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101 Learning LOLspeak as a Second Language(LOLS)
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KITTEH CAT
It has come to our attention by various posters ( we're loyal felines, we dont leave names) that there is some interest in learning how to speak in Animal, also known as LOLspeak. LOLspeak is a cultural phenomenon! It is changing the spelling of words but not the sound. Upon due meditation, LOLinguist Kittehclassifies the
language as "cweeole" — a creole language necessarily contains elements of at least two different mother tongues, and English combined with Cat, it is just the ticket!You can scamper to the cathouse and pick up the latest copy of KittehStone, or you can ignore your owner pet and learn right here!
First off, you need to have something special to say. You'll need to decide what you want to say to your pet, something creative, something uniquely special. Remember, it's not every day you get to converse with your pet. With that in mind, look at the following examples and see how you can begin changing your proper English words and phrases into proper LOLspeak. Notice the difference in spelling and phrase placement:
We has all but worn our pawclawz doun to dir nubz hunting for help for u to wurk wid an haz fond dese shold be uzeful tu u:
Lernz what deez links haz... we is sur u haz lotz qestonz, ask dem here in de comentz. If you is plite we givz anserz. If not nice, we deletez commentz. No cussez. Dis for pupz n kittiez too.
Nex time we givz 101 LOLspeak step 2.
k bye.
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I LIEK DIS POST
DIS HAS BEEN VRY EDUCASHUNAL, THANK U
Gud 4 U, Mande!
IM GLAD U COMMENTD! THANK U!
Dis for pupz?
Hi goggy Ajax. Pupz k.
Y HALO THAR PUPPY DAWGS IN DA SNOW!
bwahahahahaha! theyz gonna gets dem =)
OH BOI! IM GONNA LUV DIS TRANZLATOR! THX 4 DA HALP!
U welkum.
Prince George Kitteh and pals taks brake in rivr.
OH NOEZ! KITTEH ON LEASH? AN HE LIKEZ 2 SWIM?
THAZ SO CUTE!
Kitteh iz braggart
OH HAI MAH NAYM IZ PETEY, I HAIL FRUM CALIFORNIA!
SO DIS AR TEH WUZ U GUYS COME 2 HANG OUT. GEORGE OH BROTHR TEH STORYS I CUD TELL AN LOOK THEREZ AJAX 2
Oh hai Petey. is gud to se U. 2 col here 4 u. k bye.
Heerz ur green pussy! lol
Is beeutful! Thanx
Nice pussy!
Cat!!! Hai do U tink mah tail iz tu fat? Humon giv lasanya tast gud Nom Nom Nom.
=D purrrr me likey
Meow, Purrrr iz gud kitty, cum ta say hi!
Iz amazin wat U can sa in LOLspeak n not get inna truble... :)
Thank you for posting this delight to GutterGirls~where we looooooooove pussy
cats =D
Bwahahahahaha!!!!
y r peeplz green? I jes waked up an mi gud pal Wil iz green 2
wuz up wid dat?
Fun article guys! luvz ya!
Were green 2 support democracy in Iran, Debra! I liek bean green. U can be green 2! Thanx!
DID U KNOE UR TEETH R GLOWIN?
LOL. yez i do. I iz smilin at u reel big.
Why couldn't you be purple instead?
Green reminds me of sick, pudrid, envy, cowardice.
I LUV PURPLE! I DIDNT PICK TEH COLOR GREEN. TEH GREEN COLOR WUZ BANND ON ELECSHUN DAI CUZ PRESIDENTIAL HOPEFUL MIR-HOSEIN MOUSAVI CHOSE TEH GREEN COLOR 2 REPRESENT HIS CAMPAIGN
Ohi Debra! Kittehz lik gren is gud ta nom lik grass. Big smil mekz kitteh purrr!
Thx fur splanen, Cat, U iz gud fren, ok dis morninz?
NAH STILL TIRD OV TRIMFLOPPERS AN BAMBLUZERS AN BUTTR SIDE DOWN BREAD, AN SLIMY MOLDY STINKY CHEEZ MEN WIF WHINE. :)
I entered "KittehStone" into the translator and got......."KittehStone". I love purity in language.
THX SO MUTCH 4 DIS AWSUM ARTICLE!
U iz sooo welcum Sheryl cum bak for mor funz!!!
Dis Artucle Iz Pretti Gudz.
Tanks Megan
Fun article! I always thought it was 'cause kitties can't spell so good.
Humon says they cant!!! Kitteh says it bekaz it a difrent langwage!!!
This is cute, but I think I'll just stick with my way of talking to the kitty cats. I actually thought it was cajun english at first ... he, he, he.
Glad you liked it, Lee! Speak anyway you like!
Diz iz GUD! Kitteh is gud tu, but I tink cat iz kat, no? My kat tole me dat she's kat, aksed her dat todaz, she say so tu.
I can't chanj ikon az I forgets woo I be, if'n I du dat, u no? I'm lovin dis languj and tink I uzuallys mostly tawk dis way. Tinkin me kats have taut me lotz a stuf. Yu no?
But, if I need lessenz, u tell me, k? About TIME sumbodyz did dis on here! :)
katlnat
Kitteh says we not nam selfz nam gavd to uz. Me gots kitteh and Cathi gotz Cat. Odderz gots nam Kat
Yez, my Kat wuz right about Kat.
See?
Befur tranzlate:
MY CAT LOVES ME
Aftr:
MAH KAT LOVEZ ME
Anuthr plas to keep me buzy and offa herez. I be back, k?
kat
lolKat! namz don alwaz folo rulz! kbye
Just stopping by to say THANK U 4 DA NICE COMMENT.
:)
kBAK!
Muah kat sez tu tell u dat she say abut tyme for diz, that u r a genyuz.
Kitteh sez tankz soooo much! Wantz nam of ur kittyz 2 talk 2.
L O L Joyce! ahahahah! Loved this.
Tanks, Rene! Iz sooo much funz to do dis!!!
SOMETIMEZ IM UP ALL NITE 2. JUS CANT SLEEP SOMETIMEZ. IM GETTIN OLD!
I love being old (who knew). If I can't sleep it's okay because I don't have to go to work the next morning. Sometimes I just do the "Gather" thing all night. I take it you are a night person?
I iz nite kitteh. I go sleepz 1 - 2 am Alaska Time. Dats 3 - 4 am for U. I lik old 2.
Y HALO THAR JOYCE. I ENJOD SEEIN U ON TEH GATHR CHAT TONITE.
Mew! Finaly got 2 one in tim! Mor Kitteh hugs 4 U!!!
kHi, me again,
Katz say we kall them, Missy, Stretch and Tommy, but have to do the tranzlator, find out REAL namez. Then they talk, k?
Kat hugz 2 u all!
Kitteh iz plezd, rubs noz nd tuch paws wid Missy, Stretch n Tommy. Kitteh givz big hugz n purrrrz to Marilyn
gud aftrnun mis pupiz wans to plA wit ur kitz
Kitteh says welcum. Diz teh plaz fur kittehz an goggyz an birdez too. Kitteh askz wat iz pupiz nam.
pupis nams are razz an shelbi
ty
Hais to Razz an Shelbi. U cumz bak to pla ane time!
bewwy wubs
Kitteh givz purrrrrrrs n hugz. Seez 101 Learning LOLspeak Part 3 coming on Monday.
See LOLspeak part 2 here
Ds ist mo hrdr dan pig latin, but i lk da pussys. Dat mk it wrth it.
Kin get awa wid a lot en LOLspeak!
And you CAN has cheezeburger and your cake, too!
lolz
Some yummy sexy food Chocolate Raspberry Cognac Cake Photo Essay PLUS Fudge Brownies
Kitteh likz sueet porn...!
DIS AR TEH GREAT! I WUD LUV 2 C MOAR LOLCATS ON GATHR! ^.^_)
Kitteh sez thank U. Sez part 2 iz posted bi Cathi L Seez link abov an en part 3 we givz inturvuz wid teh coleeg of ourz, We plans elebente mor articlz for lernz an enjoimt.
pitTures R so gud, thanX
Kitteh givz big kitty smilez to L.H.
Hi Joyce:
IM 2 OLD 4 MARRIAGE. BEEN THAR DUN DAT. BUBBA IZ NOT RLY MEEN. JUS AN OVERGROWN BOI. :)
~miss kitty-kin
I CAN HAZ CHEEZEBURGER n U R GIVE 2 ME
NOW !!!
n
hee sez
I GOT CHEEZEBURGER SO DER~
MAOOOOOoooo
k
bye