by Ed Williams
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September 14, 2008

What Would I Do For A Million Bucks?

October 18, 2009 06:28 AM EDT (Updated: October 18, 2009 06:29 AM EDT)
views: 721 | rating: 9.4/10 (16 votes) | comments: 267

Well, for a million dollars I’d….

Paint a big pink flower on both cheeks of my ass and skip naked around the state capitol up in Atlanta while simultaneously singing heartfelt renditions of “Superfreak” over and over whilst skipping……

French kiss the skankiest old whore in Macon, Georgia, in fact, I’d run the tip of my tongue up both her nostrils for a million bucks. That would be mega grotesque as all hell to do, but hey, a million bucks is a million bucks and will damn sure buy a lotta cases of mouthwash!

Read every political article on Gather and pretend to both like and be enlightened by them.

Wear Georgia Bulldogs’ logo merchandise while “woofing” and attempting to publicly piss on the tires of any car that passes by with Georgia Tech Yellow Jacket, Florida Gator, Auburn War Eagle, Tennessee Volunteer, South Carolina Gamecock, or LSU Tiger logo decals affixed.

Beg Jon and Kate to let me mediate their marital disputes. I’d even brag on Kate’s hairstyle to boot……

Drink a stein of hot, steaming monkey piss whilst reviewing pictures of gruesome car wrecks obtained via a Google search.

Fart loudly during a packed church service, jump up, and loudly proclaim the preacher as the culprit right in front of the whole congregation.

Take an hour long naked swim in Loch Ness with lots of waterproof fish musk sprayed all over my genitalia….

Preach an anti-capitalist sermon in the parking lot of a crowded Texas Wal-Mart that’s featuring a 1 dollar sale on American-made t-shirts….

Beg Tom Gerace to allow me to personally handle every dispute on Gather involving points, flagging, or interpersonal conflicts between members.

Dangle my pink trouser love missle into a large fire ant mound and keep it there until I’ve completed a recitation of the poem, “The Midnight Ride of Paul Revere.”

….and last, but certainly not least….

Superglue my nose straight into the armpit of the President of Iran.

Okay, I’ve told y’all mine, now y’all tell me what YOU’D be willing to do for a million dollars…

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Comments: 267 ( 1 removed by Ed Williams )

DIANE D. Oct 18, 2009, 6:42am EDT
Lol, I bet they would tax that flower on your butt!
Ed Williams Oct 18, 2009, 6:47am EDT
Ya think? I wouldn't be surprised if we paid taxes on excessive bubble gum wrappers used each month but hey, that's just me!

Smoochies,

E3
Angel sent from God Secret Sisters Nov 21, 2009, 9:23pm EST
Diane
You are right they would !
Angel sent from God Secret Sisters Nov 21, 2009, 9:25pm EST
Ed
Did you think about what IRS would take out of the million dollars, then all the fines and bail money you would have to post after they picked you up for all the laws you broke . You would no longer be a millionare...I wonder how much you would actually end up with. :D lol
Landen Michaels Oct 18, 2009, 6:45am EDT
"Read every political article on Gather and pretend to both like and be enlightened by them." Dude! Not EVEN for a million bucks!
Ed Williams Oct 18, 2009, 6:48am EDT
Landen, we're talkin' a million bucks dude. For a million bucks I'd even pretend to like some of the political articles here!

E3
Landen Michaels Oct 18, 2009, 7:22am EDT
"Drink a stein of hot, steaming monkey piss whilst reviewing pictures of gruesome car wrecks obtained via a Google search"... maybe that I can handle for a cool million. But "Read every political article on Gather and pretend to both like and be enlightened by them"? Damn. That's just too much.
Ed Williams Oct 18, 2009, 7:25am EDT
You know, it is a million bucks. We can always wash out our eyeballs after we read those political articles. We'd be whores, mind you, but we'd have a million bucks in our pocket plus have clean eyeballs. It's something to be considered....

E3
Esther IS Flesh and Blood S. Oct 18, 2009, 7:44am EDT
hahahha! Ya'll are too funny! Honest and funny ~ what a combination!
Landen Michaels Oct 18, 2009, 7:45am EDT
Maybe... maybe "Dangle my pink trouser love missle into a large fire ant mound and keep it there until I’ve completed a recitation of the poem, “The Midnight Ride of Paul Revere.”... but this whole idea of having to "Read every political article on Gather and pretend to both like and be enlightened by them"? No. Frackin'. Way. Okay. Perhaps I could read HALF of them for a million. But, be enlightened by them? I'd have to seriously fake it.
Ed Williams Oct 18, 2009, 7:46am EDT
Esther, you're such a classy lady, why are you here hangin' out with scoundrels like us?

Millions of smoochies,

E3
Ed Williams Oct 18, 2009, 7:46am EDT
Landen, the ladies here have probably "faked it" for years in some situations. For a million bucks we can surely.....

Le saintly one,

E3
Esther IS Flesh and Blood S. Oct 18, 2009, 8:07am EDT
Naw not this lady...why I would never fake it for even a millio...uh er perhaps fake it for the freak who keeps asking "doesn't it feel good, doesn't it feel good, huh?, huh? to the point of wanting to murder someone...hee!
Landen Michaels Oct 18, 2009, 8:18am EDT
Fake it like Kramer, right Ed?
Elizabeth O. Oct 18, 2009, 8:18am EDT
Nope, not me ~ never fake it, couldn't, wouldn't...
Ed Williams Oct 18, 2009, 8:21am EDT
Well, I see it this way - as pretty as both you ladies are, I'm sure you've been with guys who killed themselves to make y'all feel good.

(Did I suck up really well there or what?)

Smoochies,

E3
Esther IS Flesh and Blood S. Oct 18, 2009, 8:22am EDT
Now that is what I call one royal suck up and ya know what?? I liked it!! ;p
Ed Williams Oct 18, 2009, 8:24am EDT
It was good for me too, darlin'!

Smoochies,

E3
Elizabeth O. Oct 18, 2009, 8:29am EDT
Works for me!!! :P
dude!

TMFI

that's TMI supercharged

money doesn't mean that much to me
I'd trade it all
for a good friend
and a dog to lick my face when I come through the front door
-fr41trek-
ps:
as long as the bills are paid
I'm good
Ed Williams Oct 18, 2009, 6:56am EDT
Fred, I can dig it, good for you! Meanwhile I guess I'll continue worshipping the craven gods of capitalism run amuck here!

I agree with you on the face licking, I'd rather mine be a Vegas stripper though......

E3
I just don't have the materialistic needs like I did when I was in my twenties
I trust this doesn't come off as too "Mother Theresa"
my motives are not always altruistic

My partner is fond of saying
"Do you have a roof over your head?
do you have enough to eat?
do you have friends that care about you?
do you have dogs that love you?"

nuff said
Ed

:)
luv ya big guy!
Ed Williams Oct 18, 2009, 7:05am EDT
Fred, you be da coolest, you have a most outstanding day today!

E3
outstanding
Ed Williams Oct 18, 2009, 5:47pm EDT
Buy your favorite Southern author all the Atomic Fireballs he'll ever want!

Smoochies,

E3
Misty.... will you adopt me?:) I think I'm serious..... seriously. :)
Ed said what we would do for a million dollars, and I don't expect that you have a million dollars, but you think I'm hot, plus, (Purr's gonna hate me for this one)I think you're hot and you make me wanna give it up for the other team, AND does there really need to be a million dollars involved to motivate some of us to do what maybe we wanted to do to start with? lol
barb n. Oct 25, 2009, 12:24pm EDT
Where did your other pic go?????? It was so HOT!!!!
Kathryn E. Oct 18, 2009, 7:42am EDT
haha in fine form this here morning.
Ed Williams Oct 18, 2009, 7:42am EDT
My darlin', we don't even want to get into a discussion about your "form," I would be drooling the rest of the day....

Smoochies,

E3
Esther IS Flesh and Blood S. Oct 18, 2009, 7:50am EDT
I could never and would never read any or all of the political articles on Gather for ten million hard, cold cash. Nope, never!

A lot of the things that you would do for that million sound downright scary! Would you really risk the Loch Ness monster biting It off for a cool million??

What if that scank had some unknown disease and you've gone off and licked her nose up and down?? YIKES!

What could you do with your diddlewhacker if those ants stung it so bad that you could no longer use it? Do you think a million could ever replace it??

Just a couple of things to consider my dear friend as we really wouldn't want anything happening to that fine Georgia member now would we??

Have a great day Ed!!

Grandes Smoochies for you!!
Ed Williams Oct 18, 2009, 7:53am EDT
Esther, you're making me feel badly about the degree of importance I attach to the self protection of my own pink trouser monkey. Re the ants, I'd be reciting Paul Revere's ride damn fast, for sure.

Having you call it a fine Georgia member - that's worth a million bucks!

Smoochies,

E3
Esther IS Flesh and Blood S. Oct 18, 2009, 7:55am EDT
No Ed I wasn't trying to make you feel bad. I was worried about a very important package that you are wearing thats all... ;p
Esther IS Flesh and Blood S. Oct 18, 2009, 7:55am EDT
Just call me a worry wart...
Ed Williams Oct 18, 2009, 7:56am EDT
Esther darlin', I'm still blushing. Now only be worried if my keyboard starts thumpin', you do be an attractive lady, after all....

E3
Elizabeth O. Oct 18, 2009, 7:51am EDT
Good morning ~ these are pretty good ~ and it shows that you have standards!
Esther IS Flesh and Blood S. Oct 18, 2009, 7:52am EDT
Good Morning Elizabeth!

Ed's definitely got standards but some of his points worry me not only for him but for a very important part of him...
Ed Williams Oct 18, 2009, 7:54am EDT
Esther, I'm still blushing over this "fine Georgia member" thing.....and it's my thing!

Mega smoochies,

E3
Elizabeth O. Oct 18, 2009, 7:55am EDT
It HE thinks its only worth a million ~ who are we to argue. As for me, I'm not saying a word about it.
Esther IS Flesh and Blood S. Oct 18, 2009, 7:56am EDT
Glad you got a kick out of my comment but sure wish I had that picture of you blushing...hoo wee!
Ed Williams Oct 18, 2009, 7:57am EDT
C'mon Bethie, tell me. Tell me, tell me, tell me......

Smoochies,

E3
Esther IS Flesh and Blood S. Oct 18, 2009, 7:57am EDT
You are a trip too Elizabeth! You're right why should I worry about his member if it's only worth a piddly million...shucks! darn!
Ed Williams Oct 18, 2009, 7:58am EDT
Esther, now, now, some men are dicks for free, least I'm askin' a million for mine!

Smoochies,

E3
Esther IS Flesh and Blood S. Oct 18, 2009, 7:58am EDT
Come on Bethie tell us!!
Esther IS Flesh and Blood S. Oct 18, 2009, 7:59am EDT
You are so right about some men being dicks for free and then some....I guess it's good yours isn't free...hee!
Ed Williams Oct 18, 2009, 8:02am EDT
Least I put a surcharge on it, Esther, and think about what a good "Sexy Question Of the Day" this would be for you - "Guys, can you tell us the monetary value you place on your dicks?"

Smoochies,

E3
Elizabeth O. Oct 18, 2009, 8:04am EDT
Ed darlin' ~ I would think that your, umm "package" is priceless....but that's just me.....

How do I get myself into these things when I'm on way to church?

Saintly smoochies,
Bethie
Ed Williams Oct 18, 2009, 8:07am EDT
I am surprised this thread has morphed into a discussion about my dick, but hey, this is America and we have freedom of speech and......

Le smoochies,

E3
Elizabeth O. Oct 18, 2009, 8:22am EDT
Freedom of speech......shall we speak into your 'microphone'? *snicker*

That's it....I'm headin' to hell soo quickly...going to church...

Bethie
Jennifer R. Oct 18, 2009, 7:56am EDT
Wowza you have given this a lot of thought.
Ed Williams Oct 18, 2009, 7:57am EDT
A million bucks is a million bucks, Jennifer!

Smoochies,

E3
Elizabeth O. Oct 18, 2009, 8:01am EDT
As for Jon and Kate, he's a boob and she's mean and her hair looks like fiberglass insulation, I couldn't be that nice (convincingly) for a million.

I'd do the Loch Ness thing, but I don't know how to swim.

I would do the sermon at Texas Walmart, I can talk fast and they wouldn't understand me since my accent is different than theirs.

I'd paint flowers on my butt and sing and dance at the capitol in Atlanta ~ I'm a resident of New York, so what do I care - hahahahahaha.

As for the rest of it, forget it, no way.
Ed Williams Oct 18, 2009, 8:03am EDT
Bethie, Bethie, Bethie, the Iranian President does have feelings, you know....

Smoochies,

E3
Elizabeth O. Oct 18, 2009, 8:06am EDT
I'm sure he does, but he can keep his flea infested armpits that probably rarely see soap and have probably never met deoderant to himself. Or at least away from my nose.
Elizabeth O. Oct 18, 2009, 8:07am EDT
Oh..and my tongue and skanks will never, ever meet, not even for a million.

I saw that movie with Robert Redford....I'd take the million for him.
Ed Williams Oct 18, 2009, 8:09am EDT
Now there's a stretch, that's why people went to that movie, cause all the women would have loved to have gotten banged by Redford, and all the guys wanted to launch their pink love missles into Demi Moore.

Now tell me I'm wrong!

Smoochies,

E3
Elizabeth O. Oct 18, 2009, 8:12am EDT
You, are absolutely right.......
oh Eddie ~ you are a priceless wonderfully demented scamp~ I think I've met my match!!!~ =D

I however do see the merit in you mediating every gather dispute~it would be wrapped up right quick~I can see it now:

"Shaddufakup and get a life. Problem solved."

bwahahahhhaha
Ed Williams Oct 18, 2009, 8:10am EDT
Now, now, my esteemed and highly lustable Selene. I wouldn't say that to folks in a Gather dispute. I'd say,

"Shaddufakup pimple-squeezer!"

Has more pinache, doncha think?

E3
ooooh that sounds almost french~ =D
Ed Williams Oct 18, 2009, 8:15am EDT
You can use it in a future poem if you'd like, I'll give you full rights to it.

Smoochies,

E3
Elizabeth O. Oct 18, 2009, 8:20am EDT
Say it in a French accent ala Pepe LePew.....people would think its a compliment!!!!
Ed Williams Oct 18, 2009, 8:22am EDT
There is something almost tingly about the term "pimple squeezer!"

E3
shuz ze fok op pimpol squuezeeer!~ hahahah I'm french~ I got the tongue to prove it~ =P
Ed Williams Oct 18, 2009, 8:24am EDT
I need to get about ten pounds of ice out of the fridge and drop it in my britches right now.....

E3
oh Eddie~ mind if I grab one of those ice cubes for my berry juice~ =D

*snickers*
Ed Williams Oct 18, 2009, 8:39am EDT
I don't mind berry much!

Smoochies,

E3
Thanks for posting to GutterGirls~now I get to give serious thought to what vile and inappropriate things I'd do for a million bucks~thanks for the morning stimuli~ you are better than coffee~ and sooooo featured yet again!!!~ =D
Ed Williams Oct 18, 2009, 8:11am EDT
And you are so the coolest writer here on Gather and I esteems ya more each day!

Sunday smackable smoochies,

E3
''The One & Only BERF" .. Oct 18, 2009, 8:12am EDT
"What Would I Do For A Million Bucks?"

Not much more than I'd do for a hundred........
Ed Williams Oct 18, 2009, 8:14am EDT
LOLOL! May be the best comment of the day!

E3
Johnice R. Oct 18, 2009, 8:44am EDT
On this one Ed, I am 100% with BERF!

And that is the truth! :)
Ed Williams Oct 18, 2009, 8:46am EDT
Y'all are both profound thinkers, I believe you!

E3
Johnice R. Oct 18, 2009, 9:18am EDT
:)
When you love what you do you do not work a day in your life! I guess we both really love what we do--don't you Ed?
:)
Ed Williams Oct 18, 2009, 9:27am EDT
I enjoy my life and work, Johnice, I've been really blessed in a number of ways.

Smoochies,

E3
Johnice R. Oct 18, 2009, 10:08am EDT
:)
Hey, 'hard times' have pitched a tent in our backyards.... a hundred dollars just ain't what it used to be. lol
MrsRoad Runner Oct 18, 2009, 8:38am EDT
LOL oh my!!
Not awake enough for this question lmao!
Ed Williams Oct 18, 2009, 8:38am EDT
C'mon, you know you wanna answer it, darlin'!

Smoochies,

E3
MrsRoad Runner Oct 18, 2009, 9:08am EDT
I do lol!
Everyone says money is just not worth it. Money does not mean that much on and on.
However having money is a burden all on it's own. Everyone wants some of it. Everyone wants to be your friend. People treat one different when they even think you have money.
The person gets to the point that everyone around him/her are phony, artificial people rolling around in there big houses, looking down on others.
A million dollars is not as much as it used to be..... not enough to be a sell out.
Not enough to sell ones soul, integrity. Money is responsibility. People who have been around money know what I am saying. Not worth it.... Someone who has worked for, made there own money can loose it, start all over again, and be back on top in no time.
Someone who wins it, or does something such as selling there soul for it, will loose it and not know how to get it back.
Making sense here so early in the morning lol!?!?
Ed Williams Oct 18, 2009, 9:15am EDT
It does, but I should be paying closer attention. My son and I are playing blackjack for $10 a hand and it's distracting me.....

Sinful smoochies,

E3
MrsRoad Runner Oct 18, 2009, 9:18am EDT
LOL!
Oh my taking the kids money hu??
Ed Williams Oct 18, 2009, 9:26am EDT
Darlin', they do one way or the other, least this way I have a chance to get some back!

Smoochies,

E3
MrsRoad Runner Oct 18, 2009, 9:30am EDT
My dad taught us poker and black jack and such when kids (we had to sit on our knees to see the top of the table). It was fun when he was supplying the money.
When we started using our own money, and he did not give it back, it took on a whole new level lmao!!
Ed Williams Oct 18, 2009, 9:37am EDT
LOL - my Sunday School teachin' granddad taught me how to play poker when I was eight, I thought learnin' how was the coolest thing!

Smoochies,

E3
MrsRoad Runner Oct 18, 2009, 10:00am EDT
Both me and my brother thought so too!!
My mother though...... she did not like it one bit! lol

My brother turned out to be a financial guy (maybe not the best thing right now lol) and me, well I take risks in other ways then at the casino lol!
Back on topic,
I was with a guy with money, not the nicest guy to me in the world. However because of the house,car,trips, and who I got to "meet" and "associate" with my mother said I should stay with him regardless of how he treated me.
I did not stay with him, and he lost most everything in the aftermath of 911.
MrsRoad Runner Oct 18, 2009, 10:01am EDT
One of the biggest fights was spending $1000 on a pair of cowboy boots he only wore to the big rodeo's!!
Elizabeth O. Oct 18, 2009, 12:13pm EDT
My dad taught me how to play poker when I was 9...one of my brother's taught me how to shoot craps when I was 8...we shot them on a blanket in the kitchen on a Sunday afternoon...fool still owes me about 10 grand (huge odds)....
Ed Williams Oct 18, 2009, 12:38pm EDT
Oh yeah, hell I would bet my brother stuff like my next fifty years worth of earnings and stuff like that, it's fortunate for me he took it light heartedly!

Smoochies,

E3
MrsRoad Runner Oct 18, 2009, 1:07pm EDT
OH my it is good it was all in fun lol!
My brother would loan me money, at 100% interest, well I did not take it seriously but he sure did lmao

Ed I am in a program where we could make money at it if we choose too, even legally. We choose to give the product away rather then getting involved with the money aspect.
Just to much negativity involved in the money aspect, you no?? AND we are not talking chump change!!

Some people really feel money is not worth it....
Ed Williams Oct 18, 2009, 1:52pm EDT
I'm just not one of them, I guess you'd call me a capitalist money grubbin' ho.....

E3
Gessy D. Oct 18, 2009, 8:47am EDT
LOL Ed you are way too much man.
Ed Williams Oct 18, 2009, 9:15am EDT
Gessy, don't make me blush up and start sproutin' pimples now!

Smoochies,

E3
Katharyne T. Oct 18, 2009, 9:04am EDT
ewww lol your a trip, damb money dont mean that much to me
Ed Williams Oct 18, 2009, 9:16am EDT
Darlin', you don't need money, you be mega fine naturally!

Damn, my son just took another ten spot from me playin' blackjack,

E3
Swallow~

Ed Williams Oct 18, 2009, 9:34am EDT
LOLOL, probably the funniest one word answer I'll get to this!

Smoochies,

E3
MrsRoad Runner Oct 18, 2009, 1:08pm EDT
OMG lol!!
Laughing at this moment!!
Is that the near-extinct ruby-throated-cock-sucker?!?!?! Quick!!!! Get a picture!!! They never 'swallow' outside of captivity anymore!!!!!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Play nekkid Twister covered in olive oil with a got in a pink tutu and a shetland pony in stilleto heels~
Ed Williams Oct 18, 2009, 9:35am EDT
The video rights, I have to have the video rights!

E3
GOAT I MEANT GOAT!!!!~
Ed Williams Oct 18, 2009, 9:36am EDT
I want those video rights even more now!

E3
Elizabeth O. Oct 18, 2009, 12:43pm EDT
I love Twister ~ I wanna play, but only if the pony is on my team and I get to wear stilettos too.....who do I make the check out to?
Ed Williams Oct 18, 2009, 12:58pm EDT
Twister is a cool game as long as your nostrils and a gassy player's rear end don't come in too close a proximity....

E3
Elizabeth O. Oct 18, 2009, 1:08pm EDT
well...then you don't want to play with the pony ~ horses are very gassy.
MrsRoad Runner Oct 18, 2009, 1:09pm EDT
Not touching this one with a ten foot pole lmao
the pony has a ten foot pole~ *snickers*
MrsRoad Runner Oct 18, 2009, 1:18pm EDT
lmao
Ed Williams Oct 18, 2009, 1:51pm EDT
Horses do have helluva pink dinkers. However, y'all will be impressed to know that the largest penis on the face of the earth is that of the blue whale, they average around 21 feet in length......

E3
*runs out of the water screaming*
Joyce ("Site Cheshire Kitteh") L. Oct 18, 2009, 8:33pm EDT
Ha ha ha ha! I guess size really does matter!
Sooooo...... when I'm swimming around in the ocean, I gotta think about.......

Photobucket
Eat Pork~
Ed Williams Oct 18, 2009, 9:36am EDT
I like bar-b-que immensely, so I'd do it for free, much less a million bucks. Now for a million bucks I'd......no, I'd better shut up.....

Smoochies,

E3
why do I suddenly have this image of you on Brokeback mountain~ =P
Ed Williams Oct 18, 2009, 9:39am EDT
You're still thinkin' about that goat and it's playin' tricks on your mind.....

E3
Elizabeth O. Oct 18, 2009, 12:53pm EDT
Selene ~ Re pork...where's my money? The ladies group had a fundraiser dinner last night at church and we were selling leftovers after services this morning ~ I'm just going to say it, take it anyway you want ~ I was eating a piece of pork and choked on it......
Hey, I choked on a pig( of the male human species) just last night..... where's my million dollars? lol Man..... being a 'ho' just ain't what it used to be. lol
Read all the posts on this thread. Now send me a certified check, Edsie!
Ed Williams Oct 18, 2009, 10:14am EDT
Lois, I'd rather send you a certified smoochie!

E3
Kris P. Oct 18, 2009, 10:05am EDT
Ed, you never cease to amaze me, this is quite the list! What I would do for a million? I have would have to work hard, and earn it....the good old fashion way.
Ed Williams Oct 18, 2009, 10:15am EDT
Kris darlin', believe me, most of those ways I listed in the article to get the million would be hard, hard work!

Double smoochies,

E3
Kris P. Oct 18, 2009, 11:41am EDT
Ed, you are so right, they certainly would be difficult to do, but you could do it!
Ed Williams Oct 18, 2009, 12:23pm EDT
Kris, with support, empathy, and smoochies, I think I could do anything!

E3
Kris P. Oct 18, 2009, 12:43pm EDT
All things I'm very capable of!
Ed Williams Oct 18, 2009, 12:57pm EDT
Don't blush me up now, I'm very fragile today.....

Gorilla intensity smoochies!

E3
Stacey *Mamasaid* D. Oct 18, 2009, 10:57am EDT
Alright, my sides hurt again from laughing so hard on another Sunday morning, Ed! Hmm...for a million bucks...I'd hand wash and bleach all the skid marks out the undies of a plus size football team then hang 'em on the line to show off my handiwork...
Ed Williams Oct 18, 2009, 12:24pm EDT
Stacey, why do I suddenly not want anything for lunch now? Wash them draws, baby!

Smoochies,

E3
Ed Williams Oct 18, 2009, 1:02pm EDT
Misty!

How be ya?

E3
MrsRoad Runner Oct 18, 2009, 1:12pm EDT
oh my, now I have the vision of stacey scrubbing tidy whities on a old board washing machine.....and hanging them up to dry.
Ed Williams Oct 18, 2009, 1:49pm EDT
I'll be thinking of the band "Skid Row" after reading all this.....

E3
Tina M. Oct 18, 2009, 11:00am EDT
mornin' Ed, well there is nothing on your list that I would do for a millon...but now Robert Redford thats a BIG yes!!! Hell ...I'd even give him a second night free!!! Money is not important to me..I have enough to take care of me and Hayle so thats all that matters!!!!

morning kisses babe
Ed Williams Oct 18, 2009, 12:25pm EDT
Darlin', we all have a price, I just aim lower at the ground than most!

Smoochies,

E3
Tina M. Oct 18, 2009, 12:30pm EDT
ooohhh I didn't say I wouldn't do anything for a millon....mine just aren't on your list!!! and no matter how much money one has...there is always room for more!!!


kisses
Ed Williams Oct 18, 2009, 12:37pm EDT
True, true, you are very philosophic this morning!

Smoochies,

E3
Tina M. Oct 18, 2009, 12:42pm EDT
hahaa thanks babe....mmmm you got me thinking "what could I get you to do for a million"????? mmmmm

wet kisses
Ed Williams Oct 18, 2009, 12:56pm EDT
Lots!

Smoochies,

E3
Tina M. Oct 18, 2009, 1:09pm EDT
well...I'll make my list and be right over!!!!

million kisses
Eric T. Oct 18, 2009, 11:10am EDT
Superglue my nose straight into the armpit of the President of Iran.

Yeah, but does he bathe on a regular basis? But really though, you probably have a long line ahead of you for that one (i.e. millions of that country's population)! *lol*
Ed Williams Oct 18, 2009, 12:26pm EDT
Eric, I'm not sure, but I'm guessin' the President of Iran and a washrag don't stand too close together most days....

E3
Eric T. Oct 18, 2009, 12:30pm EDT
You had a few zingers on this one, Ed. Great post, sir!
Ed Williams Oct 18, 2009, 12:36pm EDT
Eric, always le coolest to have you here, do make it a habit!

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Korak 257 Oct 18, 2009, 11:26am EDT
Hi,
I think I have done alot of bad stuff to earn that million already. They lied .
Ed Williams Oct 18, 2009, 12:28pm EDT
Korak, we both know lots of folks would do lots worse things than anything I wrote to get that money, hell, I'd even eat raisins and baked beans all day and lock myself into a sealed room for that kinda money!

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Korak 257 Oct 18, 2009, 12:35pm EDT
hey dude,
Do not be mad at me..I only voiced a opinion..I am not an fanatic of sorts.I just lost a friend who was not good looking because she gave her kidney up only years later to lose her life...I am kool. I even understand satire.
Understand this about me..I really do not judge...
ALL KOOL WITH US?