Joke.. Odd For Me Yet, Here It Is…"The...

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Vivian P. Oct 18, 2009, 2:54pm EDT

this is a good joke with a even better moral

Johnice R. Oct 18, 2009, 2:58pm EDT

Thanks Vivian, those ar to ones I like the best.

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David Griffiths Oct 18, 2009, 3:02pm EDT

Mwahahahahahahah. I love it when an infallible suffers for his/her own "infallibility."

Johnice R. Oct 18, 2009, 3:06pm EDT

True! That is what completely dropped me to the floor!

Thanks David!

David Griffiths Oct 18, 2009, 3:10pm EDT

Thank you for sharing the joke. That's really brightened my day up. :D

Johnice R. Oct 18, 2009, 3:23pm EDT

Thanks David! It does have a smiley face ending!

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Korak 257 Oct 18, 2009, 3:02pm EDT

Thank you you the plane joke.

Johnice R. Oct 18, 2009, 3:08pm EDT

Korak 257 Oct 18, 2009, 3:26pm EDT

thank you is plane spelled plain ?

Johnice R. Oct 18, 2009, 3:38pm EDT

{O,O} = HOLY SHIT!

YES it is!

"...and thanks for pointing that out! I will edit the post now!"

Korak 257 Oct 18, 2009, 3:39pm EDT

kool, I make that mistake like others..we all do..glad to help.

Johnice R. Oct 18, 2009, 3:41pm EDT

I do appreciate it!

Thanks! :)

Korak 257 Oct 18, 2009, 3:46pm EDT

Its all kool..I do the samething..its funny. It is like when you have something on your teeth and no one says anything.

Johnice R. Oct 24, 2009, 4:47pm EDT

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Guy W. Oct 18, 2009, 3:52pm EDT

Just plain funny.

Johnice R. Oct 18, 2009, 3:59pm EDT

Thanks Guy!

Lawyers--the smartest in the World! Happy landing!

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amy r. Oct 18, 2009, 3:58pm EDT

Lol! I had to read it twice to get it, that was cute!

Johnice R. Oct 18, 2009, 4:01pm EDT

I know! With that long ending the punch line is lost in the moral of the story! Can you imagine being out walking the dogs and suddenly bend over laughing? I am shocked that I remembered it--I usually do not recall good jokes!

amy r. Oct 18, 2009, 4:04pm EDT

Lol it took me a moment and then I went ooohhh hahhaha!

Col. George W. Oct 18, 2009, 4:08pm EDT

You must be English. There is an old saying. An Englishman laughs at a joke three times. When he hears it, When he tells it, and When he get it. In that order.

amy r. Oct 18, 2009, 4:11pm EDT

Lol, Irish, French, Hungarian, Scottish, and Yugoslavian. I once had a great grandmother who lived in Canada, but was born in England, but she was descended from Irish parents lol. I love the English though, especially Russell Brand, he's my hero!

Johnice R. Oct 18, 2009, 4:13pm EDT

Love Russell Brand...more and more in common! :)

amy r. Oct 18, 2009, 7:59pm EDT

I think he is absolutely hysterical. He reminds me of Jack Sparrow in skinny pants lol!

Johnice R. Oct 18, 2009, 8:44pm EDT

{~,~} = cute snicker not quite a laugh!

amy r. Oct 19, 2009, 3:26am EDT

I find him quite attractive in a very odd and quirky way, but he's pretty hot.

Johnice R. Oct 19, 2009, 7:26am EDT

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Elizabeth Ann R. Oct 18, 2009, 4:41pm EDT

Thank you for this one. It always makes me laugh.

Johnice R. Oct 18, 2009, 4:44pm EDT

:)

Thanks Elizabeth!

:)

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Spencer T. Oct 18, 2009, 5:41pm EDT

Good one, Johnice. LOL

Johnice R. Oct 18, 2009, 5:54pm EDT

Thanks Spencer! Really thanks a bunch! :)

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Angela A. Oct 18, 2009, 8:41pm EDT

I guess he not so smart after all!
Thanks for posting to my group, Anythingwriting

Johnice R. Oct 18, 2009, 9:16pm EDT

:)

Thanks Angela!

:)

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David W. Oct 19, 2009, 10:10am EDT

A nice morning guffaw

Johnice R. Oct 19, 2009, 10:44am EDT

Thanks David! :)

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golds g. Oct 19, 2009, 10:12am EDT

lol its a good one

Johnice R. Oct 19, 2009, 10:44am EDT

Thanks, I do appreciate that! :)

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Mary Fagan Oct 19, 2009, 9:46pm EDT

Wickedly clever

Johnice R. Oct 20, 2009, 8:40am EDT

Thanks Mary! :)

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Lee P. Oct 23, 2009, 9:18am EDT

he, he, he. Very silly, but I laughed.

Johnice R. Oct 23, 2009, 10:05am EDT

:)!

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Diana Raabe Oct 23, 2009, 11:34am EDT

I just heard this somewhere else the other day -- oh yes, BookTV! There was a lawyer on talking about his book which refutes the claim that Sally Hemmings had a relationship with Thomas Jefferson. Did you see that?

Johnice R. Oct 24, 2009, 4:57pm EDT

Yes! Nice to see another C-SPAN viewer in the house! :)

Yes I did, that man knows nothing about reproduction, he based the major point of his argument in that Jefferson had daughters and Jefferson's younger philandering brother had sons. The gender IS determined by the male yet, the pH of the environment adjusts for that i.e., acid = male and alkaline = female so many male sperm can loose the fight if the pH is off and women can have fluctuating pH levels. Anyway; he was far to angry in talking about his theory for me to take him seriously.

I do enjoy my weekend C-SPAN programs. :)

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Kathryn E. Oct 24, 2009, 12:21pm EDT

Yes, I have heard it. It is excellent.

Johnice R. Oct 24, 2009, 4:58pm EDT

A joke with a moral! :)

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Barbary Chaapel Oct 25, 2009, 3:18pm EDT

Think I know that guy. Still laughing.

Johnice R. Oct 25, 2009, 3:52pm EDT

:) He is a lawyer, one of thousands, if you ask me, this easily could be any of them or all.

Barbary, thanks for stopping by! Keep smiling.

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Bonnie S. Oct 28, 2009, 1:52am EDT

The joke is a familiar one, but your reaction is priceless! Bless your heart! LOL

Johnice R. Oct 28, 2009, 7:05am EDT

Bonnie S. Oct 28, 2009, 10:10am EDT

Yes. I'm still smiling about it. Your response was so cute. I love it. Now, I have to deal with suddenly smiling in public when I think of the image of your moment. I think of my online friends' comments and share them with others. This has been slated as a favorite.

Johnice R. Oct 28, 2009, 10:19am EDT

Thanks, I hope that is a good thing!

Bonnie S. Oct 28, 2009, 11:46am EDT

LOL! Not to worry! Trust me. It is a good thing. I deem online encounters valuable. Your time is precious and you could have spent it anywhere else; but you took time out of your schedule to share a lighthearted moment from your life.

Moreover, you spent portions of your time at the portal of my little world.

Johnice R. Oct 28, 2009, 11:52am EDT

Well how sweet! I truly wish others would be as considerate!

Expressing kind and thoughtful responses appears less and less important to far too many! Thanks! :)

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