How To Get Rid Of An Unwanted Guest

Many times throughout the years I have used this technique and it
has never failed me. Whether it was with a person whom I love to
see, but just stays way too long, or with someone I don't like.
I also use it sometimes when I just don't feel like having company.
The best part about it is that it works almost instantly every time,
they never suspect a thing and their feelings don't get hurt

I have a friend who used to come over pretty often. I always enjoyed
spending a little time with her, but after a few hours I was ready for
her to leave. I would hint about how tired I was or that I had so much
to do and she never would grasp the fact that it was time for her to
go home. I started telling her flat out that I needed her to leave,
but she would drag her ass another hour or two. I eventually had to
grab her by the arm and walk her to the door to get her out of there.

I realized then that I had to come up with some way to make her want
to leave. I thought of many things that would work, but only one that
wouldn't hurt her feelings or our friendship.

A few days later when she visited me, we sat at the table drinking
coffee. I waited about an hour then said to her, "Hey, my Mom gave me
this album." "Wanna hear it?" I didn't even wait for an answer. I got up
and put on Roger Whittaker's Mexican Whistler album.

To this day I still crack up when I remember  the look on her face. It
worked like a charm. She made it through the first song, but halfway
into the second, she jumped up and said, "I need to go do some laundry."
From then on, whenever I put the album on, she would leave almost before
the first note left his mouth. Now I don't even have to play it anymore.
I just whistle a few notes and she's out of there.