I found an old welder's kit, had some old brass and decided to make a lamp. Before you say a lamp isn't an invention, hear me out. Well, I was polishing and rubbing on this thing with gusto and all of a sudden there was a poof of smoke. (No, I do not own a bong).
One jigger of brandy is all I had. Honest mate.
I always had been fond of Halter tops and there is front of me a vision of Barbara Eden. She called me Master, I think, but sounded like Robin Williams. (This one of a kind invention of mine is on sale and a bargain.) (1).
*Second ending:
Would you like to listen to my John Ashcroft album?
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I love it, I know I'd like a magic lamp and I could use some green like all of us right now, great take on the prompt William, take care, and goodnight. love, Elsie
Thank you. You need a good green cup of The Evil Addiction.
Are you sure that you don't own a bong, Bill?
I have some ZZTopp, but no bong. Frankly, I would not know ho to use one, but certainly would not object to allmy neighbors owning and actively using one.
Ha, ha, William. You must of walked down my street at one time. The second hand buzz one gets from neighbors keeps the stores happy with all the junk food sales. I will take the Album and that Jigger of brandy, thank you.
What was the prompt?
Invention.
Does this come with a
Mikhail Baryshnikovoption?
Would you be up to dancing with him?
Jeannie meets Alladin....what a combo!! I guess its better than looking like Robin WIlliams and sounding like Barbara Eden. I've seen his belly button and its not a pretty sight...lol
Be careful what you wish for, William. You could be like Luigi, quite flaccid where it counts and then what would you do with Barbara Eden?
I did laugh. And for a minute you brought back Barbara Eden's voice instead of Robin William's. It's funny, but I do believe Jeannie was my first role model for a sex symbol. I must've been between six and eight when I watched that show on our RCA black and white TV set.
People laughing at me is music to my ears.
Btw: You need a cold shower.
Very funny William. I'll take a jigger of the brandy too.
LOL! You never disappoint, Bill ... similar thing happened to me once ... the poof of smoke revealed a genie who looked a lot like Larry Hagman wearing his Dallas cowboy hat. Turned out the poof was a actually puff of smoke from his cigarette ...
It probably was Larry Hagman. Maybe he thought you smoking in a bikini!!!
I think i am on the wrong page here You are all a little tipsey todayWilliam you have them all sounding like you.Maybe I need a a jiigger of the brandy too. Then maybe this will all make since
This is funny, William.
I think that Deloris is right!! Too much brandy going on here!!
If you wish for a geenie, Robin Williams is not truly one I would like to have in my home and looking like Barbara Eden to boot. Now if the genie looked like Orlando Bloom and sounded like Brad Pitt, I'd be swooning. Te he!
Thanks for posting to my group, Anythingwriting
You are an inadvertent genius! After the brandy wears off see if you can retrace your steps and create one with a male genie for us ladies. Just don't let it be John Ashcroft.
Kay, Thank you. You'll be in the next part of my ongoing Dickens of a Tale.
fond of halter tops..my my...mine too;)
That's a hot potato.
Barbara eden. WOW!. I had such a crush on her. Even if she didn't show her navel.lol .Put that lamp on ebay.lol. it should selllike hotcakes. have a good day. What kind of smoke was that?
Take a cold shower, please.
Looks like this invention is a great hit William, lol. Make my genie look like Clark Gable, lol.
I think you'll get Rob A.
Well, you are in charge, goodnight William, Happy Father's Day, love you, Elsie
Goodnight Elsie and may you have sweet dreams.
wonderful invention. I wonder how long it will be til I can afford it...
I don't want one. I don't want anything in my house that talks back to me even if it does sound like Robyn Williams.
you are sooo funny!
At least it didn't look like Robin Wiliams and sound like Barbara Eden - great invention :)
Did you get three wishes?
(A fun response to the prompt.)
I'd like a magic lamp, but being of the female persuasion the genie would have to call me "mistress", instead of master, and that throws a whole different light on the interaction.
Quite witty & appropo to the prompt-"master"fully done!
LOL too funny!
I'd like one, too. My genie should be a cute male with either an Indian or British accent.
I'd like a genie who has access to a fortune like that of Bill Gates. (I just don't want the genie to LOOK like Bill Gates.)
Oh, nice one!
thank you, passing by your posts today very quickly
Wishful thinking:)
Ha and ha -- but no, I would not like to listen to your John Ashcroft album.
hey, looks like I already viewed this one, you have one more view here my friend
Great job !