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To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.

Date: 05-27-09, 1:43 A M EST. I was the guy wearing the black

Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you

pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend threatening our lives. You also

asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings.



I can only hope that you somehow come across this

rather important message.

First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment when I drew my

pistol after you took my jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I

was wearing the jacket for a reason. My girlfriend had just bought me that

Kimber Model 1911 .45 A CP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up

a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree

that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ...

Wasn't it? I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd

come from bare footed since  I made

you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That

prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug

us again].

After I called your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed

in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I

went and filled up my gas tank as well as four other people's in the gas

station on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took

150 gallons and was extremely grateful! I gave your shoes to

a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's , along with all the cash

in your wallet. [That made his day!] I then threw your wallet into the

big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ... After I

broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side

of the car.


Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell

phone.  Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only

used the phone for a little over a day now, so what's going on with

that? Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the

DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my

possible target. The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice

long chat (I  guess while he traced your number etc.). In a way, perhaps

I should apologize for not killing you ... But I feel this type of

retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened

crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather

immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the

opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider the career path

you've chosen to pursue in life.

Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.. Have a

good day!

Thoughtfully yours,



Alex



P.S. Remember this motto...An armed society makes for a more civil society!