Speaking German in Texas
Near Fredericksburg , Texas , where there is a large German-speaking
Population, a farmer walking down a country road notices a black man with big
ears drinking from his pond with his hand.
The farmer shouted: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin
gesheissen.' (Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have shit in it..')
The man shouted back: 'I'm President Obama and just down here
campaigning for my health care plan, I can't understand you. Please speak in
English.'
The farmer replied: 'Use two hands, you'll get more."
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