We Win! We Win! We Win!

LOL, indeed. Can we have a certificate to hang in our bathrooms?

Not only can you have a certificate, you'll get the keys to the executive washroom.

Because we are righteous!

Well, it only makes sense. (You ought to get rid of the picture, Ina. I see a watermark on it from a company that can get nasty about borrowing.)

What if your paper goes round and round? We have our plunger sitting in front of us in the main toilet. We put the toilet paper on its handle, and it just turns so nice you'd think it was greased. What about around and around people?

ACK! I thought that if it was from Google, it was OK. I'll get rid of it, now.

Flush that paper right out of your life, Ina!

what a hoot! if you lived outside, it might not matter. ;)

New paper is up.

Vicky, 'round and 'round people are wrong. Only over the top people are right. It's all about us, you know.

No one else has an opinion that matters.

I'm an over the top person in other bathrooms.

(The plunger thing isn't true, by the way. We aren't that hillbilly - yet.)

jessie, it would matter. Because anything other than my point of view is wrong, so it would matter.

I have a song I like to sing over here for my husband when I win just about anything. Works here, too ...

I won because I'm best because I won because I'm best ...
I won because I'm best because I won because I'm best ...

It's sung to the tune of "Auld Lang Syne."

There was never a question in my mind that the 22 of us were superior--or at least right on this one occasion.

Hint: Don't buy TP at Aldi's.

Blesings on thee, Ina, my righteous worshipper and proselytizer.

Marianne, I love that song! We'll adopt it as the Official Ballad of the Great Gather TP Wars of Ought Nine!

I'm betting Marilee buys toilet paper by the gross. Pun intended.

Marilee, we're right on every occasion. It's part of what makes us so endearing.

Vicky, Charmin is the only way to go. We all know that, right?

charles, I only want to please thee, my lord.

I'm sure I read that the Obamas are over-the-toppers.

The Bushes used dollar bills.

The Bushes used corn cobs.

Well, that's just dandy. Another war. How can you fight over something so inconsequential? The only correct position is to not give a damn, like myself.

I'm disconnecting from all y'all! (And changing my religion.)

You'll regret that disconnection when the cross-dresser article goes up.

I missed out on the decision making, but anyone who has cats knows you MUST roll it from the bottom, not the top. That said... my husband has long been in the hotel business and says there is only one right way... over the top.

I've always been a rebel, though. That's why we keep separate bathrooms. :)

Aniko, how can you call this inconsequential?! We all know the whole world needs to know about our opinions in this matter and the fact that we're right. Or, at least, that I'm right.

Besides, Hungarians aren't allowed to say "y'all".

It's in the handbook that I wrote.

Dick Cheney doesn't use toilet paper.

Julie, there's no excuse for rolling it from the bottom; not even cat ownership. You must keep a spray bottle in your bathroom and train your cat otherwise. I own a cat and don't have this problem.

That being said, I should delete your comment for disagreeing with me, but I'll let it stand for now.

I can be very magnanimous and full of myself, given half a chance.

Julie! Haven't seen you in a long time!

Hungarians practically have to say y'all to translate our second person plural. But I could use youse instead.

Except I won't, because you're wrong about TP, so you must be wrong about everything else.

It just shows breeding, you know, which way your paper rolls.

In fact, the new popular phrase, "that's just how I roll," came into common use during just such a discussion as this.

Northern Quilted...beats your Charmin. I'm glad I was on the winning team, but you really have your product wrong.

I got Charmin Ultra the other day and the roll is too big to fit on the spindle thingy until you use about half of it.

Because anything other than my point of view is wrong -- damn, that would sure have simplified my life years ago if I'd only known.

Besides, you ARE right, and I voted with the cool majority. Y'all. ;-)

Aniko, you're obviously a brilliant person, but you must realize that your uncaring attitude washes over onto your comment, don't you? I'll forgive you the indiscretion of a "youse" in your comment because I'm sure if I kiss your ass enough, you'll come back and apologize to us.

Sue, Quilted Northern?!

I'm ashamed of you!

Tracy, you're allowed to say "y'all" because you're not from Hungary.

You are right on ,Ina I am forever having to rehang my toilet paper ,it doesn't come off the roll right the other way.

Apologize?! Pfft. Wrong is wrong.

Of course the "overs" triumphed. It's the only just and true way. And besides, all the puling from the losers about cats and other critters unrolling overs much easier is just one of those myths that losers like to promote, like the Right complaining our duly elected President isn't a legal citizen of the US. And this blog post right here proves wrong the lie that "under" is immune from casual unrolling!

I missed the previous article - but of COURSE it should be 'over'. The other way is just plain WRONG.

That's it, Aniko. You said "Pfft" to me.

I'll hate you forever, now.

I may possibly write an article about you because of that.

Roy, I do pity those losers, don't you? And they make such easy targets of themselves, too.

Even if Obama was born in Indonesia or Kenya or whatever, he still insists that the toilet paper is hung correctly in the White House.

That's because Obama is also always right. Because I voted for him.

That's why.

Thank you, JULIE! Under-Achievers of the world -- UNITE (on my article, once I write it, because this "over" stuff?! It's -- pun intended -- CRAP.)

Guess I missed the poll

Marianne may be a secret Libertarian ;)

That's too funny! I cannot stand it, when it is rolled under the bottom:)

What I want to know is how often should one change the corn cob on my motorized unit? Whoever it was that installed the one in my bathroom did not furnish instructions and the thing is getting pretty worn.

Aniko said: "Hungarians practically have to say y'all to translate our second person plural. But I could use youse instead."

Why not use yinz instead?

Toilet paper is toilet paper. If you must squabble about something squabble about how an egg should be cooked. Should the yolk be runny or should it be solid, should it be over easy or sunny side up? This is just a frivolous post to gain points.

OK, Clifford. That got me!

Janna, Hungarians can't use "yinz", either. Just because I said so and I wrote all the rule books for everything in the universe.

Grems, the egg fight will commence next week.

You do not seem to understand Ina, the TP debate is soooo last week, you must keep up.

Okay, Ina, since you wrote all the instructions, is it okay to clean an LCD TV screen with Windex?

HA!!!!! See I told you the TP debate was soooooo last week. What you don't have an answer for me?

See, she did not answer me, that means she does not know the answer.
Hmmmmffffff. >walking away

Vicky, you can clean it with whatever you want to clean it with, because I love you and you're my friend, so you can't be wrong.

Grems, you're obviously a person of little patience who doesn't understand the value of a well thought out response.

Given that, I'm not going to give you one.

yeah, Like you have a response.
Pifle to you.

Why did I ever connect with you? You're obviously flawed.

Be careful Sophia, Ina has been known to take prisoners.

The Bushes used dollar bills.
Vicky ? Summertime and the livin' is easy.. ? D., May 18, 2009, 9:49am EDT




The Bushes used corn cobs.
Ina ?Goddess of Garden Clogs Because Sarah A. Insisted?, May 18, 2009, 9:54am

What is wrong with you people? Weren't you in this country for the past eight years? Clearly, the Bushes didn't wipe.

I bet the Obamas use Charmin Ultra. And have nice fluffy monogrammed hand towels in their bathroom.

And guest soaps! I bet they have those cute, little guest soaps!

And tampons for the ladies!

I'm an over the top kinda girl.

or am i? hard to tell with me sometimes, you know, what with me being pathological that way and all.

For those of you that are intelligent and cogent enough to grasp the true gravity of this situation, why not read an article that makes sense and is backed up with data?

I was still praying on it...

Admit it, Ron, men could just give a shit about how the paper hangs. We know how your minds work.

Sorry to disappoint you Ron, but no one is listening to those mutterings you call prayer, despite how deliciously built you are.

Yeah, Skorn. Wouldn't you just like to lick his arms?

I wouldn't mind wrestling with that one for a while, that's for sure.

Skorn, you have a thoroughly electrifying icon!

And I, in fact, enjoy wrestling.

Naturally my dear matryoshka. It's always in the eyes that one sees the spark of death most clearly.

Well, at least you haven't gone the way of certain others and found it necessary to approve comments. What a woman you are! I tell everyone that talks shit about you, "That Ina - what a woman."

"That Ina - what a woman."

yup, she's a woman all right. or is she?

No man would have such tiny feet.

Well, maybe Mickey Rooney or that little guy in The Spy Who Shagged Me.

carnies, vicky, carnies.

Ina must be out getting dirty again.

I really am a dirty, dirty girl.

I would never stoop as low as Joy. Only the truly heinous delete comments and require their pre-approval.

She's a coward, I tell ya. A yellow-bellied coward.

"Only over the top people are right. It's all about us, you know".

"No one else has an opinion that matters."

No truer words have been spoken Ina!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you. Er... I mean, Ina thanks you, Phyllis. You can't go over and compliment Joy. She has a delete comments on sight thing going on.

I would never stoop as low as Joy.

Only 'cause it's too far of a climb outta yer gutter to get me...

She'd never let a comment of yours ride, Phyllis. She's being all snooty and up in HerPants™ .

Well, Joy, aren't you the one to be a pot calling bla bla bla bla bla bla yadda yadda yadda bla yadda bla bla yakkity yakkity yakkity yakkity yak yak yak bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla snark snark bla bla snark righteous indignation bla bla blabby blabby blabby yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yakkkity bla bla bla la la la la la de dah la de dah blab blab because I know best yak yak yak yak yak bla bla bla bla bla bla yadda yadda yadda bla yadda bla bla yakkity yakkity yakkity yakkity yak yak yak bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla snark snark bla bla snark righteous indignation bla bla blabby blabby blabby yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yakkkity bla bla bla la la la la la de dah la de dah blab blab because I know best yak yak yak yak yak bla bla bla bla bla bla yadda yadda yadda bla yadda bla bla yakkity yakkity yakkity yakkity yak yak yak bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla snark snark bla bla snark righteous indignation bla bla blabby blabby blabby yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yakkkity bla bla bla la la la la la de dah la de dah blab blab because I know best yak yak yak yak yak bla bla bla bla bla bla yadda yadda yadda bla yadda bla bla yakkity yakkity yakkity yakkity yak yak yak bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla snark snark bla bla snark righteous indignation bla bla blabby blabby blabby yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yakkkity bla bla bla la la la la la de dah la de dah blab blab because I know best yak yak yak yak yak bla bla bla bla bla bla yadda yadda yadda bla yadda bla bla yakkity yakkity yakkity yakkity yak yak yak bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla snark snark bla bla snark righteous indignation bla bla blabby blabby blabby yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yakkkity bla bla bla la la la la la de dah la de dah blab blab because I know best yak yak yak yak yak bla bla bla bla bla bla yadda yadda yadda bla yadda bla bla yakkity yakkity yakkity so you really should be more polite.

Ha! Joy's been told off by Fang!

Take that, FancyPants.™

I think Fang left off a "let me judge you for all" up there. Or I didn't see it, but it usually stands out in her geyser of hypomanic drivel.

She's being all snooty and up in HerPants™ .

At least my "google-image walls" aren't caked with feces, lady...

Ha! Joy's been told off by Fang!

It's on my article, too... almost like it's sitting on both sides of the hypocritical fence, no?

You gotta give it to old Fang Forall. She's truly changed deep in her heart and her character has undergone a metamorphosis of goodness and has banished the part of her that reminded us so much of a Chuckie doll.

AGAIN.

A hypocritical Fang? No way!

Yeah, Ina, especially in your line of work, you know how common it is for someone to completely re-invent themselves. A 180 degree turnaround. Happens all the time!

Fang will only be able to hold the nice together for a moment. Then she'll forget to refill her prescriptions and it will all go to hell in a handbasket.