A man buys a scratch ticket at a store, takes it home and later scratches it and finds it a $1000 winner. I would call that a good day.
He decides to go back to same store and buy 4 more $5 scratch tickets, takes them home and on the last one he finds a Mil$ winner.
I am lucky to win $2 if I buy 5 tickets.


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I'm claiming to be his cousin.
What?
I need some money.
Lol!