Did you hear that there won't be a nativity scene in Washington, DC this year?
Yep, that's right.
No, it's not because anyone got upset about it. It's because.....
They can't seem to find three wise men in all of DC.
They did, however, find enough asses to fill up the stable.
And...the search for a virgin continues.


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Believe it or not, there are 3 wise men in Washington, D.C. They're the Secret Service employees who told Candidate Obama that the only way they could ensure his protection was to name Joe Biden as his running mate.
Today, Obama doesn't even need Secret Service protection now. Not even the most most hardened Klan members would do anything that would make Joe Biden President.
In fact, whenever there's chatter that Secret Service interprets as a threat against Obama, they have Joe Biden speak.
You want to watch what you write here on Gather. The FBI arrested Najibullah Zazi for plotting terror. I never knew that a person could be charged with plotting terror - but it's good to know as we come up to Halloween.
Anyway, suggesting Pelosi could be V.P could be seen as plotting terror - even if you say it tongue-in-cheek. Because you can't go to the airport and joke about a bomb. So I wouldn't think you could joke about Pelosi being V.P. It's just too serious a matter.
Sorry. I just realized you were making the point of Presidential succession so that everyone remains safe. Good point! I thought you were talking about how to make Obama safe in 2012.
Today, Obama doesn't even need Secret Service protection now. Not even the most most hardened Klan members would do anything that would make Joe Biden President.
I simply played off that. I was talking Pelosi is 3rd in line to the presidency.
Then again you could always have my hubby arrest me.
HAHA---- OK I'm kidding.
This is funny- I had to share it with my husband.
Thank you Marillyn
Sad but very true.