Cold Hearted Whore

You think you deserve
better than anyone else.
And guess what?
You do.

I agree you deserve
a little something extra
to showcase your
grandiosity.

You deserve a token
for all the effort
you put in to make
me feel so stupid and miserable.

To tell you alone simply
wouldn't be enough
because you'd shrug it off
and slime on over to the next "Guy of the Week"

You deserve a little better.
That's why I named a
poem after you.
Again.