i farted and it really stinks... i hope you can smell it cause i surly can't spell it, so i'll just have to tell it instead.. a bold headed twinkly all winky and dinky t'was ever so creepy i read. a post of a joke a heck of a choke and n'air to a comment we toast. when a long came a shrew with long pointy shoes and a snoot that ran down from his nose.
now i wrote this here didy for poor pot and pitty; the shrew who ran off with the quote. Now joke is a joke and a snark is a snark and a shart is a fart with a start. yet the start of the fart is my favorit part. so i look for the lark with the snark i'll sher this here fat and I'll blow em apart, so lets hope that it isn't a shart. now i look for the shrew to be true to his phew. to come in here and make some remark. yes theres nothing more telling then old fart sacks for smelling to keep your mind out of the crack.
Cindy, that is a beautiful poem. I had planned on stealing it, but drat! you've copyrighted it. What have you done, since then, with all of that power?
Darn it Woman! You stole my idea! I wanted to Post about A Fart of mine. Rats! Guess I can do one for my Daisy's Fart or the horses Farts. Ode to Farts on the Farm~ :)
... this is why there is a lack of creative posts & authentic authors - many who are leaving Gather.com because they simply cannot compete (for lack of better word) with such posts as this which seem to gather so many views & then again so many points ... not putting all the blame here ... but it is just one example out of the many ... sorry!
sorry no - not jealous, just a little insulted - it is yet another example of poor taste, poor judgement, & poor literacy rolled into one piece of spam ...
As long as it isnt the egg farts they pass quickly but those egg ones last a long time.lol that wasnt what made your sister run from the room was it? lol
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omg I am rolling. I knew you would do this just didn't know when.
Awwww..Renee..You know me way to well... =D
... and the purpose?
So you could walk around dazed and confused. =)
lol to funny
Yeah.. but I still need to add a picture.. Can anyone paint a purple fart? =)
Will this do instead?
http://www.funny-ecards.com/cards/christmas/butt-mas-tree.html
Rotfl! This is funny!
Thanks for sharing such a moving experience!
LOL
You are most welcome! =)
lmao great post:) so touching
Awful good poem! I thought I caught a whiff of something strange!
LOL see THIS is what I'm talking about. BRAVO
The answer, my friend....is blowin' in the wind.....
lol I love it berf!
Your wish is my command you have a purple fart
By the way you have permission to use it.
ROFLOL! Thankyou! =D
No problem at all
By the way can you fart these babies out of Emily?
Hey not fair I didn't get points for my fart that took a lot of time lol
Wait wait I got 2 points yeaaa
Cindy,
I think this is the first time I've ever seen anyone admit to a fart... poem.
I intend on making a whole book on them! =) I am doing research now as we speak... =p
That'll be hilarious! :)
that was funny
i would never steal your fart I have enough of my own he he he
A fart is simply a turd's way of saying
"Gang way! I'm coming through!!".....
And with any luck it does... =)
laughing!!!
Rotfl! You are so funny! :) Reminds me of that episode of Ren and Stimpy. :)
aw bummer, someone didn't like your poof.
Was that the "Have Yourself a Stinky Little Christmas"?
Lol! I can't remember! :)
I confess to have broken wind. :)
Awesome, creative poem. Fantastic and so original!! ;p
I love this! Do you have room for another friend. I would love to have this kind of stuff on my feeds every day.
If you can deal I can... =p
you guys are hysterical. i love it. oh wait, i shouldn't be commenting on this original work, i'm not gonna get any points for it. :)
No, you only get to walk away with the knowlede that yes..It is true..Girl's fart.....And CindyB Can't spell. =)
still laughing!!! thanks :)
Thanks for posting this marvelous, enriching story :-)
You are most welcome! =)
you have moved me to tears :-)
OMG! I am laughing so hard my eyes are watering and no I didn't fart. Thank you everyone for the laugh.
If you were to fart well your eye's were watering, would you float? =/ Might make a grteat post! =)
Now i am laughing even more. I may just pee my pants. LOL
Sung to the tune of 'when the Moon Hiys Your Eye" by Dean Martin
When your butt makes a sigh like a truck driving by
that's frijoles...
by Darren Lynn
ROFLOL!!! =D
i farted and it really stinks... i hope you can smell it cause i surly can't spell it, so i'll just have to tell it instead.. a bold headed twinkly all winky and dinky t'was ever so creepy i read. a post of a joke a heck of a choke and n'air to a comment we toast. when a long came a shrew with long pointy shoes and a snoot that ran down from his nose.
Your poem's better then mine! =)
LOL!! A fart poem!!
That does it I got a pregnant dog, hubby a sleep , son asleep and no one commenting on my fart. So I am going to bed and on strike lol
That was a lovely fart Renee.
And a very pretty color I might add =)
ahhh, Greaat errrrr aaa fart, uhhhhh Reneee!
This post has inspired me to write a poem of my own. Now I need to find the courage to post it.
2:30 am and i'm laughing about a art poem-that's a first
Cindy, that is a beautiful poem. I had planned on stealing it, but drat! you've copyrighted it. What have you done, since then, with all of that power?
I'm still just useing the force..And may the force be with you too! =)
what a great poem! how do you steal farts? Lol.
I don't remember this first time I farted...but I remember the last time. *Fans the room to get rid of the stink*
that was great. can't remember the first time I did....maybe my Mom put it in her scrapbook of my childhood years.
Mom's are odd that way, lol =)
Darn it Woman! You stole my idea! I wanted to Post about A Fart of mine. Rats! Guess I can do one for my Daisy's Fart or the horses Farts. Ode to Farts on the Farm~ :)
LMBO!
... this is why there is a lack of creative posts & authentic authors - many who are leaving Gather.com because they simply cannot compete (for lack of better word) with such posts as this which seem to gather so many views & then again so many points ... not putting all the blame here ... but it is just one example out of the many ... sorry!
Jealous! =p
that is the typical response i imagined ...
sorry no - not jealous, just a little insulted - it is yet another example of poor taste, poor judgement, & poor literacy rolled into one piece of spam ...
PFFFFTTTT......I fart in your general direction! Now you are insulted =)
your insolent remarks reminds me of a well known quote:
"An error does not become truth by reason of multiplied propagation, nor does truth become error because nobody sees it." -- Gandhi
that is funny.
I don't think I remember the first time. Seems it was always with me.
Thanks for commenting on my article, DEAR DIARY #1.
cindy, I am going to steal this and write it :-P, you are making me laugh
how funny. I just read it to my mother and we are both rolling with laughter.
too funny Cindy
Funny!
Cindy, you crack me up!!!!!!!
As long as it isnt the egg farts they pass quickly but those egg ones last a long time.lol that wasnt what made your sister run from the room was it? lol
You guys are lucky, I still remember the last time she farted! OOOO......
LOL!!! =D
Are you still farting? lol
What can I say...The "constipational author" bring's out the best in me =)
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