Fellow Gatherites, Let’s All Gather Together Today And Pay Homage To Gather!

Isn’t it amazing what our brains can gather from just our day-to-day existence?

If that doesn’t gather up certain thoughts for y’all, then maybe this will clear things up as to the purpose of today’s article here on Gather.com. I’ve been here on Gather for almost a year now, I’ve really enjoyed it, so now as a blatant thank you/suck up to Gather I’m going to honor them by using the word “gather” in this article just as many times as possible. That way, the search engines will be all over it, which will cause even more people to gather and read it, which will pay even more homage to and promote Gather.com!

Actually, this all makes sense, if you let your minds gather around the concept. If y’all keep hearing the word “gather” over and over and over (gather, gather, gather), it will cause your mind to coalesce around the word “gather”, which means people will think more about Gather.com and then will want to gather here so that they can experience “Gather-ing” with all the rest of us! And, after that they may even join Gather.com, which means they’ll know first-hand what “Gather-ing” on Gather.com is all about! And the bigger gathering of people Gather has, the better they’ll do, which means Tom will be making the appropriate return on his investment, which will make both himself and all the other invested Gatherites happier than hell to be involved with Gather. Makes your mind want to gather up all the possibilities and smile broadly, doesn’t it?

Wanna know how devoted I personally am to Gather? Well, get this – the following is an actual transcription of a recent dream where I actually murmured aloud during my sleep, and it was, by chance recorded! I swear to God in a gathering type way on my stack of Perry Como CDs that the following actual transcription is troo and akurate:

“Zzzzzzzz…….need to write new Gather article……..zzzzzz…..it’s great being on Gather……..zzzzzzz……..Gather, Gather, Gather, and more Gather……zzzzzz……Gather on my wayward soooonnnnnnn, there’ll be peace when you are gone…..zzzzzzzz…..yes, ping me baby, no one has to know…….zzzzzzz…….yes, yes, Selene is the Gather queen…….zzzzzz……Gather blather? I’d always rather……”

Isn’t that incredible? Makes you want to gather your family around and let them read of my incredible devotion to Gather, now doesn’t it? I thought so, in fact, this whole damn thing is so touching that I need to take a break and go gather up some Kleenex to wipe away the tears that have been gathering about my eyeballs during this moment of intense Gather.com emotion.

So there y’all have it, my Gather.com missive, a true Gather tribute – let’s now leave our gathering here today in a positive frame of mind and go out and gather new disciples for our cause! Gather.com baby – you’ve gathered up all my heartstrings for sure!