Over the years I've heard many synonyms for the word fart. I've noticed that northerners have different ones than we southerners and sometimes I wonder where the phrases actually started. Anyway, here are some that I've heard.
List any that you've heard or used yourself. I'm sure there will be lots of funny ones! Don't let me down. :-p
- Airbrush your boxers
- Unscented Methane (I have a friend who actually expells unscented farts) :-p
- Butt Blaster
- Bean Blower
- Butt Burp
- A turd whistling for the right of way
- Backdoor Breeze
- Blowing you a kiss
- Stink Bomb
- Tooting the horn
- Tortilla Toot
- Anal Salute
- Crop Dusting
- The cry of the imprisoned turd.
- Shit flavored air (one of the most noxious is the
egg or broccoli fart)
- A free spirit lingering in the air and causing stress to others
- Milk and Tuna Fart (One of the deadliest gases known to man)
- After the thunder comes the rain.