My sister and I have had this running joke for many years about naming our neighbors. We have both moved so many times in the last 5 years, that we never stay anywhere long enough to really meet or get to know our neighbors. So, we are left wondering who these people are and what they are REALLY up to! LOL!
Through hours, days, months, and years of observation, we have come across SO MANY different characters through apartment and townhouse living...
I'll give you some examples:
"The Rednecks" - These were some guys who lived next door to me in a very rural area of Virginia. They were SUPER nice and would mow my yard when they mowed their own. It was two dudes living together as roommates. They would have raging parties where everyone would drive 4-wheelers and go hunting together. When they came home, there would be deer strung up in the trees for gutting... Fun stuff!
"The Domestics" - This was a couple that lived below me in an apartment complex who had almost NIGHTLY domestic disputes. I could hear every word of their arguments and all of the insults screamed at each other. One night, the wife/girlfriend/whatever threw all of the dude's clothes off the second-floor balcony and threw his cell phone onto the parking lot...
"The Eminems" - These boys lived across the hall from my sister's apartment in the same complex as above... There were three of them living as roommates. They were in their early 20s or so. Every afternoon, they would all come home from work BLASTING Eminem on their car stereos. They were fond of loud parties, arguing with baby mamas in the parking lot, and ended up getting raided by ATF one day, where they found PILES of stolen electronics and lots of cocaine.
"Mr. Side-Eye" - This old man lives below my mom's condo. When you go outside at all to do ANYTHING, he stands at his little gate and stares you down. He stares and stares. He makes comments about your dog's poop and how we aren't supposed to go fishing in the lake behind the condos. He likes to point out each and every "condominium association" violation, and WILL tattle tell. He's just really creepy and seems to have nothing better to do than worry about other people's business!
Some others are mostly self explanatory:
"The Wal-Mart Couple" - Always coming home from work with their matching Wal-Mart employee vests, cuddling and canoodling.
"The Mover" - Sounds like he's moving furniture or doing Tae Bo upstairs.
"Walk-of-Shame Girl" - Had TONS of gentlemen callers late at night, seen skulking around in the early morning hours going home in strange vehicles...
"God's G" - Simply put, this was his license plate, and we thought it was funny!
So, as you can see, we have come up with some creative (yet, sometimes not that nice) names for our neighbors that we see out and about in our apartment and townhouse complexes.... I truly hope that we are not the only ones who do this... I guess it's just human nature to observe other people... LOL!