by Sarah A. (I KANZ B UH RITUR!!!!) , YEZ!!
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December 1, 2008

Camel Meal

August 07, 2009 10:04 AM EDT
views: 41 | rating: 10/10 (7 votes) | comments: 27

Camel Meal

Some wag planted vines at the zoo,
(In the dark, so nobody knew).
The camels were ecstatic,
Their munching emphatic,
Since zoo cud now tastes like kudzu!

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Comments: 27

David W. Aug 7, 2009, 10:07am EDT
I guess you have to come form the deep south to really apprecaite this, but it works for me and I am a Yankee at heart.
Con Chapman Aug 7, 2009, 10:15am EDT
*groan*
Sarah A. (I KANZ B UH RITUR!!!!) , YEZ!! Aug 7, 2009, 10:17am EDT
Think how I felt writing it!
Tracy Fabre Aug 7, 2009, 12:16pm EDT
I hope you're ashamed... but bravo for the nerve it took to post it.
Sarah A. (I KANZ B UH RITUR!!!!) , YEZ!! Aug 7, 2009, 12:19pm EDT
I am, in fact, deeply and sincerely ashamed, not only for myself, but for the disgrace and humiliation I have brought to my family.
Peter Joseph Swanson Aug 7, 2009, 10:29am EDT
ha ha ha
I love that you're here writing more, instead of smoking!

Actually, you are smoking.
Tracy Fabre Aug 7, 2009, 12:16pm EDT
You mean... smokin'!
Yeah. That's what I meant. I just don't type my speak so good.
Vicky Duggins Aug 7, 2009, 10:50am EDT
ahahahaha you have kudzu themes slithering all over the place lately. When we first moved to Georgia next to a real swamp, our landlord told us with a smile, "Don't leave yer winders open overnight or some of that kudzu'll come in in the night and get ya, that's how fast it grows." We thought he was joking!
I have a video of a morning glory vine doing that to Kevin's wine glass in the Chub Tub.
Duckie 1 Aug 7, 2009, 10:58am EDT

Whee! Loved it!

This is Word Extrapolation extraordinaire! :-)
lynn a. Aug 7, 2009, 11:06am EDT
Well I know all about kudzu. Cute poem. Too bad we can't have camels loose to eat it all. Boy that stuff is wicked.
JOHN BECK Aug 7, 2009, 11:31am EDT
Well, if the camels like it....
JOHN BECK Aug 7, 2009, 11:31am EDT
Cute limerick, Sarah.
I think your kudzu is eating the zoo.
Dame Ruth, Chief Executive Elitist D. Aug 7, 2009, 11:49am EDT
Run! Sarah has kudzu on the brain and it's spreading!
ann c. Aug 7, 2009, 12:05pm EDT
Love it!!! Surely someone could come up with a car powered by kudzu!!!
Tracy Fabre Aug 7, 2009, 12:16pm EDT
Better have excellent brakes... not sure anything could stop a kudzu-powered car.
Sarah A. (I KANZ B UH RITUR!!!!) , YEZ!! Aug 7, 2009, 12:20pm EDT
I still say we should be making ethanol from kudzu. Why waste all that corn?
Duckie 1 Aug 7, 2009, 12:23pm EDT

Yup... a Cadilack car... a car lubricated with kudzoil
Duckie 1 Aug 7, 2009, 12:25pm EDT

Sorry. My brain is water-logged... too much rain around here.
Sarah A. (I KANZ B UH RITUR!!!!) , YEZ!! Aug 7, 2009, 12:56pm EDT
Thank god you're a duck!
Duckie 1 Aug 7, 2009, 1:06pm EDT

What's that got to do with anything???

This Duck still can't swim. Why do you think my other name is LeadButt?
LeadButt the Duck? I like it. I see a Saturday Morning cartoon, a line of action figures, a talking book....

Have your people call my people.
Barb (Gather Site Ferret) Carlson Aug 7, 2009, 1:09pm EDT
Hee hee, very cute! I loved the alliteration.
Lance L. Aug 8, 2009, 3:06pm EDT
Are you having Joe the Camel hallucinations, during your withdrawl?

Mmmm Camel Meal muffins and Chili Arte Carney.

A winter FAY-VO-RITE.

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