Fan Fic: Writing my own history

SCENE 1 // Rock & Roll Love

The scene opens to a studio in Los Angeles, California. You see Christy Hemme doing a photo shoot. The photographer is wearing blue jeans a t-shirt and a bandanna. Christy is wearing a very sexy black dress. She is doing very sexy shots. Finally the photographer gets the shot he want.

The camera man move the camera down. You see that the camera man was none other than Bret Michaels. He put the camera on a table and walks to Christy kissing her lips.

Bret Michaels: That was sexy baby. I mean wow.

Christy Hemme: Well thank you Bret. I mean you were the one that saw the real beauty of the pictures.

Bret Michaels: Well I couldn't help it when I have some one as beautiful as you.

Christy Hemme: Again Thank you so much. Can you believe we have only know each other a week and we are already dating.

Bret Michaels: No not really. i mean I am a person that believes in fate and when we did our photo shoot fate was telling me something about you. So i am glad we are together.

Christy Hemme: I have one question.

Bret Michaels: What is that love?

Christy Hemme: What about Taya? Aren't you suppose to appear with her on the Rock of Love Bus Reunion as a couple.

Bret Michaels: Yeah... But that is all a publicity thing. I mean she really only won because she was a penthouse pet and stuff. But See I really wanted something classier and I got that in you.

Christy Hemme: Well I am glad I can be your real Rock Of Love.

Bret Michaels: I am too. Hey don't you have a match you should be preparing for this week.

Christy Hemme: I do but I did all the preparing I needed to while you were doing stuff for the album.

Bret Michaels: Oh yeah. So who are you facing.

Christy Hemme: The leggy diva Stacy Keibler and A person that is the Taya of the wrestling world Velvet Sky.

Bret Michaels: Oh come on Velvet can't be that bad.

Christy Hemme: Oh no she is worse. She has never posed naked but she thinks she is hotter than anyone. She thinks that she is a star in her right mind for doing nothing.

Bret Michaels: Ah so she is one of those girls.

Christy Hemme: Ya... Basically she is Ashley and Taya mixed together. The one that thinks she is perfect and the kind of one that thinks that she is hotter than all these bitches.

Bret Michaels: Ah... That is a scary mix.

The two sit down on a leather couch and Christy cuddles next to him.

Christy Hemme: Yeah it is but I can take it. I mean I beat that vampire chick and she got fired.Besides do far I am undefeated. i hope to stay that way this week too because neither diva has anything on me. Yeah they can talk about me in playboy. But that is tasteful nude. Its not like i was spread eagle in a porno.

Bret Michaels: That is true. That is what I love about you. You are a classy rock and roll hottie that loves to get down and dirty.

Christy Hemme: Velvet was talking about giving makeovers this Monday. But she need to look in the mirror. Angelina needs a nose job and she need to stick to one hair color. So that have no right talking trash about ugly when ugly stares at them every morning when they wake up.

Bret Michaels: hey yo. You are getting really feisty and I like it.

Christy Hemme: Well I can't help it when people talk trash when they don't need to. That and I am nervous about the reunion tonight.

Bret Michaels: Why do you say that?

Christy Hemme: Well I am just nervous that I might bust Taya in her eye if she says some smart ass comment to me.

Bret gets a good laugh out of that.

Bret Michaels: I don't think you will need to worry about that Christy. She wants to see so perfect and she wouldn't dare talk shit.

Christy Hemme: Yeah right.. You don't know women real well.

Bret Michaels: This is true.

Christy Hemme: Look I'll be right back i am gonna go get changed for tonight.

Bret Michaels: All Right...

Christy gets up and kisses Bret Passionately. Bret stands up during the kiss and wraps his arms around her tightly. The two stay in this lip lock for at least a good five minutes. Christy pull back with a smile on her face. Christy starts walking away and Bret playfully spanks her butt as she does. Christ goes into a dressing room and grabs a black robe off the hanger. She strips out of the dress and puts the robe on so the hair dresser can do her hair for tonight. Christy reads an email on her black berry. It is a letter from the producer of Rock of Love Bus. They want Christy to come out on the reunion show because there was a leak about hers and Bret's relationship on TMZ and the net. So they want her to come on as their guest to expose the fake relationship with Bret and Taya and show the ladies his real rock of love. Also to have the show have a cat fight. She has this evil smile. She email the the producer back saying yes she will do it. Christy grabs her video camera. She puts it on top of a shelf and records herself talking to herself.

Christy Hemme: What you are watching is Christy Cam. This is how you are gonna see the world through my eyes.

Christy smiles and sits back down in the chair. The hair dresser comes in and starts working on Christy Hair. Christy starts to talk to herself as she is looking into the mirror.

Christy Hemme: See I am no the push over I once was in WWE. This is WCW where I am undefeated. You ladies will get a chance to see why i am undefeated this week. You both will get the chance to see how tough I really am. In WWE they only played on our looks. Stacy knows all about that. But Velvet you never got to be in WWE. So you really don't know what it was like. But before you go talking your trash you need to get your facts straight. Stacy never did Playboy only I did. But see that did help me but I am not bashful about it. Because Playboy is classy.

Also Velvet you need to stop worrying about Ashley because I am the next one to get a title shot at her not you. So wait your turn. I saw your little promo. You talked all kinds of trash about makeovers and being ugly. Angelina and yourself need to look in the mirror before you talk. You both need serious makeovers. As for me doing nothing in the wrestling world you both need to look at the past. I helped the knockouts in TNA. I was willing to take the beatings before you bitches were there. So don't even think about saying I have done nothing.

But back to reality no Velvet. Get ready to see what an ass whooping looks like. Because I am not playing around with you. I will hurt you. I will make you feel real pain. As for you Stacy. I am fully prepared for you. Yeah we had the little joke matches in WWE. But this is for real. I plan to take it to the limit and kick both of your asses in that ring. When that bell rings there are no alliances there are no helping another. It is every woman for herself. Oh Velvet if your little friend gets involved trust me I plan to break her nose so maybe it will look a lot better.

Christy blows a kiss to the camera. The Stylist finishes her hair. Then the make up artist comes in and does her make up. The Camera is still rolling still. It is capturing what it takes to make her gorgeous. When the make up artist finishes Christy smiles and goes through a rack of clothes that she gets to keep. She looks through the rack and finds a a anger with a bag over the outfits. There is a post it on it. It says To My dearest Christy. I picked this for out just for you. I hope you like it. See you soon. Christy smile and pulls it off the rack she opens the bag and sees a black rhinestone strapped fitted mini dress. There are also black rhinestone strapped open toe heel sandal to go with it. She jumps around a bit. She turns off the camera for a good thirty minutes. Finally The WCW crew is able to catch a glimpse of her. She is walking out of the dressing room wearing her new outfit. Bret stands up and smiles. When she gets to him he twirls her around.

Bret Michaels: Man... i was right you do you look sexy in this.

Christy Hemme: Well thank you so much Bret. I love it.

Bret Michaels: I am glad you do babe.

Bret and Christy share a passionate kiss. But the kiss is broken up when Bret gets a call on his cell phone. He pulls it from his pocket and answers it.

Bret Michaels: Hello...All right. All right we will be there in a few. All right bye *hangs the phone up* Well we must go our limo is here for us.

Bret takes Christy by the hand. The two leave for the Studio. The Two get into the limo. They share a passionate kiss for a moment. The scene fades to black as the limo drives off.

SCENE 2 // Secrets Come Out.

We see the backstage area of the Rock of love bus reunion. You see Christy sitting backstage watching on. She has a few butterflies in her stomach. She knows this is gonna be the surprise of a lifetime. Because no even Bret knows about this. Finally Christy is cued to go out there. The Camera crew is following her. They follow her all the way to the stage. All the girls look at who it is. Taya looks a little shocked. As for Bret he looks on wondering as do the other girls. A few girls are chatting and whispering because they know who she is. Rikki Rachman looks over at the lady.

Rikki Rachman: Ma'am who are you? Also what are you doing here?

Christy Hemme: Well Rikki I will tell you who I am. I am Christy Hemme. I am the lead singer of the band Hemme. I am also a WCW diva.

Rikki Rachman: Okay Christy.. what are you doing here?

Christy Hemme: Rikki I am here because Taya is sitting next to my man.

The whole crowd as a what the hell moment. Taya is shocked. Christy walks up on the stage and sits int the chair across from Bret and Taya with a smirk. Ashley and Farrah turn around and smiles because Taya is gonna get what she deserves now. Christy smirks and crosses her legs.

Taya Parker: What do you mean I am sitting next to your man. You weren't on Rock of Love.

Christy Hemme: Taya I know you are a little slow. But See He is my man now. I didn't have to be on rock of love to win his heart. i had to be real and honest and have a real spark with him. Unlike you .. you self promotion b*tch.

Taya Parker: Hey at least i am honest about posing naked. I know you posed for playboy nudes and try to hide it.

Christy Hemme: Sweety there are two different things tan posing classy and going spread eagle in a magazine. besides i don't hide the fact that I am a playboy cover girl. Because it is class unlike penthouse.

Taya Parker: So i posed for Penthouse. But what right does it give you to claim Bret as your own?

Christy Hemme: Taya darling do you read the tabloids at all do. Have you not seen the pictures of him kissing me. The pictures of us holding hands on the beach.

Taya Parker: Yeah i seen then I thought it was a stunt to fake me and him.

Christy Hemme: Sweety you are the only fake here and you will always be one.

Taya Parker: You don't know me well enough to talk trash about me.

Christy Hemme: I don't have to. Have you ever wondered why recently he never called. Or why he never answered your call. Or why he was to busy to keep plans with you.

Taya Parker: I knew he was busy with promotion and the new album.

Christy Hemme: Well part of that is true the other part is he was to busy with me to be with you.

Taya Parker: You know what I don't believe you at all.

Christy Hemme: Taya open those eyes and see. Every one knows its true. Except you. You wanna know why you were picked. Do you?

Taya Parker: I know why it is because Bret loves me and wants to be with me.

Christy Hemme: Right... No it is because Penthouse payed him extra money to pick you for promotions because you are pet of the year.

Taya stands up and slaps Christy. Christy tackles Taya and punches her. The two have a mini cat fight on the stage. They try to pull the girls off each other. The girls keep watching on cheering on Christy because Taya is getting what she deserves. Security separates them but Christy is able to get out of their grasp. She starts wailing on Taya. Security finally grab Christy and sits her next to Bret. Security then escorts Taya out who has a bloody noses and a black eye. Christy hair is now a mess and the strap of her new dress is ripped off. The girls are clapping for Christy. Bret puts his arm around Christy and smiles. The Two share a kiss in front of everyone. They go to a commercial to get things settled down. When all is settled Rikki is no sitting across for Bret and Christy who are smiling.

Rikki Rachman: All Right were back. Now I know you all seen that little scuffle there. But we never found out from you Bret if this was real. Are you and Christy a couple?

Bret Michaels: Yes we are. We have only been together a week. But I feel more sparks with her than I do Taya. i know I made a huge mistake on the show not picking Mindy. But I am glad i get to be with a girl that is classy and feisty and willing to fight for her name like these woman did do.

Rikki Rachman: But why not be with one of them. Why be with some one else?

Bret Michaels: Rikki...I would have loved to pick one of them but I am sorry i couldn't and didn't. I think I had to go out side the reality world and find some one and i found Christy.

Rikki Rachman: Well That is Great and I am truly glad for the two of you. But I am told we have to go. So goodnight friends and catch Daisy of Love next Sunday.

The show ends and Bret and Christy stand up. They both hug Rikki. But they go to the fans and sign some autographs. After a while the studio is cleared. About 5 hours later you see them in a hotel room in Memphis, Tenn. Christy is now wearing a red silk lingerie gown. Bret and herself are drinking campaign on the patio. It is dark but they have the starlight. They are laughing and talking. But it isn't The WCW crew filming It is Christy's Camera. It is sitting on a table so it can see Bret and her in the shot.

Bret Michaels: So what made you want to co public tonight?

Christy Hemme: Well actually I was asked by VH1 to do it because of a tabloid leak on tmz's website.

Bret Michaels: Ah Okay. I still can't believe the beating you gave Taya.

Christy Hemme: Hey she slapped me and ripped the dress you gave me. Of course I was gonna beat her. Besides I wanted to show Stacy And Velvet what is in store for them.

Bret Michaels: Well that was a hell of a beating I can't wait to see that you are gonna do to them.

Christy Hemme: Oh trust me what I do to them will be much worse than what Taya got. What Taya got was just a little taste of my fury. Wait till tomorrow. I will be giving Velvet and Stacy hell.

Bret Michaels: Well I bet you will.

Christy Hemme: Oh I will. they won't know what hit them. They are gonna expect little push over me. But I am not the same diva I once was. I am undefeated here and everyone will understand why. Especially Ashley and Lita.

Bret Michaels: Now who are Ashley and Lita.

Christy Hemme: Well Ashley is the womens Champion and Lita is the bitch that attacked me at starcade because I got a shop before she did.

Bret Michaels: Okay.. And why do you want them to watch your match.

Christy Hemme: Because i want them to see what i am capable of. I wan them to see that I am a contender for that title. I want them to see I am not here to play games.

Bret nods and kisses on Christy.

Bret Michaels: Why don't we turn off the Camera and we Go in. because I want some Alone time with you. No cameras just us.

Christy Hemme: All right that sound good to me.

Christy kisses Bret passionately. She turns off her camera. The WCW camera tapes them a bit as they passionately kiss going into the hotel room. they Head into the bedroom and close the door behind them not letting the camera crew in. The camera crew leaves their room and the scene fades to black