by phil w.
Member since:
January 12, 2009

Sex humor !

June 12, 2009 01:59 AM EDT
views: 124 | comments: 46

SUPERSEX
A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say 'Supersex..' She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair Flipping her gown at him, she said, 'Supersex.'
He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, 'I'll take the soup.'

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Comments: 46

melinda s Jun 12, 2009, 2:25am EDT

LOL I'll have to remember this one! Good one.

hahahahaha
Kerrell g. Jun 13, 2009, 10:08pm EDT

As Emeril always says... BAM!
Kat W. Jun 12, 2009, 7:34am EDT

laughing
Marianne M. Jun 12, 2009, 9:08am EDT

Haha!!!
Randall C. Jun 12, 2009, 9:45am EDT

it is to laugh... (L)
Barbara M. Jun 12, 2009, 10:10am EDT

hilarious
Nana to Seven Cutiepies Jun 12, 2009, 11:42am EDT

LOL, too funny.
Chris E. Jun 12, 2009, 1:32pm EDT

LOL cute!
Digital Diva S. Jun 12, 2009, 2:13pm EDT

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
M & M. Jun 12, 2009, 8:32pm EDT

Hahhahh, funny one.  Thanks for the laugh Phil.
Janell R. Jun 13, 2009, 2:10pm EDT

Cute one, Phil. ;-)
Rose H. Jun 13, 2009, 10:04pm EDT

Cute he he ....:)
kimberly g. Jun 14, 2009, 9:52am EDT

that is too funny!

Happy b-day!
Alison H. Jun 14, 2009, 1:28pm EDT

Ha ha haaaaa!
Jacob Mielke Jun 14, 2009, 2:57pm EDT

LOL!
Rose (just an ole GA peach) Williams Jun 14, 2009, 9:18pm EDT

;-) I have to share this one with my momma, she will love it! Thanks Phil!
charity kimball ツ Jun 16, 2009, 11:01pm EDT

Happy belated birthday..xoxoxo
charity kimball ツ Jun 16, 2009, 11:01pm EDT

hahahah 2 funny
Beth G. Jun 19, 2009, 4:57pm EDT

LOL this was hilarious Phil!
Victoria H. Jun 20, 2009, 11:53am EDT

LOL  I'd read that before but couldn't remember exactly how it ended. Too funny.
☃ Aunt Shanny Jun 20, 2009, 12:12pm EDT

Um...
Melanie B. Jun 20, 2009, 1:08pm EDT

roflmbo that is too funny.
Ginger C. Jun 24, 2009, 1:27pm EDT

LOL! I can just see this!
DIANE D. Jun 24, 2009, 7:11pm EDT

lol, funny one!~
M & M. Jun 27, 2009, 9:29pm EDT

Hahaha, funny one Phil.  Thanks for the laugh.

hehehe!  Hope your Sunday is going well.
phil w. Jun 28, 2009, 4:09pm EDT

Thanks ,Renda.
Bhawana 'Gather Proud Mom' Jun 29, 2009, 3:38pm EDT

funny,Phil! cute.
Lee P. Jul 2, 2009, 11:54pm EDT

Very funny.  Thanks for the laugh.
Mark N. Jul 13, 2009, 2:26pm EDT

I love it , thanks for the laugh, I needed one today
Bundy P Jul 14, 2009, 7:40pm EDT

Groan...
Vivian P. Jul 14, 2009, 7:41pm EDT

Okay now  LOL
charity kimball ツ Jul 17, 2009, 12:50am EDT
I wanted to share this joke with you its really funny..
There were 2 old maids sisters....both virgins.It's Friday night and glady's looks at betty and says,"I'm not going to die a virgin...I'm going out and I'm not coming home till I've been laid!
Betty says,"Well make sure you're home by 10 so I don't worry about you."
10 o'clock rolls around and there's no sign of Gladys..11 o'clock...12 o'clock...
Finally about 15 after1 the front door flys open.In runs gladys...straight to the bathroom.
Betty goes and knocks on the door,"Are you okay Gladys??"
No answer, so she opens the door and there sits Gladys with her panties around her ankles, legs spread, and her head stuck between her legs looking at herself.
"What is it Gladys???Whats wronge?"asks Betty
"Betty, it was 10 inches long when it went in... and 5 when it came out. When I find the other half you're gonna have the time of your life!!!!"
phil w. Jul 17, 2009, 12:55am EDT
I'm crying ! ROFLMAO ! That is a good one .
charity kimball ツ Jul 17, 2009, 12:57am EDT
I thought ya would like it:)
Ginger C. Aug 2, 2009, 2:08pm EDT
LOL! I enjoyed it too charity!
Lady of Lake Merritt =P Jul 22, 2009, 7:02am EDT
That will be me in later years,
Everyone pass and take the soup instead!
=(
phil w. Jul 22, 2009, 8:17am EDT
You are a kidder ! : ) And a delightful one indeed ! I'm sure no one will ever opt for the soup !!
Ginger C. Aug 2, 2009, 2:09pm EDT
I told this to my hubby, he is telling all his friends! Thanks for the laugh!
Sandra H. Aug 12, 2009, 9:30am EDT
I missed this one, Phil! Funny!
phil w. Sep 18, 2009, 7:34pm EDT
Thanks ,Sandra.
JoAnn C. Aug 15, 2009, 3:43pm EDT
too funny
Ed Williams Aug 15, 2009, 8:15pm EDT
Phil, Phil, Phil.......

E3
Carol B Sep 18, 2009, 7:32pm EDT
LOL, I could just picture this.
phil w. Sep 18, 2009, 7:33pm EDT
Me,too ,Carol ! Shame on us ! : )

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