by *Carol ~Bronx Southern Belle D.
Member since:
January 16, 2007

I'm going to kill every last one of them!

September 15, 2009 06:50 PM EDT
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The men, the little green alien men and women who have invaded my computer, must die.  They have taken over, and I am planning a full scale annihilation of the little critters.  They slow my computer down; they sing songs when not asked; and they send me to the wrong windows.  I'm not going to take it anymore.  I'm removing my aluminum foil cone from my head, and I'm blasting the urchins.  Don't try to stop me. 
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Comments: 19

DIANE D. Sep 15, 2009, 6:51pm EDT
Grap your tazer,~
Justin Reid Sep 15, 2009, 6:52pm EDT
Haha, good luck!
Jeana Hamilton Sep 15, 2009, 6:53pm EDT
Hmm how do you know they are green, i think it may be the purple ones doing it, i am partial to green.
*Carol ~Bronx Southern Belle D. Sep 15, 2009, 8:18pm EDT
They're my aliens and I say they're green. I shot the purple last Tuesday.
Justin Reid Sep 15, 2009, 6:53pm EDT
You should keep the foil hat on though!
*Carol ~Bronx Southern Belle D. Sep 15, 2009, 8:19pm EDT
The blue pills help a lot.
♥♥LoViNg♥LiFe♥ ♥♥ Sep 15, 2009, 6:53pm EDT
I had to get rid of all kinds of extra little things on my computer because they do slow it down.
I had a dog who would pop up on my screen and start barking if I got mail and he would sometimes just pop up out of no where and do flips and beg.
UGHHH so annoying
Angel sent from God Secret Sisters Sep 15, 2009, 7:07pm EDT
Sometimes you can not get rid of them...... might need to do a factory restore if you can not rid of them.
*Carol ~Bronx Southern Belle D. Sep 15, 2009, 8:19pm EDT
That's why I married my husband. He's a computer slayer better known as an electrical engineer.
Charles Temm JR Sep 15, 2009, 7:28pm EDT
Good luck...they'll be back.
*Carol ~Bronx Southern Belle D. Sep 15, 2009, 8:20pm EDT
I know you're right.
Len Maxwell Sep 15, 2009, 8:01pm EDT
I agree with Justin. Keep your foil hat on. Have you tried Raid?
Cathie M. Sep 15, 2009, 8:16pm EDT
LOL you are so funny
Deloris Wright Sep 15, 2009, 8:23pm EDT
Keep up the good fight Carol.
Rachel D. Sep 15, 2009, 8:34pm EDT
Nuke 'em till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark! :D
Sharon R. Sep 15, 2009, 8:36pm EDT
Do NOT, I repeat DO NOT remove the foil hat! All sorts of strange things can flash right into your brain without your hat!!!
Sharon R. Sep 15, 2009, 8:40pm EDT
And the green ones are much worse than the purple ones. I think Al Gore has been producing these ever since he invented the internet. He needs to keep us under his control.
I hope its not too late for you.
Lionel LaVergne Sep 15, 2009, 8:47pm EDT
Carol, oh Carol, they are just living. Give them a chance. Like everyone else they just want three squares a day and a place where they can live and raise their slimy green kids. Be nice. By the way if you figure a way to get rid of the little s---- let me know.
X Tabber Sep 15, 2009, 10:10pm EDT
Pesky green guys.

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