LOL LADIES ONLY THREAD...men take a hike..fish...do something just not here

ARE YOU SERIOUS?????????????? VIEWED 50X AND A RATING OF 2???!!! WTF AT LEAST SAY THANKS FOR THE CRAPPY ARTICLE.

I rated you a 10 hun.  My answer is on the bottom, I think you will get a laugh! LOL

I know I aint supossed to be here but I was just looking hoping to gain insite on the female of the species but, looks like none willing to fess up.

Just for the record I think it is a really cool idea myself!

ROFL! I'm sure some will fess up soon. I will!

Out, Rodney, OUT!

Rodney!  This is my biggest pet peeve with my husband.  He talks about how nosy women are...but the truth is YOU GUYS are much nosier than we are.  We are too busy gossipping with each other and telling each other everything to be nosy! 

OUT, Rodney OUT!  LOL

I sometimes will coccon myself like a burrito in the blankets; cook with tomatoes for a straight week (he's allergic)

When I was with my ex, I took the fuse out for the outlets in the tv room when I went away for the weekend. (since the nfl draft was on and he wouldn't go with me to HIS mother's!)

I've always been bratty and very vengeful.

I don't do mean things to my hubby because he don't do mean things to me.  We are both open and honest with each other so we don't do things behind each others backs.

Now...My ex...that is a different story altogether!  LOL  I used to sit up while he was asleep.  I would plot ways to kill him.  I wanted to kill him and stop the abuse but I didn't want to spend the rest of my life in prison.  God took care of it for me.

My husband is usually so great that I don't get mad often. But when I do, its usually because no one helps cleanup around here!  So, when I get mad, I start cleaning in a "frenzy" and he knows I'm ticked. Then if I'm REALLY mad, I start doing HIS jobs (take out trash, etc) and then he feels bad!

By the way - these low raters just irk me! lol

I will answer.  I have nothing to hide, LOL  With my ex, I swear i made him think he was crazy or something.  He was so aweful to me for 10 years, I felt like he had it coming.  I had him changing lightbulbs in his bathroom like 1 or 2 times a week.  I would turn off the bathroom fuzes in the fuze box!  Then I would hide his coke in the dryer, have him buy more, then put the original back and ask him why he could not find his coke on the topshelf in the frig! lol  I did other very mean things also. hahaha

With my current hubby, I do not do anything mean to him.  He has been nothing but a romeo to me.  Super romantic, loving, generous, and treats my son like his own.  I may get mad at him, but I can not treat my current hubby bad.

I lol-ed so loud i think the neighbors heard me hah

Me too, Nina! 

This one time at band camp...err oh different story. Okay a story about my ex. I went out with the girls one night and saw my ex ( we were together then ) slow dancing with another woman. When the song ended he left the dance floor in went into the men's room. I followed him into the mens room and called him out on it.

hmmm, I'm trying to think......with my X I would do things like hide his stuff, it was fun.  Probably not nice but fun, I really like the thing about taking the fuse, unfortunately it wouldn't have worked for us as we had switches instead...I would take his tools, or not wash any of his clothes so he only had dirty socks, underwear, everything...he he he.

With an ex - from about 15 years ago, I found the phone number of the girl he was seeing on the side and called her house and asked for him... he was THERE.

Once she must have gotten my number from him and started to say, "The next time he calls..." I stopped her and said, "He LIVES with me, I don't have to wait for phone calls!" She broke up with him!

The meanest thing I ever did was trick and ex  into thinking I knew what he was up to and I really didn't know and then he confessed by saying how did  you know...I"m not vengeful so that's as mean as it gets.

When angry I don't speak. Really angry. It can go on for days, and yes, it drives him insane and he gets even madder. He's gotta really twist my tail to get the silent treatment. Oh and I'ver perfected the dagger looks. Yep! pisses him off too.

That is Passive Agression Big Time

all I have to do is not talk to him and he knows :)

I used to use the silent treatment too.

LOL and people wonder why I don't have a wife!!! (Just kidding.)

My husband hates when I get that "we gotta talk" look. And he always knows....

my hubby never getmad at me  I so perfoect  he he,,,

he does hate city drivers,,,  oh man that is the worse,  esp now we dont live in the city no more,, he said they are dumber  *S&&D)  I  can not repeat them words outloud

I can't think of anything right now, but I rated you a 10.  I listen to Drex, too.

I haven't but I thought about it with my first husband...LOL

My ex controlled me in many ways. I would act out by buying way too much stuff. Oh it was fun. I would sure hear about it when the visa bill came tho!

Can't think of anything, sorry.

 My ex had sensitive toes. When iIgot mad at him, I would wash his socks and dry on the line, by crimping the toe part to line with clothes pin. Very uncomfortable, he claimed...

i put his favorite  websites on the restricted list in the computer, so he cant access it until i erase them from there.

Ha ha! That's a good one!

Well I didn't go to the site , but this all reads like " how mean I was to my ex" . I have been married to for 30 years . Life is tough enough , so we try not to ever be conciously mean on purpose .That is not saying we are not mean sometimes, we are human after all .

I punish my husband by staying married to him. he he

lol thats an original!

I'm sneaky and really gave you 20 stars, but only 10 showed up.

My ex talked in his sleep one night and said the name Heather.  I had a daughter named Heather, but I also had suspicions that he was messing around.  So, a couple of days later I asked him who Heather was.  He looked shocked and had this pale, soapy effect wash over his face.  I knew he was guilty.  He stammered around and said, "w..w...well, Heather....your daughter's name is Heather.  I just silently stood there staring at him in disbelief.  I could tell he was trying to search his feeble brain for a good explanation - but I had caught him off guard and he didn't know he talked in his sleep.  Finally, he said he knew a girl named Heather and had gone to her house to see her.  Later, I found out more to the story and after he apologized profusely and groveled for a while, I gave him another chance to make it up to me.  It didn't last long.  I finally had to kick him out and change the locks and a restraining order.  Some people are just losers.

My ex made me walk on pens and needles.  My husband now is all that.

Go to bed when he does and read for hours with the light on.  The light bothers him but since it is my room too he suffers in silence.

My ex was a childish sob, and he would get mad at someone else and come home and try and take it out on me, and I wasn't having none of that. I was a vengeful one back then, so I did what he always hated, I told my 7 brothers that he hit me, and the last time I saw him, was on the county jail website where he now lives.........

The worst thing I do to my husband is when he says mean things to me, I remember and use his own words against him later. That always pisses him off and he can't say anything about it. I wouldn't stay with someone I wanted to all the above mean things to! Why on earth would you want to? LOL!

My ex had a very weak stomach.  If I was really mad I would say something like " that looks like baby poo".  Or I would wipe one of the kids noses and say " you don't want to get snot in your food."  He would get up and leave the table. 

ickie but HILARIOUS

the "nice" mean thing i do is cook spaghetti.....he doesn't like it...... i will give him my meanest look and say....... it is spaghetti for you tonight....... just can't tell you the "not nice" things i do......

awww cmon that's what i wanted from this...dirt lol.   email it to me lmao :P

I'm not very vengeful... the worst thing I've ever done when my fiance has pissed me off, is throw something at him

Wow, I know I have done some stuff, but at the moment I am drawing a blank..if I remember, I will be back....

I don't have any enchanting stories of my own, but years ago, back when eveyone was protesting the treatment of Mexican farmworkers in the US, there was a boycott of lettuce. A friend of mine got mad at her husband, who happened to be of Mexican descent. She filled his trunk with lettuce, and of course, by the time he discovered it, it was no longer in nice condition either.

Of course, by the date of this story, I am sure you realize it was sometime in the late 60s, early 70s.

 I BET THAT WAS RAAAAAAAAANK LOL

I call a "friend" of mine while hubby's at work sometimes. When my suspicions that hubby is "seeking company elsewhere" I call and just chat. Nothing's ever come of it but have often wanted it too.. sometimes I think I'd be happier elsewhere.. but in the end.. I can't see my life without hubby.

One thing we used to do to my dad when we were growing up was to hide his black and white polka dotted shirt. It was awful, and we didn't want him wearing it to embarrass us, so if a holiday or school event were coming up, the shirt would magically disappear from his closet for the day.

Okay I don't get it or know what it is your talking about I clicked the place you said and only heard a song rap song at that called Best I ever had  not my kind of music blah!.    As far as doing something when hubby is not around.  No more  than when he is around, why would I?   I don't take out vengeance that is not my place to do.

It's really simple.  Sometimes my other half forgets the meaning of equality.  He will TELL me to do something.  That's the fastest way on earth to ensure that it will not get done--or that it will only get done on MY terms.

You too huh!

When my husband gets like that I just tell him "I'm not in the Army and I don't take orders."

Oh my.  I think you are married to a very strange person.  Everyone breathes different when they sleep.  What did he do when he was growing up?  Sleep with a pillow over his head?  Good for you, you know how to give as good as you get.  You go girl.

What do you mean no comments. He has a problem. lol Can you please sleep quieter, lol.

This conversation has practically stolen my sleep for days. Good humming anyway!

NO COMMENT .... PLEADING THE 5TH!!!!!

I'll drink a fifth LOL  just joking

me 2 lets go lol

I usually go to bed way ahead of  him so when he comes to bed he knows he should not wake me up. ha! ha! ha!.

Okay I confess, I  broke the rules too. But you sure went from no comments  to  plenty in a short  amount of time. Maybe I'm gonna have to get huffy on my site  too!!!  And I promise---I  won't tell any of my guy  friends any of  this./// Okay, okay,  I'm leaving  . I'll go over to Rodney's  house.///  Or  just  go  to  bed.Lonnie Ray Fowler  ( but I'm gonna give you a 10 before I  leave.)

I think the only thing I really do when I get mad at my husband is click my tongue ring against my teeth. Since it is metal, it makes a really annoying clicking sound that drives him up a wall. But it's also the way he knows when he is pushing his luck with me. Other than that, we treat each other really fairly most of the time. I think the give and take of a relationship is what keeps it in balance. Sometimes I get my way and sometimes he gets his way. But we never really seem to get to each other too badly. Peace

My man is not the kind you do annoying things to when you're upset with him. He's sensitive, and he'll pout, big-time.

hi..I'm leaving a comment out of courtesy but I wish I had a man to do anything to....haven't had a man in years..I was hit with a disabling disease 5 years ago and romance isn't in my world.sorry...

i just never would talk to him and he got me mad a lot haven't been with him since 95 and my life has been much better

NO,Comments ???? There are 53 or 54 listed here.....lol" lol" I don't Think there is Room for Me !!  SORRY  I Really Have to PLEAD the 5th on this Post, Cause of what I've Done to My Hubbie,When We where Young and I Would be in JAIL..........

wait wait wait lol...in my defense this article was up for quite a few days before it got any action....and then it got tonz.

Looks like you got comments to me. :)

I flippantly mention about my ex that just got back into contact with me, or some guy that hit on me...it gets him every time.

I have a dog.  Much easier to deal with.

and I have plants~which are even easier =D

Nina - You are smarter than a lug nut. You exclude guys knowing their curiosity would get them, then you bait the hook with a plea for comments. I clicked on this to see what the devil women would do in secrecy so I can check with my bride about what she does. Now I'm a little disappointed not to find all sorts of lurid stuff that I could pass on down at the pool hall.

C'mon gals let's hear some creative antics.

Rest easy

Okay, if you promise not to tell a soul. =)

My ex husband was such a sloppy, rude abusive pig. I found out that he had not only cheated on me again, but had been SELLING and taking my prescription medication. I filed for divorce and scrubbed the toilet with his toothbrush! =) I know, very gross, but since you aren't gonna tell anyone, it's ok! ;)

Now that's more like it!! I wont tell a soul or a sole. Did you put the toothbrush back in the holder for him, like a nice lady?

Rest easy

I buy a loaf of my favorite garlic/rosemary/sourdough bread.  It is really stinky.  I love it and he hates it so I eat the whole loaf!  If I really want to piss him off I just say "yeah, that's what all the men tell me."

Well I usually don't do anything to hateful. (Usually) But he HATES peas. I mean gag and puke HATES them. So when he pisses me off I make whatever cassarole I can sling TONS of peas in.

If I'm really, really mad...I dont say anything to him...but use his razor to shave EVERYWHERE then put it back and make sure it's dried off. Then at some course of the evening when he's done bitching about all the nicks and how razors aren't as sharp as they used to be. I leave when he's not looking. Go to a GF'S house for a few hours and let him wonder.

;)

I suggest that you shave the dog's patoot with his razor. If you don't have a dog borrow the neighbor's.

Rest easy

When I was with my ex husband and he ticked me off for the last time cheating on me. He had a big surprise waitng for him when he came home. Everything of his out on the lawn.

Would that include his tallywacker?

Rest easy

I wish I had someone to be angry with.

I read this once: I wish I had someone even if he chewed with his mouth open, worked as a chicken plucker, and made me write hot checks.

I have to be honest ladies, I am one joyfully single gal and after reading this, I'm even more joyful.

Thanks. This article makes me happy to be single.

thanks

This is silly

I delete his shows from the dvr. But I have to be really really mad.

oh gotta love the dvr

pretty busy post here dont have anything to add since I'm single

aw nothing from past relationships???

OK..here goes.  How about those men who feel like their days off (even if it's a week of vacation) are open invitations to sit on the couch and do absolutely nothing...including shaving!  HUbby has now been unemployed for 3 days and has a 4 day growth of beard.  When I asked if he was going to shave anytime soon, he shrugged and said "I'm on vacation".  He's not on vacation... They phased out his job!

when i was going through my divorce, my soon to be ex was stupid enough to apply for a new credit card & used the address to where i was living.  i used the card to order 3 subscriptions to cat magazines which were sent to the address where he was living.  (he hated cats.)  then i ordered 12 tickets to a baseball game & took 3 friends with me.  we scalped the extra tickets & used the money for hot dogs & beer.  :)

I would find my X's bottles and pour them out and fill them with weak tea and horse piss!

Did he recognize the difference? How do you get a horse to piss into that little hole?

Next time, bring the bottle over here, we'll toast to better days and gentle horses.

Rest easy

Of course he realised I had changed the liquid out! Southern Comfort (his tipple) is stickier anyway1 lOL

I had a stallion, one day, while tending to him and talking on the phone with G I get fed up with the way he sounded all drunk and sloppy so as Sun (horse) peed I placed a bucket under him! just that once!!

rofl, so funny, i just don't talk to him that pisses him off even more, cause he really doesn't have a clue what he did. now my ex on the other hand, i replaced his cigarettes with candy ones which to anyone else would be funny, he actually got pissed off and left the state for a week with a gay friend

Ok Ok --- I'm a guy and I responded to a women only thread. So sue me.

Rest easy

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If I get mad at my husband, I just tell him I am angry and why.  I don't try to do anything mean to him.

i love to get revenge like when he comes home, i ask him, what r u cooking for dinner? hes like your not cooking? no i already had dinner. lol

I have to say I don't do anything like this, but this was sure entertaining. If I do get po'd now I have some ideas on how to get back,,,lol.

I pretend I'm not hungry for dinner and don't intend to make it.  Then, when he gets hungry enough, he'll have to go in the kitchen and start doing it himself.  Once he's in there, he'll make enough food for both of us.

Ladies is this all about men?  LOL! Great! I have a man I have dated for 8 months. He is great! He is a single dad that has a little girl at 9 years old. I have to admit his daughter is number one in his life & he likes to be they for me to. He has to cook to take care of his daughter. He says'' I have to feed my daughter, so I will make her something. I find myself going out to eat. But on sundays after church he barbeques & invites people over. He has been divorced for two years. The wierd thing is I would like to take it further, I do not think he is ready, but he is always hinting around about marrage, like "would I ever change my name IF we were to be married", or "put on a white dress for church today & I will put on black like they do at weddings", and he bought silver last weekend & said he had not had it sence he was married...mmm. what is up with this man ladies? Is he going to pop the big question?

IT SEEMS LIKE HE IS TYRING TO GET YOU INTO THE IDEA OF IT....DON'T BE SUPRISED IF HE DOES POP THE Q

EVERYBODY I GOT THIS TOPIC ON DREX IN THE MORNING RADIO SHOW THIS MORNING!!!!!

I did it again.....i have school and other things to do on the computer and mr man thinks it belongs to him on the weekend.....so i went to bed at 7pm and got up at 1am.....he's still sleeping on the couch as i write this tossing and turning due to the light of the computer.....as well i set the virus scan to go off at 2pm while i'll be at a friend's party and he'll be on the computer...

hi Nina and thanks for sharing