Jon Reep, season five winner of Last Comic Standing on NBC, has released his debut CD/DVD, Metro Jethro. Since winning Last Comic Standing, Reep has appeared on shows such as Comedy Central Presents: Jon Reep, TBS's Pit Stop Comedy, and NBC's Late Friday. You may also know him as the redheaded hillbilly in the Dodge Ram commercials who utters the now famous line "That thing gotta Hemi?" and as the pot-smoking farmer, Raymus, in the popular hit movie, Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay.
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I am 100% Innocent!1
Well to some it is!!!
Thats why I asked the question!!
Love your Icon !!!
the times he says "Hamburger" over and over, it cracks me up every time!!!
" We Southern Girls have Heavenly Hair" Its All jack-up, to where Jesus can See Us !!!! LOL"
These young teeny boppers took her parking space at the supermarket. They got out and said really nasty, "Face it lady, we are younger and faster."
When those young snotty girls went into the store, she rammed her car into theirs until it was totaled. When they came out of the store, she said to them, "Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance." ha ha ha ha ha
It was classic.
Barney: This is gonna be legen- wait for it, and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant because the next word is -DAIRY!
As Perrin leaves for work
Mrs Perrin: Have a nice day, dear.
Perrin: I won't.
For playoff season, I've got to quote Major League: "Hats for bats. Keep bats warm. Gracias."
And of course some of the talking trash at the plate: "I'm sure she's a close personal friend and all, but what was he doing with her panties on his head?"
And then there's Moonstruck: "In time, you'll see this is the best, Lorraine!"
"In time you'll drop dead and I'll come to your funeral in a red dress!"
I can think up more, but those are a few that pop right into my head this second.
Most people remember feed me, but I loved:
Would you like a Cadillac car? / Or a guest shot on Jack Paar? / How about a date with Hedy Lamarr? / You can get it.
Arsenic and Old Lace
"Look I probably should have told you this before but you see... well... insanity runs in my family... It practically gallops."
Of course, just about every line in that movie/play is hysterically funny
i love it!!! :)
Those were great sketches.
Ghostbusters is one of my fav movies
Dr. Frankenstein: "Igor, help me with the bags."
Igor: [Imitating Groucho Marx] "Soitenly. You take the blonde, I'll take the one in the turban."
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: "I was talking about the luggage."
'I always knew I wanted to be 'Somebody'
but I see now, I should have been more specific.'
Dr. Venture: Waaaaait! You guys are Nazis.
Nazis: Nein, we're not.
I love that!
It's from the Disney Movie UP....it just cracks me and the kids up.
From the movie Hannibal
I laughed more at that line than I ever have in my life.
Flight Attendant: I'm sorry, sir, you're gonna have to check that.
Greg Focker: I got it.
Flight Attendant: No, I'm sorry, that bag won't fit.
Greg Focker: No, no, I'm not - hey, I'm not checking my bag, okay?
Flight Attendant: There's no need to raise your voice, sir.
Greg Focker: I'm not raising my voice. THIS WOULD BE RAISING MY VOICE TO YOU, okay? I don't want to check my bag, okay? And, by the way, your airline? You SUCK at checking bags, okay, because I already did that once and you lost it, and then I had everything screwed up very badly for me, okay?
Flight Attendant: Well, I can assure you that your bag will be placed safely below deck with the other luggage...
Greg Focker: Oh, yeah? How do you know my bag will be safe below with the other luggage? Huh? Are you physically going to take my bag and put it beneath the plane? Are you going to go right now outside, with the guys with the earmuffs, and go put it in there?
Flight Attendant: No...
Greg Focker: No? Okay, then shut your piehole and listen to me when I say that I am FINISHED with the checking-of-the-bags CONVERSATION.
Also, I recently started watching Weeds, and the plot isn't quite my favorite, but the characters are great.
Shane: Why are you here in our house, Mr. Wilson? Where is your family?
Doug: My family left me, buddy. My life's a toilet. These corn flakes, they're old. My a**hole is on fire. I hate myself. Happy now?
Or another one from Johnny Carson, I believe the comics name was David Brenner - he's on a bus/train sitting on a newspaper, someone asks him if he's reading that - he says yes, stands up and turns the page and sits back down.
And who can forget: "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn" - whenever I hear that I just crack up - I don't know why, its really not funny.
"That's what she said"
Hahaha, you can apply to all different kinds of things and it makes me laugh each and every time I say it, hear it or think it.
LOL
Lloyd Bridges was unbelieveably funny!
My favorite quote from this movie, I think is from Metatron (played by Alan Rickman): "Metatron acts as the voice of God. Any documented occasion when some yahoo claims God has spoken to them, they're speaking to me. Or they're talking to themselves."
I love this quote because 1) Alan Rickman pwns (DUH!) and 2) how many people do you hear of who claim that God spoke to them? It always makes me giggle because it reminds me of my senior APUSH (AP US History) class. We talked about John Brown, I think it was, who said God spoke to him and wound up getting him slaughtered, and a couple of other people who claimed God spoke to them. Those were the days. xD
"That was a dickfur!"
The other replies...
"Whats a dickfur?"
The first one says...
"To PEE with!"
[At a costume ball, a police sergeant costumed as a zebra drinks from the punch bowl]
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Any more behaviour like this and I'll have your stripes!
I did hear a good one on Eight and a half men Mon. Allen walks up to Charlie holding a beah towel in front of him. He says " You know those commercials about the little blue pills and things lasting four hours? What time is it?"
"Like a Glooooove!"
From National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
"And I can see Russia from my house!"
Its a 106 miles to Chicago, We got a full tank of gas, a half packet of cigarettes, its dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Best movie ever!
"At this time I would like very much to do a Folksong. Since Folksongs, I think are still popular today. Uhm, this one is in Latvian and it's from Latvia. And it's about this Tahitian girl who uhm, had this lover. And then one day this lover decides that he doesn't like her anymore and likes her sister better. So she decided that the only thing to do
naturally was to kill herself, see. So one day, oh, was very nice out about 75 degrees ... she broke her glasses, she scrapped her knees...just at this minute the lover and the sister happen to come by in a taxicab. So, see they saw her on the floor and she, having an astigmatism in her left eye, she thought that it was a wild bore. So, she figured oh boy I'd better get down to the river fast to drown so she runs down there and what do you know the river was frozen. So I mean she just stood there you know and she went tchhh, like that....because, I mean, she couldn't do it that day. See, it was a small town and they only had one river...then she figured, oh it's getting late, better get home cause her mamma would be worried and would kill her if she was late for supper you know....she starts walking home and she bumps into this guy, and what do you know, he turns out to be an optometrist. And just happens to happen to have her "suscription". So, anyway, uh? Oh, I'm sorry "suBscription". So anyway, I mean, she's I don't want you to think that this is one of those Hollywood-like stories: She gets the glasses and sees happily ever after. I mean, this is, you know, not like that. I mean she had to pay for the glasses just like you and me, she ... well, oh well, I mean, I don't want you to think that I'm lying but she did get about a dollar fifty off....So anyway, uhm... this guy turned out to be very nice and he even told her where she could find another river. So, I'll tell you the truth, this girl was a real creep. I mean, you know who would wanna sing a song about her? I mean, her sister was really much nicer. And uhm, I mean, I, I think she came from a better family."