Birther Theory:
Obama is no US citizen. He was born in Kenya, a then British colony and could be British, Kenyan, or who knows what? How did he get a passport? Who knows. He is no citizen and since he has never been naturalized, he is actually an illegal immigrant. Man these illegals are smart. They have one of their own in the White House!!!
Deather Theory:
Obama will kill your grandma. Or you if your grandma age range. The entire health care reform is nothing more than a plot to kill old people. Fact: the last two years of life are the most expensive of any other two years period. If we pull the plug on grandma, we save a lot of dough and we can therefore insure all the illigal immigrants. Whey insure the illegal immigrants? See Birther Theory.
Indoctrinaters
Obama will indoctrinate Children of America. He will sell teach Deather principles: "granny is mean bwitch, get rid of the w for extra credit. We can get rid of her tomorrow and buy a Wii for every child in America. Turn in your parents if they say anything mean about me. Terrorists fist jabbing is how we roll, eat right, stay fit like me, and do your damn homework or else I will send in the secret service."
This is scary. Birthers, deathers, and indoctrinaters, fight on!!!


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Next theory: The sellers. "There is a provision on the illegal immigration bill that sells every white american to an illegal immigrant for $1 and 58 cents."
Think that's ridiculous? Just wait.
The fact is, if Obama actually does something really crazy, nobody will pay attention because of birther stories, and deathers.
Instead of moving towards another controversial new immigration reform law, the legislators can author amendments to the Simpson/Mazzoli bill? First and foremost it requires no more Amnesties? Next! Follow the example of Australia's and now the United Kingdom's strong opposition to mass immigration. Overwhelmed by slack laws, Britain and Australia have addressed the massive problem, by allowing only the well educated, tradesman and professional people into each nation. Unlike ourselves the US politicians have catered to big business—IN CORPORATE WELFARE--and covertly removed any serious enforcement at the borders or ports of entry. Years of intentional apathy and self indulgence has allowed the tolerant invasion of destitute foreign workers and families, costing taxpayers trillions of dollars in welfare benefits. The Border States specifically have succumbed to millions of illegal occupiers who have drained government treasuries
A public option in health care can never be, while taxpayers are forever opening their wallets to supporting the poor of other lands? We cannot afford to subsidize foreign workers anymore? The bill has no restriction in the wording to authenticate a persons legal status. Personally, I want a single payer system to stop the profiteering by insurance companies, but I don't want to be taxed for underwriting illegal immigrants and their families? Even if they add an amendment declining illegal immigrants from the health care bill, they will still be included if the Democrats enact another path to citizenship? Then what about the others on the opposite side of our weak fence, they will hear the Amnesty bell chiming and rush for the border, or enter as tourists in an airport.
Allowing people into America as guest workers to work in agriculture became a parody. Given amnesty in 1986 they moved away from the fields and moved to higher paying jobs bring in their immediate family members. In 1986 the 3.5 million legalized people fraudulently materialized to be 5 million. Today under labor laws the guest workers who enter under special visas, are supposed to return to their country of origin? This of course never happens and therefore hundreds of thousands disappear into America and then farmers must import more to pick fruits and vegetables. Mandatory E-Verify, to control illegal immigration on a nationwide grand scale would drive foreign aliens from the workplace, when they are identified.
The career politician’s who cheat taxpayers by prostituting their services to big business, must not stay in Washingtonto defy public voices ever again. A POSSIBLE REWARD FOR REPORTING SUSPECTED EMPLOYERS OF ILLEGAL ALIENS, CALL THE IRS HOTLINE 1-800-829-0433 GOOGLE their website! The IRS does not take kindly to employers that seek to evade taxes by paying cash for day labor as this is especially common practice at construction sites. Call up the politicians you voted for at 202-224-3121 and tell them NO MORE AMNESTIES!. YES TO A PERMANENT E-VERIFY! BUILD THE ORIGINAL TWO-TIER FENCE! ENFORCE THE 1986 (IRCA) IMMIGRATION LAW THAT'S ON THE BOOKS. DON'T OVERPOPULATE AMERICA!
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This WOULD be funny if Obama wasn't rolling over for it...
http://www.examiner.com/x-19545-Anchorage-Liberal-Examiner~y2009m8d27-Birthers-want-to-see-Obamas-penis
and that people think such a detail would be conclusive... lots of people in the US are not circumcised as a matter of course.
even if they WERE if he WAS, then they would just say "oh well that means hes really muslim and born elsewhere! (I belive that Islam dictates circumcision like Judaism does)
who pays for that first indignity.
Just look at all the INSANE rhetoric and check out how Jim Adkisson gunned down worshipers at a "libral" church. His mind was poisoned by the books found at his house.
Bill O'Reilly, Michael Savage, Sean Hannity on shooter's reading list. He also had a 4-page letter outlines frustration, hatred of 'liberal movement'
Nobody seems to remember the Militia Movement. I saw these kooks, hundreds strong, training with their assault rifles.
They did NOT go away, their weapons are still loaded and ready.
We may be laughing at their insanity now but I assure you, we won't laugh when they have an AR 15 pointed to our heads.
Good job showing how dumb these, in particular put together, could not pass a laugh test for a 5-year old.