TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS...

TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER

(10) Your annual breast exam is done
at Hooters.

(9) Directions to your doctor's
office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

(8) The tongue depressors taste
faintly of Fudgesicles.

(7) The only proctologist in the
plan is "Gus" from
Roto-Rooter.

(6) The only item listed under
Preventative Care coverage is "an apple a day."

(5) Your primary care physician is
wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

(4) "The patient is responsible for
200% of out-of-network
charges," is not a typographical
error.

(3) The only expense covered 100% is
"embalming."

(2) Your Prozac comes in different
colors with little M's on them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE
JOINED A VERY CHEAP HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(1) You ask for Viagra, and they
give you a Popsicle stick
and duct tape!