Prompts for September 30, 2009, due by October 6th:
use a malapropism
use lots of homophones
include the word "body"
include the phrase "That's a funny way to look at it."
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Their I was a suite young thing
Weighting to see watt life would bring
I processed a body, voluptuous and trim
Just knowing I would soon meat him
Like a lightning belt , he shocked me
Electric waves swept threw my heart
I was underwhelmed to say the lease
Anxious for romance to start
I didn't have to weight two long
For sex to rare it's ugly head
This suite young thing took out her gun
And shot the demon dead
That's a funny way to look at it, but I was inexperienced
I didn't no what was supposed to happen
That handsome devil shore got upset with me
As he hobbled away, he didn't feel like clapping
I yelled, hey aren't you coming back
And he said, know I'm going across the rode
To get to the other side, I hope I never sea you again
If I do I'm going to hide, He's wholed up in his adobe


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A pleasure to read.
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You are so good at these
things!!
I really laughed over this story!!
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Now, had to remind him of Susan's prompt again, and remind him of what a homophone and malaprop was, but did all that so he could laugh, too. This was THAT funny! If there isn't a magazine somewhere for this to be published in - there ought to be one!
I doubt I can ever talk you into gathering all your poems for a book (but - pretty please?! Pretty, pretty please? Just in case), BUT please, for your family's sake, save them all, and save them on an external drive (or somewhere online, if you don't want to go that far), and include them in your will to your absolute "favoritest" family member! If you can't figure out who that would be, then figure out which one could use the money. I swear (and I rarely swear - in this fashion anyway, lol) your writing has to be printed one day. You are "Best Seller" worthy - your humor, your sensitive pieces, your slicest of life, all your poems - excellant!) If Robert Frost, Emily Dickinson, or Ogden Nash ever read your stuff, they'd be tempted never to write again! Obviously, they're no sloaches - you're honestly, that good, and it drive me nuts knowing you don't think so!
Anyone agree with me, please let her know! She NEEDS to know.
I reely kneaded to sea this comical sighed of you !! Thank you !!
Love you, Barbara