This has been up for more than 24 hours without any constructive criticism from my friends. Guess I'll have to critique myself.
Dont let nobody fool you (you should be u - total waste of letters here) into thinking (what was I thanking?) ~~~~~~~~~ you (u) half two (2) yous u's good grammer spelin or (r) punctuation in (n) order to (2) get attention or (R) to (2) make (m8k) readers get what you (u) write (rit) because that aint the truth so long as you (u) find smart friends what can figure out what you (u) might be (b) trying to (2) say or will tell you (u) its good righting even when it aint this is the most important thang I (i) learnt on gather and now I here they are (r) starting up some how to (2) write crappy classes to help people what thought it was important to (2) study and right right but weren’t making no points because writing right aint what people want to see on gather…………..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL im writing this to (2) see if everybody will join if I create a new group for people who used to (2)rite good but are trying to (2) forget the rules so they can be (b) popular on gather let me know if you (u) would join and ill think about making it.
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Dont let nobody fool U N2 thanking ~~~~~~~~~ u half 2 u's good grammer spelin r punctuation n order 2 get attention r 2 m8k readers get what u rit because that aint the truth so long as u find smart friends what can figure out what u might b trying 2 say or will tell u its good righting even when it aint this is the most important thang i learnt on gather and now i here they r starting up some how 2 write crappy classes to help people what thought it was important 2 study and right right but weren’t making no points because writing right aint what people want to see on gather…………..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL im writing this 2 see if everybody will join if i create a new group for people who used 2 rite good but are trying 2 forget the rules so they can b popular on gather let me know if u would join and ill think about making it.
i forgot to dedicate this to my favorite nonwriter before but now i changed my mind and am dedicating it to ruth.
(Really, I just wanted to see if that edit icon works.)
it aint a freakin ion its just a link but thank you all for being smart enough to figure that out instead of telling me i forgot to mention a moviestar in this post so im editing again to say george clloney because hes the only one i can think of rite now
~~~~~~~~1 sorry for the constant updates but i ....had to edit one more time because although the posts showing in the,,,,, you might also like space were grate examples they werent the won i really wanted so i am adding a few tags 2 see if i can change them


Comments: 256 ( 1 removed by Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer )
That should be flag worthy.
Far be it from me to criticize, but that should be "their," and not "they are."
Really, Sandy! I am soooooooooooo disappointed in you!
Also, there should have been a "1" in here, somewhere.
Well I was gonna say that there are very few on here that actually need a crappy writing class...they write crappy enough on their own...but I decided not to.
Or
and
ROFLMAO.
I don't think I did that right so I will just say.
LOL
Isn't that one of the states' mottoes?!
Where? Down in my heart! I've got the joy, joy, joy, joy down in my heart. Down in my heart to stay.
Sandy, I wasn't trying to abuse Joy just sayin' I got joy from writing. Er, writin. Writting. That's it. Writting.
Let the chips [so to speak] fall where they may.
your on joy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i dare ever one of ewe to outcrap me.
Oh, thank CHARLES! Watching you do that was making a little piece of my soul die...
I can say you enjoy a conjugal visit with your mother regularly and as long as I laugh out loud afterward, it doesn't count!
do you suck donky penis' and your husband is a child molestor and as long as you put a ? behind it then its OK.
So I am wondering if you do both the ? and the LOL do you get double points?
Did you think I'd miss this?! I might now have to poorly rite an article about you.
I ain't gonna try to writ no mor standerd englush. Its eleetust.
Ken Kesey
Sandy Knauer
Donald H.
His article in Food Corps today is atrocious. It is filled with typos like this:
"Further research has shown that those false things are just that proven to be so such organizations as Snopes, ItsTrue, etc."
"Recently, for the past 9 months, I have been part of a public health study that ahs been researching, evaluating & developing nutritional guidelines for and about “store-brands” & “private-label” food products."
"A I dug into my research I found that unlike many companies who simply buy “name-brand” seconds or have “name-brands” make their products for them to a slightly lower standard, "
Plus the article is filled with horrible sentence constructions (including the above) like this:
"No matter what you may have heard or what you think erroneously, Target’s house brand Archer farms products are simply the best, in taste, quality & price!"
I am amazed when people copy an email from 5 years ago and post it here typo's and all.
Sined,
Patti Beegul.
No? Just me?
Oh.
I was pretty darned happy when it went out of business.
y didnt i thank of that
cc you aint much of a friend if you cant read through our errors and understand what we meant that means you must be an eleetust what wnat us to right right
Pogo: Do you herd sheep?
Churchy La Femme: No, you mean "have you heard sheep?"
its kinda fun typing that
Naow, bak to Gathurspek!
Whats wrong with this piture
275 tasks, 950 mails, 821 points
You're welcome.
(Damn! I am NOT coordinated enough for that shifty-key-speak stuff. It's just annoying to pull off.)
(Actually, it was not me.)
1 of my kinfolk from haiti
On what scale? American Bandstand's?
Gather's scale. With 10 being the best I've seen and 1 the worst. This is slightly below average - 4.
This was when I officially lost it.
(Really, I just wanted to see if that edit icon works.)
Wait a damned minute -- what "edit icon?!
Oh and that bit about dedicating it to Ruth! You're an f'n kiss @$$, Sandy! lol!
1 wus a 1st place numination!