Really?????? Okay, I feel stupid enough for paying an obscene amount for mustard, but in my defense, it is awfully good. So, I'm in the kitchen with a piece of baguette and I can't get the Mustard container open. Being the only one home, I grab the nearest tool, which happens to be a very sharp serrated knife. I know this is not the tool for the job, but in a moment of extreme what-was-I-thinkingness, I use the knife to try to pry the lid from the crock.
The top cracks under the pressure, freeing the knife to serrate my lovely left hand! I can't believe I have actually done this, or for that matter, that I am sharing this, but I immediately put my wounded hand in my mouth (a reflex? or just to stop myself from swearing?).
So here's my question: What would you do (if you weren't very bright, like me) - 1. Go to the doctor to get stitches? 2. Try Super Glue to keep the nearly one inch long, all the way through the skin gash closed? 3. Ask your Gather friends to weigh in? :)


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