Some Wednesday Wit

Good morning everyone and happy Wednesday!

I hope you all have a super day filled with joy and smiles.  My goal each Wednesday is share some wit with you to make you smile and laugh, hopefully at the same time.

If you find any jokes you wish to share please email them to me at vyakin@makemesmileonline.com.  Or just put them in the comments and you get to share them now.....LOL!

So with out delay here we go......

On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes.

She blew her stack.

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Top Ten Things You have never Heard your Dad Say

10. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.

9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?

8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain "up yours" attitude ... I like that.

7. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car -- GO CRAZY.

6. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son?

5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend ... you might want to consider throwing a party.

4. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies -- you know -- that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.

3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring -- now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall.

2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.

1. Father's Day? aahh -- don't worry about that -- it's no big deal.

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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

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A traveling preacher is giving his Sunday message and asks for someone in the crowd to come forward if they need help or healing because the Lord has granted him powers to offer help.

A man sheepishly stands up and walks to the front where the preacher is standing.

“Yes my son and what is it you require help with?” the preacher asks.

“My hearing” replies the man quietly.

“Well that’s Ok my son come to me” said the preacher, and the preacher calmly sticks one finger in the mans ear and his other hand palm down on the top of his head.

He then asks the crowd to pray and the Lord for guidance and holds the man for 5 minutes whilst he mutters prayer in Latin.

When he is finished he turns to the man and says “well son has that helped your hearing at all?”

The man replies “I don’t know father, it’s not until Wednesday"

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Lastly 2 video's hope you enjoy!

Enjoy your day hope you found something to laugh with today!

Till Next time.....Enjoy your day and Smile!!

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