A REDNECK LOVE POEM (email)

> SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE,
> SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE.
> SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL,
> SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO.
>
> PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL,
> YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER.
> I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DON'T
>    KNOW,
> BUT JOE IS YO' HALF-BROTHER.
>
> SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE
> AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL.
> BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY
>    THIS,
> HE SAID, 'THERE'S TROUBLE STILL.'
>
> YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL,
> AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YO' MOTHER.
> BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO'
> I KNOW IS YO' HALF-BROTHER.
>
> BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID, MY CHILD,
> JUST DO WHAT MAKES YO' HAPPY.
> MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE;
> YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO
>    PAPPY.
> ***************************
> (Kinda brings a tear to
>    yer eye, don't
> it?)