Though asked to write specifically what tasks were on my to-do list on the days I decided sample Cranergy® Energy Juice Drink from Ocean Spray®, I must admit, I don't do to-do lists. If I do do a to-do list, it is only to have something to show my boss to prove my worth at work. Anyone can look busy on paper, especially if you have sloppy handwriting.
On Sunday, I was meandering through the day and found myself feeling thirsty. Too lazy to go to the kitchen and turn on the tap, I remembered the mailman had brought me a box a few days earlier with the promise of refreshment nestled in the packing peanuts. I reached for a bottle of Cranergy® Energy Juice Drink from Ocean Spray®, and found the box empty!
Also missing from the area of my computer comfort zone, was the notorious Little Bastard Zombie. I fought my thirst and went in search of he who was most certainly the thief of my promised goodie. It wouldn't be the first time he tried to mess up my day, but it was his last.
Taking advantage of my functioning legs, I soon tracked down L.B. Zombie and confronted him. Despite the overwhelming evidence, he denied he'd ever heard of Cranergy® Energy Juice Drink from Ocean Spray®. (Did I mention he also voted Republican in every election since his zombiefication?)
(Little Bastard Zombie confronted.)
He tried to make a run for it, but I figured I have tolerated this creature long enough. I knocked his head off.
I proceeded to dismember him and rip his innards to shreds. Noticing how the blood stains on his clothes and body matched the scarlet tones of Cranergy® Energy Juice Drink from Ocean Spray®, I arranged an impromptu still life. In the end, L.B. Zombie's life was not without artistic merit.
Demon thirst was now gnawing his way down my throat. I opened the Raspberry Cranberry bottle of Cranergy® Energy Juice Drink from Ocean Spray®, and took a sip. Yea, it was a good and pure drink of red flavor and thirst quenching wetness, and I did so rejoice as my body was SAVED from the grip of sinful parchedness.
I was able to function and make it through the rest of my day doing things I can't remember except for sitting on the back porch cracking pecans. Life in the fast lane can be such a blur sometimes.
Today I went to work and threw the remaining sample of Cranergy® Energy Juice Drink from Ocean Spray® in my vintage briefcase, an accessory that helps me look more important than I actually am. It was a yard sale steal at $5 a few years ago, who could resist? Not even Ron, I bet.
(Fabulously made in Greece by authentic Greeks!)
About 3:30 this afternoon, I felt I was deserving of a beverage as a reward for answering the one thousandth idiot inquiry of the day. My vocal chords were cracking and I could spit dust. (Okay, I exaggerated the number, but it felt like the one thousandth idiot inquiry of the day, so idiotic were the inquiries of the day.)
The sealed green cap yielded to my firm twist and the glorious crack of the seal excited my dry throat, eager as it was for relief of its arid torment. Ahhhh! Satisfaction that which the likes of eluded Mr. Jagger throughout his singing career. Tasty, red flavor - slightly different from the red flavor of the first bottle of Cranergy® Energy Juice Drink from Ocean Spray®, perhaps because the flavor raspberry was replaced with pomegranate.
Alas, but I was not long to revel in my pleasure and enjoyment of Cranergy® Energy Juice Drink from Ocean Spray®. The phone rang and lo, it was the one thousand and first idiot inquiry of the day. Cranergy® Energy Juice Drink from Ocean Spray® gave me much refreshment and enabled me to answer with a smile in my voice and smoothness of speech.
Cranergy® Energy Juice Drink from Ocean Spray® is an okay drink in my book. Wil drinks it often since his diagnosis of diabetes. The sweetener agrees with him and it comes in flavors he enjoys. He takes a 12 oz. bottle with him when he goes to his medically mandated exercise class. It gives him the power to master the treadmill.
Personally, I could not say I could easily tell the flavors apart. Both flavors are based in grape juice, so to my uneducated palate, the flavor is "red." I tend to ignore juice drinks because I prefer real juice wrung from the fruit pictured or named on the bottle. (Maybe my palate isn't uneducated, maybe it's spoiled.) Real juice has the advantage of going well with, say rum or tequila, and still count as a serving of fruit. The days of Kool Aid cocktails are well buried in my past. I have matured.
Did Cranergy® Energy Juice Drink from Ocean Spray® give me an energy boost? I suppose so, but honestly, so would a cup of tea, a Pop Tart, or anything I consumed if my energy was ebbing in the afternoon. Cranergy® Energy Juice Drink from Ocean Spray® does contain vitamins B and C which work well together and certainly don't hurt a person trying to make it through a hectic day. It may be just the thing to provide the thread needed to prevent the last nerve from snapping.
I did notice it cost $7.10 to send me the two 10 oz. samples via USPO. Wow! For that price I could have bought 3 packs of the 12 ounce bottles at Big Lots, or a bottle of Rosehaven® Noir Blush. Admittedly the Rosehaven® would do nothing to raise my energy level, but after drinking it, I wouldn't care. Cranergy® Energy Juice Drink from Ocean Spray® is certainly a beverage for people who care.