Your friends send you text messages with horrible signs attached!
My friend is on vacation in Gatlinburg, TN and saw this sign on a pizza shop called "A Slice of Heaven". She knew it would make my head blow off, so she sent it to me.
Since my head is now toast, I figured I would share this with you.
Also, yesterday I was reading a local community newspaper. One of the headlines read:
Crime rate "pretty well" in South Side
Hubby thought I'd bitten my tongue (we were eating at Burger King) by the strangled cry I let loose! Looks like the literacy rate of this little paper is "pretty well", too. Pretty well nonexistant! ARG! I read the article, and the person who was actually quoted used it properly. It was the people who made the headline for the newspaper who butchered it.
Every single day, I also have to try to ignore the huge vinyl sign over our community's main drag that reads:
Mt. Oliver Community Day's
June 26-28, Transverse Park
Sigh. It is put up every year. I think it's been at least 5 years since they started using it. Depresses the living heck out of me. They change the date every year. Don't they see that apostrophe? Don't they CARE? Aaarrrrrg!