by Beth G.
Member since:
May 24, 2007

Groaner of a joke

September 03, 2009 10:01 AM UTC
views: 0 | comments: 42

I just got this joke in my email this morning. Feel free to groan as much as you'd like!

 

FLU UPDATE



What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?

For bird flu you need tweetment and for swine flu you need oinkment



Comments: 42

John S. (arizona) Sep 3, 2009, 10:06am UTC
Arrrrgh.... ;-)
Beth G. Sep 20, 2009, 12:48am UTC
lol I see this got the response it deserved hehe.
Teresa A. Sep 3, 2009, 10:20am UTC
That's cute! Thanks for the laugh.
Beth G. Sep 14, 2009, 10:53pm UTC
Thanks Teresa, I appreciate your saying so!
Kathy D. Sep 3, 2009, 10:37am UTC
This one made me giggle - thanks!
Beth G. Sep 14, 2009, 10:47pm UTC
You are welcome Kathy, I am glad you enjoyed this!
Kelly K ~God is Good All the Time ~ Sep 3, 2009, 10:39am UTC
lol =/
Beth G. Sep 10, 2009, 10:56pm UTC
Thanks Kelly, I am really glad you liked this one!
Marianne R. Sep 3, 2009, 10:59am UTC
Heh
Beth G. Sep 10, 2009, 10:50pm UTC
lol I thought this was cute, thanks for commenting on this Marianne!
Winona (the crazy rat lady) Sep 3, 2009, 11:23am UTC
Ooohhhh....that is a groaner, but it was cute. -grin-
Beth G. Sep 5, 2009, 9:56pm UTC
lol I thought we could all use a groaner! Thanks for commenting Winona, I appreciate it!
phil w. Sep 3, 2009, 11:40am UTC
OooHHHH!!! Good one !
Beth G. Sep 4, 2009, 9:58pm UTC
lol I love silly jokes like this one.
Leo Lemmer Sep 3, 2009, 12:34pm UTC
I'll remember this important, helpful advice!
Beth G. Sep 4, 2009, 9:56pm UTC
LOL Leo, but isn't it though?
Kat W. Sep 3, 2009, 2:01pm UTC
grins, it's kinda cute.
Beth G. Sep 4, 2009, 9:54pm UTC
lol thanks I thought it was a pretty cute one too.
Sarah (I want points) Sep 3, 2009, 2:19pm UTC
HA! Yep, it's a groaner.
Beth G. Sep 4, 2009, 9:42pm UTC
lol, I love a good groaner, as you can tell hehe.
Kimber L. Sep 3, 2009, 9:47pm UTC
GGGGGRRRRRROOOOOOOOOAAAAANNNN
OMG
That was cute though!
Beth G. Sep 4, 2009, 9:27pm UTC
lol I thought it was too Kimber! Thanks for groaning;-)
Nurse Nancy S. Sep 4, 2009, 3:16am UTC
If I bird takes a poop on your head will you get the bird flu? My friend at work was just telling me that a bird pooped on her head while she was visiting in NY...LOL
Ms Lee P. Sep 4, 2009, 8:33am UTC
A bird pooping on your head when in NY is a sign of Good Luck.
Beth G. Sep 4, 2009, 9:20pm UTC
lol Nancy, I sure hope not!
Ms Lee P. Sep 4, 2009, 8:34am UTC
Ooooo, how funny. I love your joke. Thanks for the laugh.
Beth G. Sep 4, 2009, 9:16pm UTC
lol thanks Lee, I'm glad you enjoyed this!
KnuttinButYarn Jennifer Ryan Sep 4, 2009, 9:57pm UTC
LOL that is cute.
Beth G. Sep 5, 2009, 9:49pm UTC
hehe i thought so too, thanks for commenting Jennifer, I appreciate it!
lynn a. Sep 4, 2009, 10:11pm UTC
Well, I did get a giggle from it.
Beth G. Sep 5, 2009, 9:42pm UTC
lol thanks Lynn, I am glad you got a laugh out of this!
Tracy Fabre Sep 5, 2009, 10:04pm UTC
Okay, I can fight fire with fire here.

Do you know why you shouldn't kiss Tweety Bird?
...Because you'll get chirpies.
It's a canarial disease.
But don't worry... it's tweetable.
Beth G. Sep 10, 2009, 10:17pm UTC
LOL Tracy, this was awesome!
Krystal Harwell Sep 5, 2009, 10:19pm UTC
LMAO! i needed a giggle! :) thanks
Beth G. Sep 10, 2009, 9:46pm UTC
lol I am glad you really enjoyed it Krystal!
Amber C. Sep 6, 2009, 1:05pm UTC
I am definitely mentally groaning.
Beth G. Sep 7, 2009, 10:55pm UTC
lol Amber, we all need a good groan now and then.
JoAnn C. Sep 9, 2009, 9:58pm UTC
I giggled too
Beth G. Sep 9, 2009, 11:23pm UTC
lol JoAnn, I am glad you got a giggle out of this!
Austin Cushing Sep 12, 2009, 3:55pm UTC
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