I do have your attention with the title, right ?
“Staring at women’s breasts is good for men’s health and makes them live longer, a new survey reveals. Researchers have discovered that a 10-minute ogle at women’s breasts is as healthy as half-an-hour in the gym.”
This morsel of breaking medical news caught my eye on a major communication channel some time ago.
Now, don’t take me wrong I really don’t care what men stare, I say whatever floats your boat, however, it’s possible this theory could have a unique impact on the dynamic, fragile at times, between the two sexes.
Just imagine for example how many conversations, otherwise headed for the pits of connubial agony, will see the blinding light of justice, backed by no other but the ‘The New England Journal of Medicine”. Finally, a naughty, wandering eye traveling across the bar and lingering on the Amazon blond waitress at Hooters will not get you in the dog house or sleeping on the sofa for the weekend.
Seriously now, we, as humans, men and women are equally visually stimulated or inspired by splendor. How many artists enchanted our hungry souls with visual masterpieces of human perfection? Yes, looking in a trance at Venus De Milo has positive, soothing effects for any man’s general well being, same as Michelangelo’s David could raise the standard of male perfection from a woman’s point of view. But from here to Billy-Bob staring at a stranger’s breast in the hopes of better blood pressure, better digestion or healthier colon is absurd.
Remember the Seinfeld episode, where we learn that: “staring at a woman’s cleavage is like looking at the sun, you can’t look directly, or you’ll go blind”? If researchers were aware, of this true and documented fact, they could have avoided wasting taxpayer’s dollars and I am sure many headaches from dealing with such a daunting study.
I wish money and efforts in research could be managed by actual scientists and not by the professor from Gilligan’s Island . Maybe real scientists with their brains intact and focused will devote some time on curing diseases that make our lives tough and hopeless at times leaving the business of human form appreciation to the eye of the beholder.
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Comments: 22
Ah ! How utterly or should I say UDDERLY fascinating...I think that a good healthy sex drive keeps everybody happy and the Doctors Away for everybody!!!
How very and UDDERLY INTERESTING..........
A healthy sex drive and a lot of sex is actually HEALTHY for the body. Sex hormones burn cholesterol and sex keeps the heart active and the muscles pumping, keeps the brain waves in good sync and the mood regulated toward the side of happiness.
We are ALL ANIMALS. We forget that.
udderly
I prefer bicycling.
Kathryn keeps us ABREST of things!
I doubt this study. If this were true than why is it that woman tend to live longer then men.
Could it be because they can stare at their own breasts as much as they want? :)
I have to agree with you here. This is mumbo-jumbo and aggravates an already sensitive issue.
Well, mebbe this explains all the times I've been reminded where to look for some woman's eyes.
It's something I practice daily. Good health is important and this is cheap but enjoyable preventive medicine.
I don't know about the healthy issue, but looking at a good pair of breasts, is like looking at fine art. Lovely!
I guess they don't call them "boobs" for nothing. One glance at a pair of nice breasts and men turn into drooling boobs.
I try to keep abreast of the technology in this area. As a result, I accumulated some expertise and converted some real life gazing into sculptures. I have posted some on my profile page for your comments. I have always believed in the psychological health keeping aspects of breast appreciation and now I'm glad to learn of the physical benefits. I'm definitiely going to step up my exercise program.
Rest easy
I had to laugh at the comments.
thanks for the mammaries!
Lol this is the most ridiculous study I've ever heard of.
My wife just informed me that "No.. it wouldn't keep the Dr away. Matter of fact, the ER may be a more sudden visit.". So.. there we have it. Case closed. I die soon, due to poor health.
sigh
Thanks, Atlantis, it's a fabulous information that you have given! I can now cut down on my gym times and also keep healthy! But tell me, is there any insurance cover for your suggested activity, in case there is an emergency??
This is interesting. I had to smile.
I actually heard about this study and found it funny. It must have been done by men!
Te he!
thanks!