Just about everyone on this site knows I have a "thing" about cut and paste articles, internet jokes and other silly things posted to Gather solely for the purpose of garnering points. Today, I join their ranks, as I read this in my email this morning, and it was just too good to not share with you. Sometimes the truth comes in a lightening bolt of enlightenment, sometimes in an e-mail.
For your enjoyment:
A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.
He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, 'I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him.'
I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk....Naturally I assumed you had stolen the car.'
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HA ha ha ha...FUNNY! :)
lol
*snickers* thoroughly justified =D
kiss
Thank you for posting to GutterGirls~
I can see why you could not resist posting this.
Yeah, it just kind of hit a nerve, ya know?
yep
Hadn't heard that one -- I like it. I once commented on the fact that I have been cut off in traffic many times by a car with the fish emblem.
So have I, Len, so have I.
that is a funny one
Oh my, that's funny! But it's so true. I had someone like that behind me recently. I don't know if he had those kinds of bumperstickers, but it was definitely intimidating.
Don't talk the talk if you don't walk the walk! Thanks for the reminder!
You got that right!!!
Very funny!
Way to go good buddy, this is one definetly to share. Amen my friend, Amen.
That was funny! BTW, welcome to the group. Not all of us copy and paste just for points.
This was hilarious!! Thanks for sharing it!!
LOL this is very funny!
It's ok to be a hypocrite, just as long as you admit to it and hang your head in shame for the approriate length of time.
Just how long is appropriate? I never know these things.
As this was a very mild case of hypocracy, and no one was hurt, I'd say about a minute and a half.
OK, I can deal with that. This little piece of fluff isn't worth a neck cramp..lol
So true!
I love it, and I usually just delete most of the jokes too.
LOL Best joke of any kind I"ve read in a long time! Got any more?
wOoT!
Points or no points, many enjoyed your post.
loved it!
Too diggity dog true...
...AND funny !!
Good one sweetums.
lol glad you are a hypocrite on this one
I think this is the first itme in my life I have been thanked for being hypocritical...lol
Glad you re-posted theis. I athink I shared it about a year ago so it is time to remind them!
Lol, this is very funny!
See what happens when you misjudge someone?
Te he!
Very funny. I think that if you wanted to really own and embrace your hypocrisy, you'd delete that original paragraph at the head :)
I always found the jesus fish eating the darwin fish to be very funny, yes, your jesus eats all who disagrees with him! ;)
Shannon,
Nah, I'm too damned poor to own it, so I'll just rent my hypocracy for a while, OK?
Not MY Jesus, here is MY Jesus
I liked this.... that be one hell of a way to learn a lesson lol
*snerk*
Right on!
One of the classic jokes. --Joe
I'd seen this one before but it still gives me a good laugh.
Good one-love it!
Very funny! Thanks for the laugh!!
Thanks! Sorry for the generic comment but I'm wading through over 500 e-mails.
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ... oh, my, you get a special dispensation for posting this.
Thank you, my child.....
I am so glad you shared this.
Most of the people I'm sending this to wouldn't put a bumper sticker on their precious cars, but they'll get the drift.
"What would Jesus do? I know, but who cares? I'm going to honk my horn and have my little tantrum!"
You certianly ought to police yourself