Mirror, mirror on the wall, Do you have to tell it all?
Where do you get the glaring right To make my clothes
look just too tight?
I think I'm fine but I can see you won't co-operate with
me;
The way you let the shadows play, You'd think my hair was
getting grey.
What's that, you say? A double chin? No, that's the way the
light comes in;
If you persist in peering so, You'll confiscate my facial
glow,
And then if you're not hanging straight, You'll tell me
next I'm gaining weight;
I'm really quite upset with you, For giving this distorted
view;
I hate you being smug and wise... O, look what's happened
to my thighs!
I warn you now, O mirrored wall, Since we're not on speaking
terms at all,
If I look like this in my new jeans, You'll find yourself in
smithereens!!
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Comments: 28
That's cute, Nancy!
ha i loved this.
O M G !
LOL This is funny!
Excellant! And it mirrors my views exactly LOL!
That is great!! LOL!
this was cute :) thanks for sharing :)
LOL...love it.
this is excellent!
I can overnight you a mallet....
How cute and clever. Very good.
=)
Very witty!
Good one! You gave me my first laugh of the day.
lol.. hate those darn mirrors! Such liars!!
hehehehehe
LOL, love it!
Nancy - I Loved this one!!! It had me laughing and it voiced exactly how I feel!! LOVE IT!!!!!
HA HA HA HA~oh what a twist on the looking glass ;)
Thank you for posting to GutterGirls~
love it!!!
Time to get a new mirror. One that only gives you a view from the chin and up.
I Like it!
I loved it! lol
Wow, you must have met my mirror, LOL!
It must be a special kind of mirror that only women get...
If I were laying on my back I would have tears in my ears from laughing so hard. this is one of your best Nancy
Good job Nancy.