7 years old, with a full-time, Nine-to-Fiver?

Whoa, that's hardcore, my amphibian friend!
No I was 23 then too. :)
Penny G. Nov 3, 2009, 8:52pm EST
Ow! You guys are hurting my brain with this stuff!
Aniko   Nov 3, 2009, 11:21pm EST
I no exackly who your talkin a bout!!! Its all ways the same person isnt it!!! They bin at this for a long time but there time we'll soon bee up I here!!! I wont tell you who tolled me butt surface it too say that I no people in hi playses!!!
Ishbel R. Nov 4, 2009, 3:51am EST
'Surface it too say'?

Sheer brillyance.
Dame Ruth, Chief Executive Elitist D. Nov 4, 2009, 11:50am EST
But Aniko...if that roomer has any bases in fax, who will gateher get to substitute at WE to desplay her expertese in the Joy of writing? i mean who else taks coarses and even teachers the subject???? lol
I can teetch curses.
M C. Nov 4, 2009, 1:38am EST
How in the 7734 do I find myself on these artkles? LOL or is that 707 ?
M C. Nov 4, 2009, 1:40am EST
OH OH Ooooo ! I no... cuz I fallowed Shawon hear..

I kudn't hep laffing , ewe wiked whiter.
Dame Ruth, Chief Executive Elitist D. Nov 4, 2009, 12:20pm EST
While wandering around the "you might also like" area (note to gather: wrong. I didn't like it) I found this: "Flagging has become a toy for the idol and vindictive." (emphasis mine).
Have at it.
Well, My Friend, Dame Ruth, we do have that whole biblical warning against "false idols." Using nothing akin to logic or reason, I will use that title to convince myself -- and others -- that Armageddon is nigh.

Or should I convince them that it is "neigh"?! Then I could tell them I got it straight from the horse's mouth...

I have been treated GATHER ESSENTIALS as something I might "like."

Hahahahahaha-de-fucking-HA, Gather! Good one.
Heather ~of the Whippets~ M. Nov 4, 2009, 1:08pm EST
I guess there's nothing to do but laugh. Much of society seems to be happily slipping into a loving embrace with illiteracy, and there's not much left to do but laugh.

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