The Today Show featured a theme of Star Wars characters today, and during the segment on how to decorate for Halloween (or something else equally banal), two drunk ewoks basically made a mess of everything. That is of course if you call chugging drinks, throwing food, fighting, moonwalking and humping Al Rokerâ€™s leg a mess. Iâ€™m betting the producers of the Star Wars Today Show do.
Believe me, I never thought Iâ€™d be writing a post about the Today Show. Star Wars and drunk ewoks changed all that though, believe me. Iâ€™ve watched the drunk ewoks video like five times now and it just keeps getting better.
And you know the best part? No, not the part when one ewok humps Al Roker (youâ€™re a sicko for even suggesting that). When that little fellow does the moonwalk. Man, I wish I could move like that. Canâ€™t moonwalk to save my life, and I canâ€™t imagine trying to do it in a furry suit. That little fellowâ€™s got moves equal the brass balls he's covering up with said furry suit.
Anywho, if you want to see the drunk ewoks on the Star Wars Today Show video, click below:
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