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Glenn Becking Glenn Beck

After watching the fun Glenn Beck had making his mind-numbing blackboard and photo demonstration of ACORN board members, I decided give making absurd insinuations a try myowndangself. It’s fun! Here are a few of mine. If you let your imagination run wild, you might be able to associate him with the following people – or come up with a few insinuations of your own:

Osama bin Laden and Glenn Beck have four letters (BLEN) in common

Najibullah Zazi and Glenn Beck were on television and my computer THE SAME DAY.

Phillip Garrido has double letters in his name, just like Glenn Beck.

Ted Bundy is the Poster Boy of Serial Killers. Glenn Beck is the Poster Boy of Right Wing Wackos.

Charles Manson and Glenn Beck both claim they are family men while society sees them as both as emblems of insanity and violence.

Tom Delay and Glenn Beck both resemble the Pillsbury Dough Boy, dancing or not.

MULTIPLE CHOICE GAME

Identify the item in this photo:

A. Milk Carton on Main

B. Giant cash Register in the sky

C. 27-story, pink-and-red-granite, outrageously-expensive, ostentatious, Humana Headquarters

D. Prime example of misused health care dollars

E. All of the above

UNRELATED QUESTION:

Any idea how a man accidentally writes FED on his chest with a marker, walks into a noose, and dies with his feet still on the ground?