by Peter Joseph Swanson
Member since:
April 13, 2007

How can you be a crazed screaming PJS fan if you haven't read at least one of my novels ???

October 11, 2009 04:26 PM UTC
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And if you've read a fabulous thrilling PJS novel, leave a review at Gather telling us all what you thought of it.  You get Gather points.  I get attention.  It's all good.

 

 

 

(just sayin')

 

 

 

 

 

ha ha

 

 

 

- type my full name (Peter Joseph Swanson) in at Amazon and look !!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Comments: 138

Peter Joseph Swanson Oct 11, 2009, 4:26pm UTC
ha ha
Peter Joseph Swanson Oct 11, 2009, 4:36pm UTC
Wow - this article has a lot of comments already !!!
Linda B. Oct 11, 2009, 5:31pm UTC
Here to help!
Linda B. Oct 11, 2009, 5:37pm UTC
Tuna! Now!
Linda B. Oct 11, 2009, 5:38pm UTC
Of course, my little Persian girl turns up her patrician little flat-place-in-her-face at anything less than lobster....but we love her anyway.
Peter Joseph Swanson Oct 11, 2009, 4:38pm UTC
Maybe she was born 1959
Peter Joseph Swanson Oct 11, 2009, 4:38pm UTC
She's 50. Can anybody here do math ???
Linda B. Oct 11, 2009, 4:43pm UTC
1959.
Peter Joseph Swanson Oct 11, 2009, 4:45pm UTC
Wow - a greaser girl gone pop !!!
Linda B. Oct 11, 2009, 5:32pm UTC
Mriaouw? *tail curls and wraps around Peter's leg*
Linda B. Oct 11, 2009, 5:39pm UTC
*Scrambles madly up Peter's trouser leg*

Ready?!
Lick!
Peter Joseph Swanson Oct 11, 2009, 5:56pm UTC
A black one. Welsh. I'm a blackguard !!!
Linda B. Oct 11, 2009, 5:59pm UTC
*lifts hem*

PETER!!!
Peter Joseph Swanson Oct 11, 2009, 6:12pm UTC
It's just a temporary tattoo.

ball point pen.
Linda B. Oct 11, 2009, 6:19pm UTC
Monsieur *wide-eyed* may I clic your bic?
barb n. Oct 11, 2009, 6:28pm UTC
oh, please let madamoiselle
Linda B. Oct 12, 2009, 7:57pm UTC
Oui, oui, ....no, wait, 'wee' it definitely is NOT--according to Purr, who passes out everytime she catches a glimpse.
Peter Joseph Swanson Oct 11, 2009, 4:39pm UTC
I don't have 50 fingers. I can't figure it out.

But I can FACE !!!
Peter Joseph Swanson Oct 11, 2009, 4:41pm UTC
Bette couldn't act. She just flounced. And she talked like that so she wouldn't be caught slurring.
Peter Joseph Swanson Oct 11, 2009, 4:56pm UTC
She smoked like a wind up toy needing oiled
Peter Joseph Swanson Oct 11, 2009, 4:40pm UTC
FURIOUS FACE !!!


zap
Peter Joseph Swanson Oct 11, 2009, 4:42pm UTC
Tinkling on the dance floor during a vogue means I win.

FACED !!!!
Peter Joseph Swanson Oct 11, 2009, 4:47pm UTC
It's all in the eyeliner, and not blowing it when you really just want to crack up and giggle.
Peter Joseph Swanson Oct 11, 2009, 4:57pm UTC
blowing it
Peter Joseph Swanson Oct 11, 2009, 4:58pm UTC
There's a vogue in Bad Movies - ah the 70s !!!
Peter Joseph Swanson Oct 11, 2009, 5:06pm UTC
The end of Joan will blow your mind
Peter Joseph Swanson Oct 11, 2009, 5:12pm UTC
It is beyond anything ever filmed

(the back cover blurb don't lie)
Linda B. Oct 12, 2009, 7:58pm UTC
He'll be back with the whipped cream any minute now....
Lisa Westerfield Oct 11, 2009, 4:41pm UTC
Peter, can I buy it at your average 'Barnes and Nobel' or am I going to have to order it?

I don't want Gloria Swanson to tell me that I'm reading for a closeup.
Peter Joseph Swanson Oct 11, 2009, 4:44pm UTC
Yeah, go to Barnes and Nobel and they'll order me for you. That's what I do when I buy books. I only shop with cash.

(and I have a glamorous B&N downtown to pose at)
Peter Joseph Swanson Oct 11, 2009, 4:46pm UTC
I find my Gather Borders card is mostly good for only DVDs these days. Boy is their list messed up. I think only two of my books are in their list. That
is just wrong !!!!

*gives them a stone face*
Linda B. Oct 12, 2009, 7:59pm UTC
that is SO NOT FAIR.
Dorothy H. Oct 11, 2009, 4:58pm UTC
If I go to a book store. I'll drop your name (hehe). I'll order your books and make a big scene for them NOT having the shelves lined with them for all your fans to make quick and easy purchase, no waiting. I DEMAND Peter Joseph Swanson, NOW!
Peter Joseph Swanson Oct 11, 2009, 5:01pm UTC
Yeah, I'm afraid most my fans have the attention span of a fruit fly. It should just be right there for fabulous compulsive shopping. I never know when I'm going to get them out and drunk from a downtown gin luncheon like that.
Elizabeth Ann R. Oct 11, 2009, 5:01pm UTC
Might work!
Peter Joseph Swanson Oct 11, 2009, 5:01pm UTC
- or something
Peter Joseph Swanson Oct 11, 2009, 5:10pm UTC
Tell everybody that they're written by an old queen.

(out to outdo Quinton Crisp)
Peter Joseph Swanson Oct 11, 2009, 5:14pm UTC
I need a neato cane. With an animal head.
Peter Joseph Swanson Oct 11, 2009, 5:15pm UTC
I don't need a cane. I just need one.

Posers just change their props as they go along the yellow brick road.
Peter Joseph Swanson Oct 11, 2009, 5:25pm UTC
I want canes that look cool ... and hide "treats"
Linda B. Oct 11, 2009, 5:34pm UTC
How many tots in the handle of the cane? Or were you wanting one with a sword?
Linda B. Oct 11, 2009, 5:41pm UTC
or did you mean another type of 'cane' entirely?
Linda B. Oct 11, 2009, 6:20pm UTC
with a knob on top? or a bentwood handle?

*glances at Purr*
barb n. Oct 11, 2009, 6:31pm UTC
*giggles*
Elizabeth Ann R. Oct 11, 2009, 5:01pm UTC
Generated all sorts of comments and a great conversation, Peter.
Peter Joseph Swanson Oct 11, 2009, 5:02pm UTC
I talk a lot, don't I ???

he he
Linda B. Oct 12, 2009, 8:01pm UTC
You can burn my ears any day....conversing with you is always entertaining.
Peter Joseph Swanson Oct 11, 2009, 5:04pm UTC
I just put this article up over on Face Book. That place always need more fabulousness.
Vivian P. Oct 11, 2009, 5:20pm UTC
so !
what if your already crazy before you read it ?
Peter Joseph Swanson Oct 11, 2009, 5:22pm UTC
Then you really enjoy the ride !!!
Linda B. Oct 12, 2009, 8:02pm UTC
Just like coming home......
Vivian P. Oct 11, 2009, 5:21pm UTC
vibrating tongue ? oh my
Peter Joseph Swanson Oct 11, 2009, 5:22pm UTC
oh my
Peter Joseph Swanson Oct 11, 2009, 5:24pm UTC
but does the vibration mess with spell check ???
Linda B. Oct 11, 2009, 5:36pm UTC
oohhhh.....;&...you said *lingual*....snicker.
Linda B. Oct 11, 2009, 5:43pm UTC
hmmm.....where'd I put that wooden spoon?
barb n. Oct 11, 2009, 5:41pm UTC
i love creative spelling
barb n. Oct 11, 2009, 5:42pm UTC
yeah, I am going to have to cook too~~~
Peter Joseph Swanson Oct 11, 2009, 5:44pm UTC
What are you cooking ???
barb n. Oct 11, 2009, 5:47pm UTC
Fried chicken with mashed taters, sweet corn and rolls~~~there's plenty!!!
Peter Joseph Swanson Oct 11, 2009, 5:43pm UTC
tata

after this, I need a bath
barb n. Oct 11, 2009, 5:50pm UTC
Oh, here let me help
Peter Joseph Swanson Oct 11, 2009, 5:54pm UTC
After my bath I'm going to need a bath !!!
barb n. Oct 11, 2009, 5:56pm UTC
me too!!!!!!! ****Runs with Peter's kilt
Peter Joseph Swanson Oct 11, 2009, 5:59pm UTC
(she'll eat it cold if you call it a salad and put a few ice cubes around at the sides)
barb n. Oct 11, 2009, 5:59pm UTC
oops!!!!
barb n. Oct 11, 2009, 5:45pm UTC
thought I would drop by here and say hey!! I have been off and on today, I wanted to add a comment~~~~
Peter Joseph Swanson Oct 11, 2009, 5:46pm UTC
Thank you - you know what a point whore I am ...
barb n. Oct 11, 2009, 5:48pm UTC
I do~~~~
barb n. Oct 11, 2009, 5:49pm UTC
you are so good at it
Peter Joseph Swanson Oct 11, 2009, 5:52pm UTC
*bows*
barb n. Oct 11, 2009, 5:58pm UTC
*curtsies* french maid outfit on~~~
Peter Joseph Swanson Oct 11, 2009, 6:00pm UTC
*twirls ... with kilt flying out wide*
Peter Joseph Swanson Oct 11, 2009, 6:01pm UTC
My novels should be read in kilts, nylons or french maid uniforms ...

or in the bathtub with nothing at all
Peter Joseph Swanson Oct 11, 2009, 6:06pm UTC
yeah, knocking over the furniture

(ouch!!!)
barb n. Oct 11, 2009, 6:07pm UTC
*catches Purr~~~~wow Peter, whoo hoo
Peter Joseph Swanson Oct 11, 2009, 6:09pm UTC
*knocking over people in the room*


ooops

sorry

stand back


*gets dizzy*
barb n. Oct 11, 2009, 6:10pm UTC
tickeling****giggling****rolling around with~``
barb n. Oct 11, 2009, 6:23pm UTC
you feel so good, er, um, I mean, are you feeling better?
Ed Da Head Toker Oct 11, 2009, 5:55pm UTC
tooooo late, I am already crazy.
Peter Joseph Swanson Oct 11, 2009, 6:05pm UTC
obviously we are too ...
barb n. Oct 11, 2009, 6:05pm UTC
see how quickly you started a conversation that was interesting and accumulated points? "That is how we do it~~~~" dancing around
Peter Joseph Swanson Oct 11, 2009, 6:08pm UTC
And sold 3456438975643259765654 of my novels !!!!!!!!
Linda B. Oct 11, 2009, 6:11pm UTC
*quick look under shirt*

uh...mi scusi...
Linda B. Oct 11, 2009, 6:13pm UTC
okay, I'm back.
barb n. Oct 11, 2009, 6:14pm UTC
*bowing and peeking*
barb n. Oct 11, 2009, 6:37pm UTC
No way!!!!!! Damn, now I was trying for 169th!!!

*BOWS TO YOU**** *in french maid outfit*

I am off here too, I have to feed the masses,
barb n. Oct 11, 2009, 6:38pm UTC
Really, it's all Peter's fault~~~ You know how addicting you are~~~
~Lady Neeetah of California~Obama #44 W. Oct 11, 2009, 7:15pm UTC
Peter is addicting, and so are his books. I have read 5 so far, but not "Merlin's Charge" yet. I need to order it.

I was so impressed with the enjoyment I experienced in reading Peter's books, that after reading the fifth one, what was to do next?

A fan club, of course!

Everyone should feel free to join, and should consider it a place where Peter may keep you updated on . . .everything, even Joan Crawford.

If you are a Facebook member, you may join the group here:

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=127911424549&ref=ts
Kay M Oct 11, 2009, 8:03pm UTC
I've read three and soon it will be four. I'm really crazed.
Linda T. Oct 11, 2009, 8:32pm UTC
Alright Peter stop nagging I will do the damn reviews but it is not an easy task. There are so many aspects to your books the reviews could get awfully lengthy.
Laurun M. Oct 11, 2009, 9:11pm UTC
You know I am a fan Peter. I wrote a review on Hollywood Sinners. I do have to get back to the Joan Crawford book and I haven't yet ordered the Bad Movie one in that trilogy.
I don't need extra points to tell all that Hollywood Sinners is so much fun to read. Where have you been?
.* Sandi * Oct 11, 2009, 9:56pm UTC
ill be starting your book in a few days, looking forward to it
Kushal Poddar Oct 12, 2009, 12:05am UTC
I am already crazy.
killing some truths
Kushal Poddar Oct 12, 2009, 12:06am UTC
I am already crazy.
killing some truths
Lori Cee Oct 12, 2009, 12:18pm UTC
im a fan but i haven't read a damn thing. so there.
Lori Cee Oct 12, 2009, 12:20pm UTC
but seriously, as fabulous as i think you are the books will have to wait since i've already got a to be read stack of about 19 books sitting on my bedroom floor.
Peter Joseph Swanson Oct 12, 2009, 1:17pm UTC
... those 19 don't compared to me - don't MAKE me have to vogue you and FACE you and own you !!!

*KUNG FOO CHOPS*

STONE FACE

kicks
Peter Joseph Swanson Oct 12, 2009, 1:19pm UTC
(there, now I'm on your Christmas list)
Lori Cee Oct 12, 2009, 1:32pm UTC
lol! not any more. (rubbing leg.) i bruise easily.
Peter Joseph Swanson Oct 12, 2009, 2:02pm UTC
I didn't kick YOU I was kicking

I vogue with great precision !!!
Angela A. Oct 12, 2009, 2:12pm UTC
I must be a total nut bar then. I seriously haven't read any of your books, sorry dear.
I have over 40 books I still have to read in my romance pile, not to mention the four books I will be getting soon from a romance review site..
Not to mention helping with son's homework, laundry, cleaning...
Well, you get the drift.
Sorry, my dear, my life is full.
I will get to you when the next full moon comes. Or maybe in a few years.
Te he!
I'm number 193!!
Linda B. Oct 12, 2009, 8:11pm UTC
And this comment makes 201!!!!!
Linda B. Oct 12, 2009, 10:08pm UTC
Ta DAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peter Joseph Swanson Oct 13, 2009, 9:05am UTC
GOLD FOIL STAR !!!
Marge H. Oct 23, 2009, 4:26pm UTC
Just dropping in to join the fun. Hooray for Peter!!!!
Sue G. Aug 5, 2010, 1:19pm UTC
I saw your novels on Amazon...I'm soooooooo impressed. I promise to buy a few after I read my Bette Davis bio, Carol Burnett's latest book and the Betty White book I just bought....God I have too much reading to catch up on......

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