HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

> (Written by kids)  
>
> You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if
> you like sports, she should like it that you like sports,
> and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
> -  Alan, age 10  
>
> No person really decides before they grow up who
> they're going to marry. God decides it all way before,
> and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
> - Kristen, age 10  
>
> WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?  
> Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person
> FOREVER by then..
> - Camille, age 10  
>
> HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
> You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be
> yelling at the same kids.
> -  Derrick, age 8
>
> WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?  
> Both don't want any more kids.
> - Lori, age 8  
>
> WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?  
> Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get
> to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you
> listen long enough.
> - Lynnette, age 8  (isn't she a treasure)
>
> On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that
> usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
>
> -  Martin, age 10  
>
> WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?  
>
> I'd run home and play dead... The next day I would call
> all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all
> the dead columns.
> - Craig, age 9  
>
> WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
> When they're rich.
> - Pam, age 7
>
> The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't
> want to mess with that.
> -  Curt, age 7  
>
> The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you
> should marry them and have kids with them. It's the
> right thing to do.
> - Howard, age 8  
>
> IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?  
> It's better for girls to be single but not for boys.
> Boys need someone to clean up after them.
> - Anita, age 9  (bless you child)
>
> HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET
> MARRIED?  
> There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't
> there?
> - Kelvin, age 8
>
> And the #1 Favorite is...
> HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
> Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks
> like a truck hit her.
> -  Ricky, age 10