A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes
downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at
the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she
steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night?'
The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back
then?' he asks solemnly.
The wife is almost reduced to tears herself, just
thinking how caring and sensitive her husband is. 'Yes, I do' she replies.
The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember when your dad caught us in the back seat of my car?'
'Yes, I remember,' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he
shoved that shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?'
'I remember that, too' she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his
cheek and says....
'I would have gotten out
today.'


Comments: 18
I'm hoping for tears of joy and not regret, lol.
Aww, haha!
love this
That is a good one.
If my hubby said this he wouldn't be seeing another 20 years!
My father would have paid my husband NOT to marry me...lol He did grow on them and now 27 years and 2 children later he helps to care for my mom. Cute joke!
LOL! That's great!!
My anniversary is next month - Nic already bought me my present, and I already have his. :) I'm so excited!
Funny.
we been together 31 yrs and my hubby grew on my fam also, lol. It took 30 yrs for my mother in law to accept me. It happened when I published my book and she read it. She couldn't believe it was so good, (her words). Thats what she told me lol.
LMAO!!
funnee
Funny!!
I never remember my aniversary and William raely does.
I mean William rarely does
Classic!
so cute
I read this to my father in law and husband, who laughed really loud. My mother in law and I didn't think it was that funny! LOL kidding. This really is cute. Thanks for sharing.
That's funny!