Michelle To Bring Glamour to Moscow

MOSCOW- Fashion icon and first lady of the world Michelle Obama will be giving some of her super awesome glamour to the citizens of Moscow this weekend. The occasion to give so much to those who have so little was first contemplated by the first couple when they saw an expose on The View detailing some of the misery and suffering that has been taking place in the former Soviet Union.

In anticipation of this historic event the Vitamin Press sent a foreign correspondent to the Russian capital and spoke to the first guy we met at the airport. ”We in Russia are so happy to be having some glamour in this country given to us by Czarina Michelle. It has been so very bad in this country for glamour. First they kill poor Anastasia and say no more glamour ever. The people rebel as they could and hide fashion glamour in their shoe or maybe in their butthole, but glamour cannot survive very long in those places. Then Soviet Union give up and we think we be getting glamour but Boris Yeltsin mistake glamour for a bottle of vodka and drink most of it up. What is left over no one nobody can afford. Now change has come and Michelle give us some of the glamour back, sure we would maybe rather have a potato or full belly but you know some fashion is good too!”

Kip Hooker

TheVitaminPress.com