Teachers Beatitudes

I had this hanging in my classroom and just came across it. I don't know who the author was, but he or she was definately a teacher. My copy was laminated!

Then Simon Peter said, “Should we write this down?”
Then Andrew said, “Do we have to know this?”
Then James said, “Will we have a test on this?”
Then Phillip asked, “Is this for a grade?
Then Bartholomew said, “Do we have to turn this in?
Then John whined, “Other disciples don’t have to learn this.”
Then Matthew said, “Can we get out early, today?”
Then Judas demanded, “What does this have to do with real life?”
And the other disciples asked likewise.

Then one of the Pharisees who was present asked for Jesus’ lesson plans, and his objectives in the cognitive domain.