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by Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer
Member since:
December 19, 2005

Good righting ain’t all its cracked up 2 b

November 03, 2009 12:30 PM EST (Updated: November 09, 2009 02:49 PM EST)
views: 193 | rating: 6.4/10 (12 votes) | comments: 256

This has been up for more than 24 hours without any constructive criticism from my friends. Guess I'll have to critique myself.

Dont let nobody fool you (you should be u - total waste of letters here) into thinking (what was I thanking?) ~~~~~~~~~ you (u) half two (2) yous u's good grammer spelin or (r) punctuation in (n) order to (2) get attention or (R) to (2) make (m8k) readers get what you (u) write (rit) because that aint the truth so long as you (u) find smart friends what can figure out what you (u) might be (b) trying to (2) say or will tell you (u) its good righting even when it aint this is the most important thang I (i) learnt on gather and now I here they are (r) starting up some how to (2) write crappy classes to help people what thought it was important to (2) study and right right but weren’t making no points because writing right aint what people want to see on gather…………..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL im writing this to (2) see if everybody will join if I create a new group for people who used to (2)rite good but are trying to (2) forget the rules so they can be (b) popular on gather let me know if you (u) would join and ill think about making it.

 

REVISION:

Dont let nobody fool U N2 thanking ~~~~~~~~~ u half 2 u's good grammer spelin r punctuation n order 2 get attention r 2 m8k readers get what u rit because that aint the truth so long as u find smart friends what can figure out what u might b trying 2 say or will tell u its good righting even when it aint this is the most important thang i learnt on gather and now i here they r starting up some how 2 write crappy classes to help people what thought it was important 2 study and right right but weren’t making no points because writing right aint what people want to see on gather…………..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL im writing this 2 see if everybody will join if i create a new group for people who used 2 rite good but are trying 2 forget the rules so they can b popular on gather let me know if u would join and ill think about making it.


i forgot to dedicate this to my favorite nonwriter before but now i changed my mind and am dedicating it to ruth.

(Really, I just wanted to see if that edit icon works.)

it aint a freakin ion its just a link but thank you all for being smart enough to figure that out instead of telling me i forgot to mention a moviestar in this post so im editing again to say george clloney because hes the only one i can think of rite now

~~~~~~~~1 sorry for the constant updates but i ....had to edit one more time because although the posts showing in the,,,,, you might also like space were grate examples they werent the won i really wanted so i am adding a few tags 2 see if i can change them

Expand Tags: writing, a good rant, yes i dared, freewrite, gather classes in writing for dummies, how to win friends and influence tptb on gather, brake time, george clooney
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Comments: 256 ( 1 removed by Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer )

Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Nov 3, 2009, 12:31pm EST
Sorry spellcheck messed this up.
Tom C. Nov 3, 2009, 4:54pm EST
Ya knead ta lurn how ta turn thet spellczech off!
Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Nov 4, 2009, 12:57pm EST
GMTA TOM THANKS!!!!!! LOL
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Lori F. Nov 3, 2009, 12:33pm EST
seams lik i haf to dumb mysef down moree evrytime I cum here
Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Nov 3, 2009, 12:38pm EST
Lori, I guess the cumming part is what keeps ewe coming back?
Barb (Gather Site Ferret) Carlson Nov 3, 2009, 12:43pm EST
She said sheepishly.
Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Nov 3, 2009, 12:57pm EST
punny barb
EM JAY (Gather Director of Chaos & Uprisings) W. Nov 3, 2009, 1:12pm EST
Cumming and a sheep reference in the same line.
Dame Ruth, Chief Executive Elitist D. Nov 3, 2009, 1:33pm EST
and still no flag!!!! wear are all them good xtians?????
Lori F. Nov 3, 2009, 1:35pm EST
Obama is a better christian than most!!!!!!!!!!





That should be flag worthy.
Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Nov 3, 2009, 4:21pm EST
Really, you didn't capitalize the c.
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St. Joy The Baptist M. © Cranky-Pants, Mercenary and Coroner Nov 3, 2009, 12:33pm EST
I here they are starting up some how to write crappy classes

Far be it from me to criticize, but that should be "their," and not "they are."

Really, Sandy! I am soooooooooooo disappointed in you!
St. Joy The Baptist M. © Cranky-Pants, Mercenary and Coroner Nov 3, 2009, 12:35pm EST
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, there should have been a "1" in here, somewhere.
Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Nov 3, 2009, 12:39pm EST
im disappointed in me 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 i definately kneed them classes
Lori F. Nov 3, 2009, 12:42pm EST
I here they are starting up some how to write crappy classes

Well I was gonna say that there are very few on here that actually need a crappy writing class...they write crappy enough on their own...but I decided not to.

Or

and


ROFLMAO.

I don't think I did that right so I will just say.

LOL
Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Nov 3, 2009, 12:48pm EST
I'm lswmss (laughing silently with my shoulders shaking)
St. Joy The Baptist M. © Cranky-Pants, Mercenary and Coroner Nov 3, 2009, 12:48pm EST
P.I.F,, Lori.
Lori F. Nov 3, 2009, 12:51pm EST
Points Nation Pants
Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Nov 3, 2009, 12:58pm EST
Thank me for not posting to any of my groups.
Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Nov 3, 2009, 12:58pm EST
I'm not featuring my post in any of my groups.
Lori F. Nov 3, 2009, 12:59pm EST
there is a new one its called Helping Hands or some shat like that .
St. Joy The Baptist M. © Cranky-Pants, Mercenary and Coroner Nov 3, 2009, 1:02pm EST
I WAS REAR ENDED ON THE COMMENT SPEEDWAY
Lori F. Nov 3, 2009, 1:06pm EST
damn joy
Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Nov 3, 2009, 1:06pm EST
comment me ill comment you
Cena W. Nov 3, 2009, 1:34pm EST
Thank U fer not posting 2 any of my groups, I don't have any groups, but thank you anyway!
Dame Ruth, Chief Executive Elitist D. Nov 3, 2009, 1:39pm EST
dont threaden me sandy thats, haneous. or mischeeveeus.
Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Nov 3, 2009, 4:36pm EST
threads arent good things I cant keep up
St. Joy The Baptist M. © Cranky-Pants, Mercenary and Coroner Nov 3, 2009, 8:52pm EST
dont threaden me

Isn't that one of the states' mottoes?!
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Barb (Gather Site Ferret) Carlson Nov 3, 2009, 12:35pm EST
That must have been very difficult to write...er, right. Right? Um, rite? Rite of passage. Passage of the torch. Torch the place. Yeah, yeah, that's the ticket.
Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Nov 3, 2009, 12:39pm EST
~~~~~~~~~~~~rite on sister!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Barb (Gather Site Ferret) Carlson Nov 3, 2009, 12:42pm EST
I've got the joy, joy, joy, joy down in my heart. Where? Down in my heart!
Where? Down in my heart! I've got the joy, joy, joy, joy down in my heart. Down in my heart to stay.
Lori F. Nov 3, 2009, 12:48pm EST
thanks Barb now I wil half that song stucked in my head all day loong
Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Nov 3, 2009, 12:48pm EST
Poor Joy. She has been so abused the last few days.
Barb (Gather Site Ferret) Carlson Nov 3, 2009, 12:50pm EST
Lori: Bwah-ha ha ha ha haaaaa! Sigh. Me, too. :\

Sandy, I wasn't trying to abuse Joy just sayin' I got joy from writing. Er, writin. Writting. That's it. Writting.
Lori F. Nov 3, 2009, 12:52pm EST
Dotn you meen riting Barb????????????
St. Joy The Baptist M. © Cranky-Pants, Mercenary and Coroner Nov 3, 2009, 12:53pm EST
Fortunately, for me, I've developed a really thick skin since December 7, 2007.
Lori F. Nov 3, 2009, 12:56pm EST
I remember when Joy first got here.
Barb (Gather Site Ferret) Carlson Nov 3, 2009, 12:59pm EST
I dunno, Joy, your skin looks really transparent from here.
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Dame Ruth, Chief Executive Elitist D. Nov 3, 2009, 12:36pm EST
if i promace to say lol a lot can i, join? plz. lol. oh i almost forrgot!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!
Barb (Gather Site Ferret) Carlson Nov 3, 2009, 12:37pm EST
Did your fingers burst into flame?
Dame Ruth, Chief Executive Elitist D. Nov 3, 2009, 12:39pm EST
No, but my head exploded.
Barb (Gather Site Ferret) Carlson Nov 3, 2009, 12:40pm EST
Ew
Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Nov 3, 2009, 12:40pm EST
this makes my day seeing my mentor stoop to this level to make me feel like i can be the crappiest righter ever my heart is swold up with pride
Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Nov 3, 2009, 12:43pm EST
ruth did you mean roflmfaowtime~~~~~~~~~~~
Dame Ruth, Chief Executive Elitist D. Nov 3, 2009, 12:49pm EST
well your on the rite track sandy, but you, no you aint never gonna be THE crappiest riter ever!!! that job is awreddy tooken.
St. Joy The Baptist M. © Cranky-Pants, Mercenary and Coroner Nov 3, 2009, 12:50pm EST
If I didn't have some errands to run, I'd attempt to out-crap you. Once I'm done with that, though...

Let the chips [so to speak] fall where they may.
Dame Ruth, Chief Executive Elitist D. Nov 3, 2009, 12:51pm EST
opps..almost forgot lolololol!!!! also {{{hugs}}}}!!! ROF...(oh, fuck it.. I can't do it again).
Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Nov 3, 2009, 12:52pm EST
ruth i can dream about knocking the crappiest riter off her pedle caint i

your on joy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i dare ever one of ewe to outcrap me.
St. Joy The Baptist M. © Cranky-Pants, Mercenary and Coroner Nov 3, 2009, 12:55pm EST
My Friend, Dame Ruth, sez: ROF...(oh, fuck it.. I can't do it again).

Oh, thank CHARLES! Watching you do that was making a little piece of my soul die...
St. Joy The Baptist M. © Cranky-Pants, Mercenary and Coroner Nov 3, 2009, 12:55pm EST
Damned stupid HTML...
Barb (Gather Site Ferret) Carlson Nov 3, 2009, 12:55pm EST
Oooooo ... cussing!
Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Nov 3, 2009, 1:00pm EST
do i need to tell you that this is a christian site and we cant have no cussing unless its in reference to president obama for gods sake people {{{{{{hugs}}}}}}}};-)
Lori F. Nov 3, 2009, 1:03pm EST
sandy is wright. you know god loves peoples who cant spell but dont like Obama and its not cuase he's black its cause he's scary
St. Joy The Baptist M. © Cranky-Pants, Mercenary and Coroner Nov 3, 2009, 1:04pm EST
POSER!!!!11!!! We all know that the real Insult-Mento™© is "lol!"

I can say you enjoy a conjugal visit with your mother regularly and as long as I laugh out loud afterward, it doesn't count!
Dame Ruth, Chief Executive Elitist D. Nov 3, 2009, 1:04pm EST
its okay, sumbody will flagg it soon. :>o
Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Nov 3, 2009, 1:08pm EST
lololololol (and believe me thats loud)
Lori F. Nov 3, 2009, 1:09pm EST
or we can say something like

do you suck donky penis' and your husband is a child molestor and as long as you put a ? behind it then its OK.

So I am wondering if you do both the ? and the LOL do you get double points?
St. Joy The Baptist M. © Cranky-Pants, Mercenary and Coroner Nov 3, 2009, 1:13pm EST
As far as I know, (and, god knows it's been pointed out to me loudly and publicly -- I don't know nothin' 'bout nothin',) all you need is Lol-Mento™© -- it's like a passive-aggressive Band-Aid®.
Nippy Katz (not his real name) Patriotic Troll of Gather Freedom Nov 3, 2009, 1:22pm EST
its spelt donky peni's
Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Nov 3, 2009, 1:28pm EST
Joy, someone (who probably doesn't like you) brought it quickly to my attention that your knowledge of effective passive-aggression is sorely liking. LOLOL
Lori F. Nov 3, 2009, 1:36pm EST
Nips damn you're right.

St. Joy The Baptist M. © Cranky-Pants, Mercenary and Coroner Nov 3, 2009, 1:45pm EST
Joy, someone (who probably doesn't like you) brought it quickly to my attention that your knowledge of effective passive-aggression is sorely liking. LOLOL

Did you think I'd miss this?! I might now have to poorly rite an article about you.
Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Nov 3, 2009, 2:28pm EST
that would be against tos joy so i know you wont due it even if it would make you my bff because nobody has wrote a stupid post about me directly in months
Dame Ruth, Chief Executive Elitist D. Nov 3, 2009, 3:00pm EST
ill do it. stay tunned for a link when it finnished.
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Lori F. Nov 3, 2009, 12:38pm EST
it is very hard to write incomplete sentences and fragments and make spelling errors I dont know how some people do it.
Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Nov 3, 2009, 12:41pm EST
thats why my post is so short i wasnt really trying to point whore i just didnt have the strength to carry on
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Nippy Katz (not his real name) Patriotic Troll of Gather Freedom Nov 3, 2009, 12:40pm EST
Science fiction writer C. M. Kornbluth wrote a series of short stories about a family of hillbilly wizards and witches. They settled in the Appalachians some time in the early 1600s. The stories are told from the point of view of a boy who doesn't know grammar or spelling. They're pretty good. Grandpa speaks Shakespearean English since it's what he grew up speaking. One title I remember is "I Never Ast for No Favors."

I ain't gonna try to writ no mor standerd englush. Its eleetust.
Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Nov 3, 2009, 12:43pm EST
thanx nippy i aint feeling so bad about been an eleetust now that i read what you rote.
Sarah A. (I KANZ B UH RITUR!!!!) , YEZ!! Nov 3, 2009, 1:00pm EST
Never give a inch!

Ken Kesey
Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Nov 3, 2009, 1:08pm EST
never take an inch! (or an itch)

Sandy Knauer
Dame Ruth, Chief Executive Elitist D. Nov 3, 2009, 1:11pm EST
Kesey had a lot more than an inch to give!
CC Miranda the artrat (or am i?) Nov 3, 2009, 2:21pm EST
oooh do tell details ruth.
Lori F. Nov 3, 2009, 2:37pm EST
I dated a Ken once. He had a hairy back and barely more than an inch.
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Barb (Gather Site Ferret) Carlson Nov 3, 2009, 12:44pm EST
Ah cin feel the flags in ma fewchur.
Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Nov 3, 2009, 12:50pm EST
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~```1 itll probly be flagged other for poor use of grammer and punktuaton cause i here everbodys been doing that!!!!!!!!
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Richard Frisbie Nov 3, 2009, 12:45pm EST
Well - I wouldn't join, but I certainly would recommend several people you could make honorary members. While they might think it was prestigious to be a member, I think they would be the laughingstocks of Gather. (or, are we for caring so much?)
Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Nov 3, 2009, 12:51pm EST
id feature them richard i sure wood.
Richard Frisbie Nov 3, 2009, 1:16pm EST
Start with:
Donald H.
His article in Food Corps today is atrocious. It is filled with typos like this:

"Further research has shown that those false things are just that proven to be so such organizations as Snopes, ItsTrue, etc."

"Recently, for the past 9 months, I have been part of a public health study that ahs been researching, evaluating & developing nutritional guidelines for and about “store-brands” & “private-label” food products."

"A I dug into my research I found that unlike many companies who simply buy “name-brand” seconds or have “name-brands” make their products for them to a slightly lower standard, "

Plus the article is filled with horrible sentence constructions (including the above) like this:
"No matter what you may have heard or what you think erroneously, Target’s house brand Archer farms products are simply the best, in taste, quality & price!"
Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Nov 3, 2009, 1:29pm EST
but, was it original or did he steal this poorly wrote shat from someone else as he often duz
Lori F. Nov 3, 2009, 1:37pm EST
I vote stole it.

I am amazed when people copy an email from 5 years ago and post it here typo's and all.
Richard Frisbie Nov 3, 2009, 2:11pm EST
I can't imagine someone stealing this drivel and proudly putting their name on it - but - maybe he did. I guess it takes all kinds, but I'm sorry to see some of them here on Gather.
Lori F. Nov 3, 2009, 2:18pm EST
Richard I can. Have you seen the overabundance of Obama Mocked the Bible articles today? They all contain or link to the same lame ass youtube video from almost 4 years ago.
Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Nov 3, 2009, 2:30pm EST
hes a brownnoser trying to impress with his quantity over quality is all but the sad part is that he winning because i dont have time to steel crap and have 2 write it myself
Nippy Katz (not his real name) Patriotic Troll of Gather Freedom Nov 3, 2009, 2:40pm EST
My gosh. I haven't seen his stuff in a while. Glad to see he's producing content that's up to his usual standard.
Richard Frisbie Nov 3, 2009, 2:50pm EST
I used to comment urging him to correct all the mistakes, but he would just argue with me, so I stopped. I've blocked and deconnected but he still sneaks into my mailbox via the FOOD CORPS group. I can't quit that!
Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Nov 3, 2009, 3:00pm EST
He argued when people corrected his errors, when people told him he shouldn't plagiarize, and when people said he shouldn't post pictures of anesthetized naked woman who had not given him permission to post their naked bodies on the internet. He's still here.
Nippy Katz (not his real name) Patriotic Troll of Gather Freedom Nov 3, 2009, 3:06pm EST
I thought it was a gentleman of a certain age in a sport coat that looks a little tight who mocked the Bible. Maybe he stole it from Obama. :) I can remember his spirited defense of his posting wire service stories without attribution. Then there was his spirited defense of posting wire service stories with attribution but without permission.
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Jim G. Nov 3, 2009, 12:48pm EST
I'll joyn. If'n yew let Ron W's Buddee bee VeePee. Wee speek thu saym languige.

Sined,

Patti Beegul.
Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Nov 3, 2009, 12:51pm EST
sure thang patti beegul
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Cena W. Nov 3, 2009, 12:53pm EST
I jest gotta sey mam, you jest deed sum reel gud rittin.
Barb (Gather Site Ferret) Carlson Nov 3, 2009, 12:56pm EST
But did she feel joy? Or Joy? Oh, wait, that's a differnt thing.
Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Nov 3, 2009, 1:00pm EST
i feel joy every day bbut dont say it often because tht would make some people think im a lesbain
Lori F. Nov 3, 2009, 1:04pm EST
ya if we all had to feel joy shed nevr get any slep
Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Nov 3, 2009, 1:09pm EST
sleep????? i aint had no sleep in six months cuz im trying to earn christmas gifts for my pets
Barb (Gather Site Ferret) Carlson Nov 3, 2009, 1:18pm EST
How many gifts does a little bird need?
Cena W. Nov 3, 2009, 1:21pm EST
oviuslee, u ave bin feelin two much joy.
Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Nov 3, 2009, 1:30pm EST
thats sorta like sayin you rite too good cena. thanks
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EM JAY (Gather Director of Chaos & Uprisings) W. Nov 3, 2009, 12:58pm EST
That should be crate, not create. R U tryn 2 use that England talk?
Lori F. Nov 3, 2009, 12:59pm EST
Elitist.
Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Nov 3, 2009, 1:02pm EST
next thang you no ill bee exported for being an elegal alien
Barb (Gather Site Ferret) Carlson Nov 3, 2009, 1:19pm EST
'Cause you were born in Haiti. or heetee or something like that.
Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Nov 3, 2009, 1:48pm EST
thats why im so full of haiti barb
Barb (Gather Site Ferret) Carlson Nov 4, 2009, 1:36pm EST
Hee hee, Sandy.
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St. Joy The Baptist M. © Cranky-Pants, Mercenary and Coroner Nov 3, 2009, 1:00pm EST
Is anybody else getting an incredi-headache trying to decipher the comments?

No? Just me?

Oh.
Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Nov 3, 2009, 1:03pm EST
(((((((((((((((((joy)))))))))))))))))))))))0 i put you on my prayer list
Lori F. Nov 3, 2009, 1:04pm EST
not just you
St. Joy The Baptist M. © Cranky-Pants, Mercenary and Coroner Nov 3, 2009, 1:07pm EST
Thank you, Sandy. The Power of Krist compels me... *sigh*
Lori F. Nov 3, 2009, 1:13pm EST
lettuce prey
Barb (Gather Site Ferret) Carlson Nov 3, 2009, 1:20pm EST
oh my gawwwwd! Joy I just had a flashback to a previous life as a demon. Or was that me?
EM JAY (Gather Director of Chaos & Uprisings) W. Nov 3, 2009, 1:21pm EST
or lettuce spray?
Cena W. Nov 3, 2009, 1:23pm EST
jest remembr to brang the ketch-up
Nippy Katz (not his real name) Patriotic Troll of Gather Freedom Nov 3, 2009, 1:24pm EST
thare was a dellli neer whare I used to lived called "Lettuce Beef Friends"

I was pretty darned happy when it went out of business.
St. Joy The Baptist M. © Cranky-Pants, Mercenary and Coroner Nov 3, 2009, 1:26pm EST
Presumably, "Lettuce Beef Rends" would have sent a wrong message?
Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Nov 3, 2009, 1:31pm EST
lettuce prey

y didnt i thank of that
Lori F. Nov 3, 2009, 1:49pm EST
Sandy you can take credit for lettuce prey but I retain rights to things that make baby jesus cry and horny llamas
CC Miranda the artrat (or am i?) Nov 3, 2009, 2:23pm EST
i'm having that same problem. perhaps if i tried to read this on acid i might be able to follow without taking 10 minutes per typo to figure it out.
Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Nov 3, 2009, 2:32pm EST
lori you can keep your horny llamas i dont want them lololol

cc you aint much of a friend if you cant read through our errors and understand what we meant that means you must be an eleetust what wnat us to right right
CC Miranda the artrat (or am i?) Nov 3, 2009, 2:36pm EST
well i'm gonna tell on you that your being mean to me.
Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Nov 3, 2009, 2:57pm EST
what? you want to be the next editor [sick]?
Grems Aka Sarcastic Warrior Ninja 'gremlin' Nov 3, 2009, 7:00pm EST
My brain hurts.
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Sarah A. (I KANZ B UH RITUR!!!!) , YEZ!! Nov 3, 2009, 1:01pm EST
Hit's bean a rit while sinct ya'll rote lik we 'uns tawk.
Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Nov 3, 2009, 1:02pm EST
true sarah but it aint as ezy to cipher when wrote down as when herd
Dame Ruth, Chief Executive Elitist D. Nov 3, 2009, 1:09pm EST
One of my favorite pieces of Walt Kelly dialog:
Pogo: Do you herd sheep?
Churchy La Femme: No, you mean "have you heard sheep?"
Sarah A. (I KANZ B UH RITUR!!!!) , YEZ!! Nov 3, 2009, 1:10pm EST
Tha's Y sum ov us doan nivver lern writting! SOMASMH!
Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Nov 3, 2009, 1:10pm EST
lololololololol

its kinda fun typing that
Sarah A. (I KANZ B UH RITUR!!!!) , YEZ!! Nov 3, 2009, 1:11pm EST
Don't bring poor Walt into this Ruth; he's probably exhausted from spinning in his grave as is.

Naow, bak to Gathurspek!
Nippy Katz (not his real name) Patriotic Troll of Gather Freedom Nov 3, 2009, 1:25pm EST
Damn Kentuckians
Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Nov 3, 2009, 2:32pm EST
dont dam us nippy we shudda been able to do this without trying
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Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Nov 3, 2009, 1:12pm EST
GAME TIME

Whats wrong with this piture

275 tasks, 950 mails, 821 points
St. Joy The Baptist M. © Cranky-Pants, Mercenary and Coroner Nov 3, 2009, 1:14pm EST
Not enough Friend Requests?!
EM JAY (Gather Director of Chaos & Uprisings) W. Nov 3, 2009, 1:15pm EST
You forgot the ~.
EM JAY (Gather Director of Chaos & Uprisings) W. Nov 3, 2009, 1:16pm EST
Severe lack of !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
St. Joy The Baptist M. © Cranky-Pants, Mercenary and Coroner Nov 3, 2009, 1:17pm EST
And you mispelled "pitcher."

You're welcome.
Nippy Katz (not his real name) Patriotic Troll of Gather Freedom Nov 3, 2009, 1:18pm EST
Its spelt pitcher whe u us it with moom.
St. Joy The Baptist M. © Cranky-Pants, Mercenary and Coroner Nov 3, 2009, 1:18pm EST
Shoot! sOrRy! tHaT sHoUlD hAvE bEeN, "yOuR wElCoMe."

(Damn! I am NOT coordinated enough for that shifty-key-speak stuff. It's just annoying to pull off.)
EM JAY (Gather Director of Chaos & Uprisings) W. Nov 3, 2009, 1:20pm EST
You are concentrating too hard on being a writery person and not enough on the clerical side of life?
Barb (Gather Site Ferret) Carlson Nov 3, 2009, 1:24pm EST
You have 275 tasks? Tasks?? What are tasks?
Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Nov 3, 2009, 1:32pm EST
barbs warm who wants to come hear and have tasks but no points
EM JAY (Gather Director of Chaos & Uprisings) W. Nov 3, 2009, 1:49pm EST
That is too much like having a job.
Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Nov 3, 2009, 2:33pm EST
for - eight sense an hour too boot
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EM JAY (Gather Director of Chaos & Uprisings) W. Nov 3, 2009, 1:14pm EST
I can't believe some hater down rated this piece.
St. Joy The Baptist M. © Cranky-Pants, Mercenary and Coroner Nov 3, 2009, 1:15pm EST
Oh, that was me! I was trying to show Sandy she was #1!

(Actually, it was not me.)
Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Nov 3, 2009, 1:33pm EST
too bad the dont let me rate my own stuff cause id be honest this is a 4
EM JAY (Gather Director of Chaos & Uprisings) W. Nov 3, 2009, 1:41pm EST
On what scale? American Bandstand's?
Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Nov 3, 2009, 1:51pm EST
I can't believe some hater down rated this piece.

1 of my kinfolk from haiti

On what scale? American Bandstand's?

Gather's scale. With 10 being the best I've seen and 1 the worst. This is slightly below average - 4.
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Kris M. Nov 3, 2009, 1:17pm EST
"...to help people what thought it was important to study"

This was when I officially lost it.
Barb (Gather Site Ferret) Carlson Nov 3, 2009, 1:22pm EST
Was that really in there?
Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Nov 3, 2009, 1:33pm EST
im kinda partial to that line myowndamself
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St. Joy The Baptist M. © Cranky-Pants, Mercenary and Coroner Nov 3, 2009, 1:21pm EST
>b?i forgot to dedicate this to my favorite nonwriter before but now i changed my mind and am dedicating it to ruth.

(Really, I just wanted to see if that edit icon works.)

Wait a damned minute -- what "edit icon?!

Oh and that bit about dedicating it to Ruth! You're an f'n kiss @$$, Sandy! lol!

Barb (Gather Site Ferret) Carlson Nov 3, 2009, 1:23pm EST
Had me going for a second there. Edit icon.
Cena W. Nov 3, 2009, 1:26pm EST
It is really the Edith icon.
Cena W. Nov 3, 2009, 1:29pm EST
I need 2 scrowl up and give this a Nmbr 1, I didn't realize the
1 wus a 1st place numination!
Sandy (Site Psychic™) Knauer Nov 3, 2009, 1:52pm EST
thanx cena if you scrowl thru all my posts youll see that im one of the most loved on gather
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St. Joy The Baptist M. © Cranky-Pants, Mercenary and Coroner Nov 3, 2009, 1:28pm EST
Lemme axe you somethin', Sandy: Are you gonna be ritin' everything like this'un?