by Peter Joseph Swanson
Member since:
April 13, 2007

I'm available for product endorsements, sure why not. Bring it on.

July 16, 2009 07:10 PM EDT
views: 53 | rating: 10/10 (9 votes) | comments: 34

I'm available for product endorsements, big money lobbying (as long as it doesn't push big oil and coal pollution), and things.

 

Fabulous people are usually expected to plug products.  As a fabulous novelist it's all a matter of time I'm going to promote some cracker, fine tea, television, or maybe even car things.  I would like to endorse tofu hot dogs, but I don't know if they'll ask.

 

(what product would you endorse)

 

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Comments: 34

Peter Joseph Swanson Jul 16, 2009, 7:12pm EDT
You buy that tire because I'm holding it ???
Heather C. Jul 16, 2009, 7:24pm EDT
No, but I would probably read more books on George Washington... :)
Lesli B. Jul 16, 2009, 7:29pm EDT
I'd buy any product you were chosen to endorse, Peter, because you are SO wonderful!!!!
Trish A. Jul 16, 2009, 7:30pm EDT
I would have to promote something that I really believed in like the playwriting program Final Draft. Actually I should be gettting kickbacks for all the people who have bought it after I told them about it!
Peter Joseph Swanson Jul 17, 2009, 9:37am EDT
How about getting paid a ridiculous amount of money for eating a bowl of breakfast cereal on camera ???

(and going "yum" a whole lot of times)

And then everybody says, "OH MY that famous writer likes Count Chocula !!!"
Angela A. Jul 16, 2009, 7:33pm EDT
Well, since I love lemonade, I'd endorse it every day!
And of course, pizza..
Cheesy popcorn..
Oh, just about anything tasty!
If they'd give me a free car, I'd endorse just about any vehicle out there.
I'm not too picky!
donna h. Jul 16, 2009, 7:34pm EDT
If anyone could do it...you can!!!
Lance L. Jul 16, 2009, 7:51pm EDT
I would think Photoshop would be a natural.
Peter Joseph Swanson Jul 17, 2009, 9:38am EDT
Yes, I would advertise the "Photoshop Facelift" ha ha
Pink hair dye. Because Blue fades out too quickly.
Marianne R. Jul 16, 2009, 8:43pm EDT
LOL
Dorothy H. Jul 16, 2009, 8:54pm EDT
I'd have to think about that for awhile, as I've given no thought to endorsing something, much less anything, but you'd be great at it, Peter. I'd love to see that!
Tracy Fabre Jul 16, 2009, 9:46pm EDT
I think you'd have to endorse cheese popcorn or peanuts, Peter.

I'd endorse cheese popcorn, Coke Zero... Mazdas... air conditioning in general... a glass of iced tea on a hot summer's day... wait. I may not be answering this correctly.
Rosa See Ya Jul 16, 2009, 11:37pm EDT
George Washington with a tire, hmmmm. I might buy cherries if I ssaw Washington holding em. Maybe if you try Lincoln?
Janet "Jax" B. Jul 16, 2009, 11:40pm EDT
I"d be happy to endorse Cherry Coke...
Priscilla (wishing I was in Costa Rica) ~. Jul 17, 2009, 12:11am EDT
I want to endorse some products!Maybe coffee...I could do awesome with coffee!
Ellen B. Jul 17, 2009, 12:11am EDT
It have to be something I've actually used, and really like. I would definately try something you endorsed though :-)
Angela <:3---}~~~~ M. Jul 17, 2009, 9:55am EDT
that reminds me I need to get new tires!!
Ada D. Jul 17, 2009, 10:35am EDT
I dunno what I would endorse, but The American Conservative Union will happily endorse anthing for $2 million
Kay M. Jul 17, 2009, 12:18pm EDT
I'll buy that tire!

I will endorse anything chocolate
Ballgags
La Lady Lisa Westerfield Jul 17, 2009, 3:14pm EDT
Q-tips. I like Q-tips a lot.
La Lady Lisa Westerfield Jul 17, 2009, 3:14pm EDT
I have very ichy ears.
sharon SugarMomma is a wise woman, Jul 17, 2009, 4:00pm EDT
Scott toilet paper for how it's helped me the last three weeks. And Pepto Bismol has a yummy taste but isn't doing much good.
Joyce ("Site Cheshire Kitteh") L. Jul 17, 2009, 8:43pm EDT
Awww, poor dear, feel better soon!
Joyce ("Site Cheshire Kitteh") L. Jul 17, 2009, 8:43pm EDT
Woot dogs.
Chuck L. Jul 17, 2009, 9:09pm EDT
It's easier to say what I would NOT endorse:
Alcohol (I drink sparingly)
Tobacco (I quit 2 1/2 years ago... after 50 years
Junk food (I eat too much of it, and America eats WAY too much of it)
Hummers (NOBODY needs a Hummer)
And so forth
William Dotani Jul 18, 2009, 1:10am EDT
I ain't no thinking of being fanulous, but whatever it is you get your mug put on, I'll buy it. I just hope it's not condoms or those blood sucking flying sponges whatever that women wear.
Ed Da Head Toker Jul 18, 2009, 4:34am EDT
Peter could endorse products of the "adult" area.Especially if one is made from his own "private private's" and could call it; Peter's humongous Peter."


Since I am general Spacey, once it s legal again, I will endorse marijuana.
Curt L. Jul 18, 2009, 3:27pm EDT
How about Woot Beer?

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