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by donna f.
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March 6, 2006

Big Butter Jesus

May 08, 2009 02:16 PM EDT (Updated: May 12, 2009 09:12 AM EDT)
views: 275 | comments: 130

 

Outside Cincinnati a HUGE statue of Jesus resides.  It is the source of much satire in this state, as it is not only Freakin' HUGE, but only half of Jesus. This video is an homage to the statue by Heywood Banks, a popular satirist in these parts. I don't care what your religious views are, this is HILARIOUS!

 

 

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Comments: 130

Purrrrrrrrrrr~Genki dashite~Nantoka naru-yo! S. May 8, 2009, 2:18pm EDT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! hold on BHAWAHAHAHAHAH! wait HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! hold on

OMG, you've turned me incontinent! BHAWAHAHHAHA
Gotta pee, be back ;)
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Purrrrrrrrrrr~Genki dashite~Nantoka naru-yo! S. May 8, 2009, 2:21pm EDT
Why didntcha post it to Gutter Girls?! POST IT PUHLEASE, I WANTS TO FEATURE IT! It's rare that I almost pee myself laughing. You are such a delight!
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Barb (Gather Site Ferret) Carlson May 8, 2009, 2:24pm EDT
Hee hee hee. I'm sure someone will take offense, but that statue is rather disturbing. He looks like he's rising up out of the water (or sinking in it). In the one photo, it looks like he had buildings under his armpits. I wonder what the designers were thinking? At least all groupings of white crosses you see are understated. I can't help but think that if Jesus were on the earth now, and he saw that, he'd say, "Oh my God! Would you look at that!"
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donna f. May 8, 2009, 2:26pm EDT
Purr..done and done. You don't have to ask me twice..lol


Barb,
Yeah, I'm sure they will. You should see all the pictures during football season of this Jesus being the "H" In O-H-I-O.
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Purrrrrrrrrrr~Genki dashite~Nantoka naru-yo! S. May 8, 2009, 2:27pm EDT
YOU ARE NOW FEATURED!

at GUTTER GIRLS!
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donna f. May 8, 2009, 2:33pm EDT
Thank you from the bottom of my wicked little heart!
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David N. May 8, 2009, 2:51pm EDT
Im a Jew anyway...so no offense taken here. This was a good one I gotta share with my PO's-The Christian Coalition! HAHAHA...Im going back to hell......
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sally g. May 8, 2009, 2:54pm EDT
that is silly
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Ron (in complete sheeple overload) W. May 8, 2009, 3:08pm EDT
Jeezus!!
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Kimber L. May 8, 2009, 3:25pm EDT
LMBO I have seen this statue first hand as I drive past it frequently going to visit my inlaws and some close friends. IN FACT we will be driving past it this weekend to go to my nephew's first communion. I AM PROBABLY going to hell for this but i took a picture of it in the winter and then realized there was snow on his face. My husband almost wrecked the car when I told him it looked like a "money shot" if you don't understand or get it email me and I will explain. LMAO
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Kimber L. May 8, 2009, 3:25pm EDT
I will have to find the photo with the snow... hmmm
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Kimber L. May 8, 2009, 3:27pm EDT
As for Haywood Banks I love his "REVENGE SONG" it is hilarious too ... "...and then while your asleep into your room i'll creep...."
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Leo Lemmer May 8, 2009, 3:42pm EDT
Oh, myyy! Glad I saw the video--cute but get ready for the attacks.
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Renee (Pres of Baby James Foundation) ~. May 8, 2009, 4:07pm EDT
lol oh my
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Nancy Biri May 8, 2009, 4:13pm EDT
LOL
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Barb (Gather Site Ferret) Carlson May 8, 2009, 4:59pm EDT
Kimber I nearly fell out of my chair laughing about the "money shot". Oh my!
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Chas Andrews May 8, 2009, 5:03pm EDT
funny stuff
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Amanda S. May 8, 2009, 5:38pm EDT
LOL,BRB gotta pee! it's too funny.
Thanks for sharing it.
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Amanda S. May 8, 2009, 5:38pm EDT
I have to admit thought it does sorta look like it's made out of butter.
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donna f. May 8, 2009, 5:58pm EDT
What is it with this video that makes y'all want to pee?
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donna f. May 8, 2009, 5:59pm EDT
Kimber,
i can't weait to see that picture. Yes, please send me a private message to explain.
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Angela B (There IS a light at the end of the tunnel) May 8, 2009, 6:08pm EDT
LOL, Donna, now I want to wonder if the giant "butter Jesus" is for buttering the giant corn statues up near Columbus.
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donna f. May 8, 2009, 6:09pm EDT
Angela,
Nah, they use the leftovers from the Ohio State Fair's Butter Cow for that.
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Peter Joseph Swanson May 8, 2009, 6:12pm EDT
ha ha
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donna f. May 8, 2009, 6:13pm EDT
Leo,
24 comments and not a negative amonsgt 'em. I'm surprised myself.
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Jennine D. May 8, 2009, 6:27pm EDT
Oh OH this i is hilarious and yes I am a Christian and not offended you see as the song said we are NOT supposed t make idols of anything in heaven or earth and all these icons and statues are just that. It does look like butter creamy butter and in case some people don't understand it or know it God and the God family has a great sense of humor. I am sure they are laughing at this song about this idol as well.
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donna f. May 8, 2009, 6:34pm EDT
Jen,
Thank you so very much. I agree that God most certainly has a sense of humor.
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roger s. May 8, 2009, 6:38pm EDT
That was hilarious.
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Don(time to open them FEMA camps) S. May 8, 2009, 6:51pm EDT
GRRREAT!
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Don(time to open them FEMA camps) S. May 8, 2009, 6:51pm EDT
I'll never pass that statue again without a smile.
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Purrrrrrrrrrr~Genki dashite~Nantoka naru-yo! S. May 8, 2009, 7:06pm EDT
OMG! I watched it again~and now I gotta pee and am desperately craving a cigarette! Light me baby! =D
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Purrrrrrrrrrr~Genki dashite~Nantoka naru-yo! S. May 8, 2009, 7:06pm EDT
It must be a subliminal urine mssage hidden in there somewhere or a mind oozing subservise commercial neatly hidden for Depends.
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Purrrrrrrrrrr~Genki dashite~Nantoka naru-yo! S. May 8, 2009, 7:07pm EDT
I do so woof my GUTTER GIRLS~ smoochies
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donna f. May 8, 2009, 7:14pm EDT
Hmmm, I usually don't crave a ciggie when I have to pee, but you may have a point about an imbedded Depends commercial..lol
Smoochies right back atcha, sugar!
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Esther IS Flesh and Blood S. May 8, 2009, 8:01pm EDT
Funny!!
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Georgiana S. May 8, 2009, 8:04pm EDT
I love this! so ridiculous. Looks like he is sinking in a hole and reaching for help!
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Raccoonmama D May 8, 2009, 8:06pm EDT
Messiah made of butter? Gutter Girls? Depends? Peeing?
I'm home. :)
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Angela A. May 8, 2009, 8:45pm EDT
Awesome video!
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donna f. May 8, 2009, 8:58pm EDT
Welcome home, Raccoonmama! What's for dinner?



Um, Purr, it just occured to me, maybe every time you watch the video, you get the urge to flush your sin away?
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EM JAY (Gather Director of Chaos & Uprisings) W. May 8, 2009, 9:15pm EDT
Oh shite! Just north of Cincy...that's where I escaped from! Now you know why.
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Spartan * May 8, 2009, 11:18pm EDT
LOVE IT!!!!! Thanks for posting this! ROTFLMAO!!!!
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Susan N. May 8, 2009, 11:20pm EDT
Well it was a bit off key....There we have a negative comment. My son (20) said it was sacrilegious, I thought it was just plain FUNNY!
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donna f. May 9, 2009, 8:25am EDT
EM,
Now we know, it explains a lot! Love the new icon, next thing you know you'll be name dropping those famous writers like you know 'em or something.

Spartan,
Anything for a friend, bub.

Susan,
Thanks, but i was looking for something more akin to "You're going straight to hell, you blasphemer you."...but it was a nice try.
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Purrrrrrrrrrr~Genki dashite~Nantoka naru-yo! S. May 9, 2009, 8:50am EDT
What sin? =D One human's sin is another humans every day ho hum life ;)
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donna f. May 9, 2009, 8:53am EDT
Purrr,
You got that right.
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Kimber L. May 9, 2009, 10:10am EDT
LOL I am enjoying the commments on this one!!
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donna f. May 9, 2009, 10:28am EDT
Kimber,
still waiting for that "money shot"...LMAO!
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donna f. May 9, 2009, 12:57pm EDT
Holy Crap! There is nothing in this video to warrant a flag!
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mary cox May 9, 2009, 1:01pm EDT
omg this is funny.. thanks for the laugh mom i really need it..... scott & mary......
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Spartan * May 9, 2009, 1:11pm EDT
Ooooooh!!! I think you offended some of our PHONY "c"hristians! More power to you, Donna! The flag will be removed! They like to do this on weekends because there's nobody home at Gather on weekends!
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donna f. May 9, 2009, 1:14pm EDT
Thanks kids!

Spartan,
I know..some people just can't take a joke!
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Purrrrrrrrrrr~Genki dashite~Nantoka naru-yo! S. May 9, 2009, 1:35pm EDT
NO THEY DIDN'T!!!!!
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jenn g. May 9, 2009, 1:35pm EDT
this is hilarious, i love it!
sorry it got flagged
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Ginny A. May 9, 2009, 1:36pm EDT
I've seen this! My sister lives near there and her family calls it "touchdown Jesus"!
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EM JAY (Gather Director of Chaos & Uprisings) W. May 9, 2009, 1:37pm EDT
How is this Hate Speech? I met Heywood Banks a couple of times. Not a hateful bone in that man's body.

To whomever flagged this: You need to hit your knees and ask for Big Butter Jesus to forgive you.
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Purrrrrrrrrrr~Genki dashite~Nantoka naru-yo! S. May 9, 2009, 1:37pm EDT
Like Spartan said, the flag will be removed. Cowards flag without explanation and on weekends when the gather offices whisper~whisper~ ;)
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donna f. May 9, 2009, 1:39pm EDT
Ginny,
I have a still photo of a group of guys using Jesus as the "H" in O-H-I-O...those Buckee fans, gotta love 'em.
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EM JAY (Gather Director of Chaos & Uprisings) W. May 9, 2009, 1:40pm EDT
I live near Jesus of the Shrugging Shoulders. He doesn't look like much until after dark when the spotlight hits him. Then he's big and shadowy and uncertain.

During the winter holiday season, they change the scene to Woman Puking into a Camping Toilet While Her Man Looks On to remind everyone not to drink too much on New Year's Eve!
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Kris M. May 9, 2009, 1:40pm EDT
Hate speech? I'd like to show some of these people some genuine hate. They'd come crawling back to Big Butter Jesus on their knees.
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donna f. May 9, 2009, 1:43pm EDT
EM,
So that's where that came from?...LMAO!!!!
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Marilyn is looking for whatever there is. N. May 9, 2009, 2:12pm EDT
The flaggers never leave a comment, they're chickens that "only" flag, and run. If this gets removed, REPOST it, and we'll all contact Gather about it. I think they know who did the flagging. How RUDE!

Hilarious, you sure can find 'em! :) Yep, something about this makes you wanna pee. And smoke.

Mar~
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EM JAY (Gather Director of Chaos & Uprisings) W. May 9, 2009, 2:15pm EDT
You know where I'm talking, Donna - 71 N near the Livingston Exit. Right next to German Village.
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donna f. May 9, 2009, 2:23pm EDT
Oh yes, EM, that thing used to scare the crap out of me when I was a kid. And you're right, at Christmas, thats EXACTLY what it looks like..lol
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Grems 'gremlin' May 9, 2009, 2:34pm EDT
It is a great little ditty and the pictures are worth a thousand words. I enjoyed and again do not see hate speech in this at all. If you were offended then move on.
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De (It takes a pillage to raze a village.) M. May 9, 2009, 2:44pm EDT
ROFL! Real Whipped Big Butter Jesus tastes real good on the whole grain holy wafers and only half the saturated fat of Margarine Satan.
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Heather W. May 9, 2009, 2:44pm EDT
Alright, it's on. I have to find this thing next time I head down to Cincy.
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donna f. May 9, 2009, 2:49pm EDT
Heather,
I will look forward to seeing thew photos.
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Purrrrrrrrrrr~Genki dashite~Nantoka naru-yo! S. May 9, 2009, 3:19pm EDT
I can't believe they let Judas outbid him for the motorized golf cart. Price is right sucks. ;)

*the captions are freaking hysterical*
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EM JAY (Gather Director of Chaos & Uprisings) W. May 9, 2009, 3:21pm EDT
Big Butter Jesus stirring up trouble again!

Flag this!
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sharon SugarMomma is a wise woman, May 9, 2009, 3:31pm EDT
Beyutiful! My daughter called me from part of an event on Thursday. This part was being held at a UCC church. We like most UCCer's but they still do all that god stuff.

Anyway, she said that if she heard the word Jesus one more time she was going to crucify herself. Instead she would rather speak with her "trash talkin mama".

Love my girl, love the video.
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Joyce ("Site Cheshire Kitteh") L. May 9, 2009, 3:58pm EDT
"Messiah made of butter? Gutter Girls? Depends? Peeing?
I'm home. :)"

--------Me too----!!!
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Jennine D. May 9, 2009, 4:17pm EDT
I had to share this with friends and family copied your gather url and emailed it to them. My husband thinks it is hilariously funny and he is a pastor. We don't worship idols or statues. That creamy buttery looking idol does not resemble the Jesus I know at all. I am with Purr about pee'd my pants laughing. He you flagger so you worship Big Butter Jesus, hope he can save your hide when things get tougher. As to me and mine we worship Jesus Christ and God almighty not some idol or statues that looks like butter or cheese or wood or gold. Thanks Donna for a great weekend of fun and laughter going to show this to my daughter and SIL when they get her later today.
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Jennine D. May 9, 2009, 4:29pm EDT
This post is not hateful it points out exactly in the video song what is wrong with that buttery creation of some man. The video does not show blashphemy to God or Christ but to an idol. So who ever flagged obviously thinks it is okay to worship and bow down to graven images. They certainly have no sense of humor. He can you post this to my group Medicine Chest
medicinechest.gather.com. I will feature it there as well. It is a group about humor
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Nancy * May 9, 2009, 5:03pm EDT
well it's just silly to call this hate speech.. Heck I'm a Christian and a Catholic (we love our statuary) and thought that half a Jesus was a bit much to deal with.
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Sue * May 9, 2009, 5:05pm EDT
We have a massive cross here that tends to freak out people on the interstate, this beats that by a long shot!
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donna f. May 9, 2009, 5:54pm EDT
Just to let y'all know, after viewing EM's link, above, I have hereby joined the pee brigade...

Jen,
I KNEW there was a reason I loved you! Thank you!!
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donna f. May 9, 2009, 5:55pm EDT
Sue,
You're not by chance talking about the cross on I-70, close to Springfield are you? If it is, it doesn't freak me out as bad as all the "repent" signage. Those things make me think the religious zealots have stock in Burma Shave.
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kimberly g. May 9, 2009, 6:46pm EDT
cute video, the person how flagged this needs to get a sense of humor!
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donna f. May 9, 2009, 6:59pm EDT
Kimberly,
No SHIT!!!!
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Nellie (The Bad Santa of Gather) May 10, 2009, 5:10am EDT
now this is what I needed to wake up to...wahoo..off to wkr seing about buttering up jesus..whoops I mean...
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donna f. May 10, 2009, 8:14am EDT
HEy, The flag is gone...WOOHOO!!!!
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Angela <:3---}~~~~ M. May 10, 2009, 10:20am EDT
I was listing to this last night on youtube. I love it only in ohio would we have such a site LOL
nice to see the flag lifted
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Purrrrrrrrrrr~Genki dashite~Nantoka naru-yo! S. May 10, 2009, 11:31am EDT
Flag GONE! =D

Let's pee in celebration and then suck down a menthol =D
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donna f. May 10, 2009, 11:42am EDT
No menthol for me, too early for the buzz I get from 'em, make mine a marlboro light, and we're in there.
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Nurse Nancy S. May 11, 2009, 12:09pm EDT
This is hysterical. Glad your flag is gone!!!!
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donna f. May 11, 2009, 12:26pm EDT
Glad you liked it Nancy.
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Purrrrrrrrrrr~Genki dashite~Nantoka naru-yo! S. May 11, 2009, 12:33pm EDT
Marlboro Light it is! Drop your panties, time to pee! =D
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donna f. May 11, 2009, 1:55pm EDT
Aww, You just want to see my creamery white butt...
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Purrrrrrrrrrr~Genki dashite~Nantoka naru-yo! S. May 11, 2009, 1:56pm EDT
GUILTY! =D
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donna f. May 11, 2009, 1:58pm EDT
God Bless your wicked little heart...teehee!!
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Ellen B. May 12, 2009, 12:44am EDT
This was just fuckin hillarious! I'm in the cincinnati area, and never saw this thing, I think jesus himself would be looking at it like "WTF?!" Glad the flag got removed too
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donna f. May 12, 2009, 8:27am EDT
Ellen,
I couldn't agree more. I'm sure Jesus is looking down and saying those exact words.
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Lynn, whose writing motto is Tabula rasa - Caveat lector May 14, 2009, 1:58pm EDT
donna asked, " What is it with this video that makes y'all want to pee?'

Seems obvious to me, you have too many readers/watchers using "unsalted butter." Low salt diets cause more bathroom trips. ;)

Hey, watched the video - we've been low salt for a while, so used to that "lifestyle" - reading the comments, will comment as I go along, before finally giving my own opinion. ;)
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Lynn, whose writing motto is Tabula rasa - Caveat lector May 14, 2009, 2:03pm EDT
money shot

I didn't know, so googled. I won't ask which definition is being used in this instance, nor do I wish to know. ;)
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Lynn, whose writing motto is Tabula rasa - Caveat lector May 14, 2009, 2:10pm EDT
donna mentions, " Leo,
24 comments and not a negative amonsgt 'em. I'm surprised myself."

I'm new to all this "controversial stuff on Gather, but, from the way I've learned to understand it is, first you get honest reactions. If people don't like it, they'll do one of three things - drive-bys, tell you, or rant elsewhere. Now, the "rant elsewhere," get more people, of like kind, nosy, come to see what's being ranted about, and sure enough, since they were incensed by that rant in the first place, their hackles are up enough to give you "a good talkin' to," whether they bother even looking at what started all this or not.

Well, at least that's my experience. lol
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Lynn, whose writing motto is Tabula rasa - Caveat lector May 14, 2009, 2:16pm EDT
Again, not done reading all the comments, either, but just read Jen D.'s first one. Bingo! Pretty much what I was thinking, except I don't think God believes breaking any of his commandments is humorous. Then again, he did/does/will always know what we humans are up to, and made us anyway, and I still think that joke Jesus taught Peter was funny, as well as poignant. so he does have an interesting sense of humor. lol
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Lynn, whose writing motto is Tabula rasa - Caveat lector May 14, 2009, 2:20pm EDT
donna said, " Welcome home, Raccoonmama! What's for dinner?

Um, Purr, it just occured to me, maybe every time you watch the video, you get the urge to flush your sin away? "

Two in one short comment! I love your sense of humor. (I've seen it on comments for contests too. Still hoping to find someone, who wants to adopt a collie puppy. I so want to give them your suggestion for a name, but not worth getting the collie myself, just to use that. lol)
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Lynn, whose writing motto is Tabula rasa - Caveat lector May 14, 2009, 2:23pm EDT
Susan N. said, "Well it was a bit off key....There we have a negative comment. My son (20) said it was sacrilegious, I thought it was just plain FUNNY!"

Ah, so YOU'RE the first negative commenter. I've been waiting! ;) Thanks for the head's up - I'm tone deaf, so didn't pick out that "problem."
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Lynn, whose writing motto is Tabula rasa - Caveat lector May 14, 2009, 2:30pm EDT
donna exclaimed (got tired of "said"), " Holy Crap! There is nothing in this video to warrant a flag!"

Obviously. Gather unflags when warranted. (Haven't I've become quite knowledgable after one mere, semi-sensationalistic post? lol)
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Lynn, whose writing motto is Tabula rasa - Caveat lector May 14, 2009, 2:44pm EDT
EM said, " I live near Jesus of the Shrugging Shoulders. He doesn't look like much until after dark when the spotlight hits him. Then he's big and shadowy and uncertain.

During the winter holiday season, they change the scene to Woman Puking into a Camping Toilet While Her Man Looks On to remind everyone not to drink too much on New Year's Eve!"

Wonderfully PC of them. lol

Is shrugging Jesus the same as big butter Jesus, or another rendition?
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Lynn, whose writing motto is Tabula rasa - Caveat lector May 14, 2009, 3:00pm EDT
Warning: if my next comment works out correctly, it is intended to make people buy more Depends.
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