November is Give All Your Valuables to Nippy Katz Month According to Wells Fargo Advisors

By Digger Burrows, Undeserved Windfall Correspondent

The American Society for the Enrichment of Rubber Frogs has proclaimed November "Give All Your Valuables to Nippy Katz Month"  at a gala where guests included Mattie Stepanek, Nicole Chauvet, and Louise Linton.

The well known rubber frog about Gather said, "It's an honor I'm proud to accept. Some of you are probably thinking 'How come he gets a month like that?'  I have no idea. I'm just grateful."

Society president Nippy Katz said, "I can't think of a more deserving recipient.  His activities in the area of promoting famine, disease, and socialist fascist marxism are acclaimed worldwide.   Over the weekend he worked tirelessly to rob children of their Halloween candy as he does every year.  His Shi-Tzu cookbook is considered a masterpiece of la cuisine du chien."

The ASERF has set up collection stations on street corners in major cities throughout the world.  Society treasurer Nippy Katz said "You can't hardly miss 'em.  Just look for the guy with the sign that says 'Give It All to Nippy.'  If you call 888-555-1212 and say 'Guido sent me.'  we'll be happy to send an armored car over to pick up your donations."