The Ten Cat Commandments
- I am the Lord of thy house.
- Thou shall have no other pets before me.
- Thou shalt not ever ignore me.
- I shall ignore thou when I feel like it.
- Thou shalt be grateful that I even give thou the time of day.
- Remember my food dish and keep it full.
- Thou shalt spend most of thy money on toys and gifts for me.
- Thou shalt always have thy lap ready for me to curl up in.
- Thou shalt shower me with love and attention upon demand.
- Above all, thou shalt do anything and everything it takes to keep me happy.
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Comments: 17
Thats very true. LOL
I think it could probably be about dogs too Brenda!
Oh yes indeed. They fit my jealous dogs. lol
Sounds about right.
totally right at my house...LOL
Aha!! I don't have to clean that stinkin' litter box LOL
awww so cute
and it is the truth here
LOL!
"Thou shalt be grateful that I even give thou the time of day"
Isn't that just the way they are?
oh my yes, although mine is such a bossy one I always get the time of day and what I'm spose to be doing during it! LOL
LOL isn't that the truth XD
So true!
Too funny!
They all look like cat commmandments to me! :-)
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh so very TRUE!! Cats are unique for sure! lol..