If You Were A Cat, Could You, Would You Wear A Hat?

I drove to the East, in my silver car.

About an hour's drive, not really too far.

I paid for my ticket and got into line.

The things that I saw were really quite fine.

I saw buildings all painted in pink and in blue.

I'm sure of who lived there, they were known as The Who.

A strange orange machine with green pipes and green tubes

I'm sure it spewed out green gobbledy-goobs.

Horton pointed as he was perched really high

To a fun filled store with a lot I could buy.

Kids grabbing mommies with pulls and with tugs

Saying "buy me a toy and some cute coffee mugs."

Thing 1 and Thing 2 with mischief abound

Saying "Come on inside and see what we found."

The Cat In The Hat and all his friends, too

There's plenty to buy, here's one just for you.

The famous old Cat with the Hat on his head

Says "Come ride the blue fish or the one that is red."

The Lorax and Grinch and Sam I Am

Go up and down and around, yes sir ma'am.

I rode on his couch, yes, that's where it's at

At Islands of Adventure with The Cat In The Hat!