William, when I eat mincemeat pie and dance while wearing platform shoes, I'll be sure to take a video and then put it on one of those funniest video shoes. No doubt I'd win 1st place.
Seems to me that I remember there were elevated shoes for men to wear way back then in the young Travolta days.
Those rugs come in handy when flying to the moon, William. Of course Elsie cuts rugs.
Mustafa, I promise I will never cut cheese again. Boy, you people are sensitive about the cheese. What do ya'll do when you go to parties with appetizers, just break off blocks of it? I never noticed the cheese drying out or anything. If it messed up the dip last night, we did not see it.
Maybe it's time for you to bang on the walls and tell those people to "cut the crap". Read your email. Not fun to be kept awake by the people in another room.
If the people had just been making noise, I would have called the desk. But since they were only taking a never ending shower, I didn't think I should complain.
We had a booming business in those ants 2 yrs ago, didn't we?
Thank you, Deb. How you doing this morning? It's rainy here. I'm all bummed out about it. We were going to plant this morning. I'm thinking maybe I should get a pencil and use it to polk tiny holes and plant the spinach seeds that way. Then let the rain shift the dirt around the seeds.
Soon as it slacks off on the rain I'm going to give it a try. We're going to try to grow enough spinach and greens for the neighbors who want them as well as ourselves. Fresh spinach, wow, what a delicacy.
Elaine, where were you last night when it was time to post? And not cutting you any slack at all, you ought to put one of these snippets up. Looks like you almost have your 30 words, and don't even have to have 30 words.
And you are a good friend too, and I APPRECIATE YOU! AND DEB!
Oh, and my secret to being quick? My best friend and I do this often. When we are messaging sometimes one of us will say something and the other will respond with something silly. Before you know it, we have a whole bunch of silly lines! We love to do this and do it very often so my friend helps me keep my mind sharp...LOL!
Elaine, don't "cut it out", post one. You are good at this.
I just read Elsie's WWE poem, wish I'd paid attention to when it was posted. The challenge was to put malaproprism's in and homophones, etc., and I may not have spelled the words correctly. But it is hilarious. You must go and see. Also, she linked to the definitions.
Thank you Lynn but I will pass on it this time. While my mind is good for the short term, I am afraid that coming up with something else at this moment is out of my scope of capabilities. More or less, I am brain dead at the moment.
I think I agree with everything said, especially Lynn is a very good writer, but then I couldn't find the spelling mistake she suggested was there: Of course I only checked words up to four letters in length. Lynn sure knows how to spell 4 letter words.
Don't cut the cheese? I don't know that one. Will have to look it up. Actually, last night I made some cheese dip with Rotel and Velveeta and some sausage and onion and black olives and I did cut the cheese up in little blocks so it would melt quicker in the crock pot. Threw in a little habanero and something's still missing, but don't know what. Did cubing the cheese mess up the texture or something?
Aunt Shanny's home made beans Will cause a few open windows And people to walk on the other side of the road People will think your house a cheese factory And the door to door salesman will avoid your door So let's all eat Aunt Shanny's beans for sure
Laughing is the only way I make it in the kitchen. I have so many disasters that come as such complete surprises. I sure didn't know it wasn't good to cut the cheese. But a year ago I didn't know about letting food "rest" either. While you are out and about flitting, when do you think you'll flit up an article on your event this weekend? Now we're going to leave to eat, but I will look when we get back home.
Although I am back in front of a computer, Lynn, the server woes continue - it can take any number of attempts to post a comment, with each such attempt necessitating refreshing the page and frequently rebooting the computer.
I'm trying to follow this conversation but I'm wondering why anyone would be cutting rugs or eating mincemeat pies. This is way beyond my intellect or maybe I'm just tired.
But I do like it when people cut the crap and tell me "the truth and nothing but the truth". Do they sell special knives to cut the crap?
Lynn ~ Even though this was entered into Our 3rd Snippets CHALLENGE on the topic of "Cut the CRAP!" after the deadline ~ L O L ~ This is you one and only entry, and is CURRENTLY FEATURED in Snippets!
Not bad ~ a perfect "29" LET'S~CUT~A~RUG~INSTEAD~Style Snippet!
And because your entry wraps up the TALLY, I am just so glad about it!!!
YAY!!!!
I'm now doing a dance!
Snippets ~ "Where WE WRITE in "30" words or less, and delete the rest!"
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(Of course wearing platform shoes).
Seems to me that I remember there were elevated shoes for men to wear way back then in the young Travolta days.
I guess you look at my icon and notice how similar I am to John Travolta.
Mustafa, I promise I will never cut cheese again. Boy, you people are sensitive about the cheese. What do ya'll do when you go to parties with appetizers, just break off blocks of it? I never noticed the cheese drying out or anything. If it messed up the dip last night, we did not see it.
We had a booming business in those ants 2 yrs ago, didn't we?
If I ever write a cookbook, it had better win the Nobel Prize for Literature. Or is that the Pulitzer Prize? Well, my cookbook should win BOTH!
(((HUGS)))
And you are a good friend too, and I APPRECIATE YOU! AND DEB!
I just read Elsie's WWE poem, wish I'd paid attention to when it was posted. The challenge was to put malaproprism's in and homophones, etc., and I may not have spelled the words correctly. But it is hilarious. You must go and see. Also, she linked to the definitions.
OMG that sounds SOOO good! I can't imagine anything would be missing from dip like that. And I always cube my cheese, it melts easier.
Will cause a few open windows
And people to walk on the other side of the road
People will think your house a cheese factory
And the door to door salesman will avoid your door
So let's all eat Aunt Shanny's beans for sure
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But I do like it when people cut the crap and tell me "the truth and nothing but the truth". Do they sell special knives to cut the crap?
Not bad ~ a perfect "29" LET'S~CUT~A~RUG~INSTEAD~Style Snippet!
And because your entry wraps up the TALLY, I am just so glad about it!!!
YAY!!!!
I'm now doing a dance!
Snippets ~ "Where WE WRITE in "30" words or less, and delete the rest!"