by Leo Lemmer
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February 10, 2008

I get perturbed when I hear....

November 01, 2009 02:09 PM EST (Updated: November 01, 2009 02:11 PM EST)
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"You look bad today. Are you sick?"

"The Lord works in mysterious ways."

"Why aren't you married?"  (...have kids?)

"Anyone with any intelligence believes...."

"My head hurts, my arthritis is acting up, my left big toe is throbbing, I have a rash on my elbow, and I couldn't sleep last night."

"You need to watch where you are going!!!!!"

"Don't get mad. Get even."

"Eat more veggies." They are vegetables---VEGETABLES. I could never kiss someone who had just eaten a veggie--gross!

"Don't you know that smoking causes cancer?"

"Have you been saved?"

"Let me tell you about this scary dream I had last night."

"Honk! Honk! Hooonk""

Leo and his ilk believe...."   Ilk=pure tackiness

"If you don't like it, why don't you move?"

He don't...

"I seen this movie where this man and woman falls in love and then they...and  then they...and then they..and then....."

And what do you hate hearing?

 

 

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Comments: 21

Jim G. Nov 1, 2009, 2:17pm EST
The classic "I told you so."
Jim G. Nov 1, 2009, 2:19pm EST
"You didn't really pay that much for that car, did you? Man, I coulda got you a lot better deal."
Jim G. Nov 1, 2009, 2:22pm EST
"Anything I can do to help? - Yeah, well I really gotta get goin.' "
Jim G. Nov 1, 2009, 2:24pm EST
A women's gymnastics meet, when the commentators say: "And the balance beam is only four inches wide." Duh.
Jim G. Nov 1, 2009, 2:27pm EST
"Let me tell you what I would do if it was my kid" (Advice always given by people who don't have any kids. All others offer sympathy, & say "This too shall pass.")
Heather E. Nov 1, 2009, 2:56pm EST
Whatever it is, if it is a repeat of what I was already told less than thirty minutes ago. I also hate health updates and personal information about persons I am not even remotely connected to. Unfortunately, I get both of these and thousands of other things because I work with the adult disabled and they do not really know any better.
Thomas Millington Nov 1, 2009, 3:38pm EST
Have a nice day.
Thomas Millington Nov 1, 2009, 3:40pm EST
Where is she AT?
Thomas Millington Nov 1, 2009, 3:41pm EST
Do you have to do that?
Jim G. Nov 1, 2009, 3:53pm EST
"Will you still respect me in the morning?"
Angel sent from God Secret Sisters Nov 1, 2009, 5:14pm EST
You are mad!
Peter Joseph Swanson Nov 1, 2009, 5:20pm EST
ha ha
Sherry J. Nov 1, 2009, 5:48pm EST
Good ones, every one!
Dee Leh Nov 1, 2009, 5:49pm EST
"Obama will change things."
Annmarie B. Nov 1, 2009, 6:02pm EST
"You did what for who"
Donna Marie G. Nov 1, 2009, 6:17pm EST
"I ain't got none"
"I got no _ _ _ _"
"Liberry book"
Barbara H. Nov 1, 2009, 8:35pm EST
Loud anger!
Thomas Millington Nov 2, 2009, 6:51am EST
I ain't gonna
Austin Cushing Nov 3, 2009, 7:21pm EST
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Thomas Millington Nov 5, 2009, 6:39am EST
To a person lying in the street with blood all around, "Are you alright?"
Tracy Fabre Nov 8, 2009, 3:53pm EST
"Hopefully" -- which is an adverb describing how something is done, and is almost never used correctly. But it's a losing battle, I know. *sigh*

"Okie dokie, Smoky!"

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